THEY DID'NT KILL KENNY!
Yes I know what your saying...Kennys deaths are funny, but I'm not saying take of all deaths all together....why can't another South Park member get butchered? Lets take a look at some possible OTHER victim options. Just click on the characters name, and see the list of "Funny and Ironic Ways They Could Die". If you'd like to add to my list, simplyE-Mail Me and suggest! We're always looking to add to our list!
Mrs. Crabtree- Yes the hated hard-of-hearing bus driver. Since my moms a bus driver I'm a little angered at the sterotype, but its obvious this ladys a b*th so lets see her bus crash into Tom's Rhinoplasty!!!
Uncle Jimbo- Theres hundreds of ways this tree-huggers nightmare could die! Perhaps his 'ol buddy Ned thought he was a rare gorilla? Maybe the animals of South Park will decide to have revenge? That sweet little bunny could be a trained kung-fu fighter!
The Mayor- After calling all the townspeople rednecks, I'm sure someone wants to get at her. She wanted to ban Chef's Salsbury steak, and she is quite stuck up, coming from Princeton and all!
Kyle's Mom
- Cartman can get really mad, and who knows, maybe hes still a little crazed over the way Kyle's Mom got Terrance and Phillip cancelled! We saw in Mecha Streisand that Cartman owns a nice black spy suit...hmmm...
Mephisto-
Lets face it, this dude has caused more havoc in South Park than anyone! He created the killer turkeys, the mutant Stan and...well...hes mad. One of these days theres bound to be people lined up at his door with torches!
Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat- The boys teacher (and his sock-puppet companian) are rude to all walks of life. He speaks bad about everyone from gay people (though he might just be one) to Germans. I'm sure the boys would like to put him and that puppet away for good!
Cartman- The reason Cartmans on this list is because whenever I get e-mails I usually receive at least one saying who else they would like to see die...and Cartman is mentioned most often. I suppose his frequent tantrums and his ignorance torwards certain people does boil ones blood...maybe he could die choking on a cheesypoof?
Thats all for now! Who else would you like to see killed and how? I am having a contest to go along with this! Go HERE for more info.
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