Funny and Ironic Ways To Kill Mr Garrison and Mr.Hat

  • Botched nose job. Ends up looking like Micheal Jacskon, so he kills himself.


  • Mr. Hat gets mistaken for a rag, so hes used to clean some knives (OUCH!)


  • Mr. Hat runs into some moths.


  • The students of South Park elementary form a war squad (yes I have an obsession with forming war squads).


  • Hes caught in a "Manage-o-Three" with a serial killer (Who would harm innocent cereal? What did Cap N Crunch ever do to them?) at a Motel


  • Hes abducted by aliens, and they dissect Mr. Garrison, thinking hes some kind of toad. They keep Mr. Hat and treat him like a diety.


  • He gets lost in Germany.


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