Wrestlemania XV: The Ragin' Climax
I was at Wrestlemania XV live in my home town of Philadelphia and here are my super-duper Wrestlemania XV Adventures
THE ROCK vs STONE COLD
Who I want to win: The Rock
Who will probably win: Stone Cold
Winner: Stone Cold
Loser: Michael Cole
~Thoughts~
-It's funny how the WWF put more time into who would be the special ref then the main event itself. But there is so much heat for this match that it's going to be great.
-These two have more catch phrases then every other wrestler put together.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
- JR being the play-by-play guy made this match better. Sure he looks like Sloth and his voice isn't what it used to be, but he's way better than Michael Cole.
-The best part was after Austin stunned Vince and poured beer on him then he put his foot on his chest. Vince was flopping around like a fish out of water.
MICK'S GETTING CHOKESLAMMED OFF SOMETHING HIGH MATCH
---The winner will be the special ref for the main event---
MANKIND vs PAUL WIGHT
Who I want to win: Mankind
Who will probably win: Paul Wight
Winner: Mankind
Loser: Mick's ribs
~Thoughts~
-Kiss Foley's big ass goodbye. The Giant is going to kill him, and it's going to be sweet.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-Not as sweet as some of Mick's other matches, but he really did get fucked up.
---Four Corners Elemination---
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ROAD DOGG vs SHAMROCK vs VAL VENIS vs GOLDUST
Who I want to win: Shamrock
Who will probably win: Shamrock
Winner: Road Dogg
Loser: Ryan Shamrock
~Thoughts~
-I want Kenny to win because: Goldust is only good when he's a freak or a fag, Val Venis is starting to get old, and the Road Dogg makes a better Hardcore champ. Plus we know that Kenny can really kill someone, and that's worth some bonus points.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-I hate when elimination matches lose half of the people by double countout. That sucks.
-Now we know that Goldust is a card carrying faggot, he picked a fat, blue haired, fat piece of crap over a nice piece of ass like Ryan.
Shane vs X-Pac
Who I want to win: Shane
Who will probably win: X-Pac
Winner: Shane
Loser: The screaming girls that were sitting behind me
~Thoughts~
-Just as long as Pete Gas, Rodney and Willie Green show up I'll be happy.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-As soon as HHH ran out I said that he was turning on X-Pac but nobody believed me. FOOLS!!!!
-----THEY BOTH FUCKED CHYNA MATCH-----
KANE vs HHH
Who I want to win: Kane
Who will probably win: HHH
Winner: HHH
Loser: Kane's broken heart
~Thoughts~
-Chyna will come back with a mask like Kane, covering her ugly, burned, ugly, face.
-I hope they make this an inferno match, since both guys like playng with fire.
-When HHH shot Kane with that bazooka I almost shit my pants. That had to be one of the coolest things I ever saw in wrestling.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-That was sad when Chyna turned on Kane. His poor black heart was broken. He should just get a hooker.
---Triple Threat Match---
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BADD ASS vs AL SNOW vs BOB HOLLY
Who I want to win: Al Snow
Who will probably win: Billy Gunn
Winner: Bob Holly
Loser: Everybody
~Thoughts~
-Seeing how the WCW Uncensored hardcore triangle match was *gasp* pretty good, they need to really go nuts here. We know Snow can get hardcore, and Holly must know he sucks so he will go crazy, but Billy Gunn is a flaming faggot so he will ruin the whole match because he sucks ass...literally.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-I have two words for you "IT SUCKED".
BOSSMAN vs UNDERTAKER
Who I want to win: Undertaker
Who will probably win: Undertaker
Winner: Undertaker
Loser: Gangrel, for getting stuck for ten minutes, and Edge for getting hit with the Cell while it was raising
~Thoughts~
-Does anyone really think that the Bossman has a chance in hell to win this match?
-I hope the Bossman doesn't have flashbacks when he was a prison guard and try to rape the Undertaker.
-You know the Bossman wishes he was in the Ministry, just so he can burn crosses.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-The only thing that could of saved this piece of shit match was the death of the Big Bossman, but the match really sucked.
-----BRAWL FOR ALL-----
BART GUNN vs BUTTERBEAN
Who I want to win: Bart
Who will probably win: Butterbean
Winner: Butterbean
Loser: People who blinked and missed the whole thing, Gorilla Monsoon for being all shrivled up like a raisin
~Thoughts~
-I hope Dr. Death and Sloth kill both of them.
-Or I hope someone *cough*Butterbean*cough* really gets knocked out and dies.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-----WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP-----
SABLE vs TORI
Who I want to win: Tori
Who will probably win: Tori
Winner: Sable
Loser: People who got a good look at Nichole Bass' face
~Thoughts:~
-I just want to see these two dyke it out and while they are 69ing Tori pins Sable.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-Tori's Giant Gonzales outfit was pretty cool and Nicole Bass' face was pretty ugly.
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OWEN & DOUBLE J w/ DEBRA
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TEST & D'LO w/IVORY
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Who I want to win: Double J/Owen
Who will probably win: Double J/Owen
Winner: JJ and Owen w/Debra's Boobies
Loser: Mongo
~Thoughts~
-I just want the Brood to win the Battle Royal so they can get the belts.
-Owen needs to go back to his "Slammy Award Winning" days. Where he would "WHOOOOO!" every time he hit someone, because now he sucks.
~Post-Match Thoughts~
-Debra's boobs saved this match. I think all 60 year old women should have boobs like her.
Prediction Percentage: 50% (5 out of 10)
~Final thoughts~
-Just go here for my Wrestlemania Adventures.
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