GOOD MORNING CLASS!

Welcome to this the first class of Trini 101 at the University of Beenieville. We hope that you will pay up those ever so cheap tuition fees and in return we promise to provide you with lots of educational and entertaining treats. Class begin!

This Months Lesson:
"How to drive like a Trini"

DO use the shoulder of the road as another lane. It is not simply there for emergency purposes.

DO accelerate from 0 to 100kph between one speed bump and the other.

DO obey the traffic signals!

Green means GO!

Amber means GO FASTER!

Red means GO DAMN FAST and PRAY NOBODY HITS YOU!

DO feel free to utilize pedestrians and animals crossing the street as moving targets.

DO stop at all costs should you see a friend or relative while driving down the road to chat and gossip. Ignore all other drivers. They should know to go around you.

DO drink before you drive. It helps you drive better.

DO bad drive maxis and taxis as frequently as possible.

DO treat every street, road, lane, and pathway as a major highway by driving as fast as your car will allow.

DO respect other drivers by NOT using your indicator at any time.

DO drive with your high beams on at night. Remember to thank other drivers who are doing the same by raising your middle finger.

DO drive your car everywhere even if it is to Tanty's store on the corner.

DO put mags, tints, boom boxes, and all available accessories on your car, even if it is a rusted out bragadang.

DO make maximum use of your car seating space by cramming at least 10 of your friends into the car when going to a fete.

Today's lesson brought to you by: Professor Boris Beeniekilele

Congratulations!
If you have successfully remembered and used these simple techniques, you are well on your way to becoming a skilled Trini driver.