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=>Poem from Candi<=

Little Things In Life

Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got' And be thankful for the Little Things in Life that mean a lot.

=>Joke from Margarita<=

Ten Favorite Dr. Seuss Books

1. Fox in Detox

2. Who Shat in the Hat

3. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

4. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

5. The Cat in the Blender

6. Yentl the Lentil

7. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

8. Aunts in my Pants

9. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

10. The Grinch's Ten Inches

=>Joke from Tdog<=

A comparison of Nixon and Clinton

Major Scandal during their presidency....

Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....

Nixon: The Cold War

Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....

Nixon: Carpet-Bombing

Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents...

Nixon: His was Greek

Clinton: His is a Geek.

Presidential qualities.....

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.

Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

Things the President couldn't explain....

Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes

Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Presidential Nicknames....

Nixon: Tricky Dick

Clinton: Slick Willy

and finally, Presidential excuses....

Nixon: I am not a crook

Clinton: I didn't get in her nook

=>Joke from Margarita<=

A blonde at Christmas

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a house & realized that they had so much mail that it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock on the door. As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman stood staring at him. The mailman said "I'm sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't get all of your mail into your box, so here it is." The woman looked at him & said, "Why don't you come in & take a break - it's cold outside!" The mailman agreed & stepped into the house. A few minutes later, the woman says, "I have an idea. Let's go upstairs & make love!" The woman was quite beautiful, so the mailman followed her. Later, the two came back down the steps. The mailman said, "Wow, that was great but I must be getting back to my route." The lady replied, "Oh, don't go yet, let's have some breakfast!" She then opened the door to the dining room & the table was covered with food. After the meal, the mailman said, "Okay, I've really got to go!" The woman replied, "Well, thank you!" and handed him a one dollar bill. The mailman was confused. "What's going on here? You invite me in, make love to me, cook me a great breakfast, then hand me a dollar!" The woman replied, "Well, I asked my husband the other day what he thought we should give the mailman for Christmas. He said, "Oh, screw him! Give 'em a dollar!" BUT breakfast was my idea!!

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