The Top Ten Sexually Explicit Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it
where it counts, kid." -Han Solo
2. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - Princess Leia"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!" - Luke Skywalker
4. "Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?" -Obi Wan
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Princess Leia
6. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" - C3P0
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good!" - Luke Skywalker
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" - Princess Leia
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" -
Wedge Antilles
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" - Han Solo
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the
outside." - Han Solo
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance..." - Rebel deck officer
3. "I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh
kid?" - Han Solo
4. "Hurry up Golden Rod" - Han Solo
5. "That's ok, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." - Luke
Skywalker
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." - Yoda
7. "Control, Control! You must learn Control!" - Yoda
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here..." - Princess Leia or Solo
9. "Size matters not, look at me, judge me by my size do you?" - Yoda
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" - C3P0
1. "Rise my friend..." - The Emperor
2. "Short help's better than no help at all..." - Han Solo
3. "Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!" - Han Solo
4. "It's just a dead animal, Chewie..." - Han Solo
5. "Not bad for a little furball." - Han Solo
6. "I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something... rather rash!"
- C3P0
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" - Princess Leia
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." - Luke Skywalker
9. "I want you to take her, I mean it, take her!" - Han Solo
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed her,
Chewie..." - Han Solo