The story begins on a B train when Miaka screams for food.
Miaka: Tamahome! I need food!
Nuriko: Baka, You just ate 10 minutes ago. Daijobu ne! We're getting off next stop.
To your right, please look at an 18 year old kneeling on the seat looking out the window...
Tamahome: Wow!! Look at the wagon go! It's so fast!!
Hotohori: Where is Nakago and the others? I thought they were coming on the train too.
Chichiri: No, no da. They get to go on the touring bus, no da.
Nuriko: WHAT?!
Everyone starts fighting over who should get the touring bus and who should get the train.
Mitsukake: Our stop!
Everyone scrambles out of the train before the door closes on them. Miaka, feeling dizzy for not having any nourishment for 15 minutes trips on a loose tile of the subway platform.
Chichiri: HAHAHAHA, no da!! Miaka wears brown underwear, no da!
Miaka's face turns a bright red and orders Chichiri to get her a month's supply of potato chips, 3 doz. containers of ice-cream, 14 bottles of vodka for *ahem* 7 satisfying nights with Tamahome, and enough junkfood to supply a drugstore for 2 months. Once they got to the hotel they were staying at, Miaka glares at Chichiri and told him to make another trip to the pharmacy. For what? You know, PROTECTION.
Tamahome overheard the conversation and told Chichiri to step aside to have their "man to man" talk with each other.
Tamahome: Chichiri-kun, I hear you are going to the pharmacy..Don't skip on the good kinds. In case it breaks, I don't want to have kids looking like Miaka.
Chichiri: Daijobu, no da! I'm not stupid, no da! I just spent a month's salary buying her junk, no da! Hand over $50 to get the best kind of latex, no da!
Tamahome: I want the kids lookin' like me and I know it'll be tough to make them look so perfect so here's a $100, keep the change.
Chichiri: HAHA, no da! No problem, no da! This must be important, you usually don't hand out money like that, no da!
Tamahome: I don't joke around when it comes to Miaka.
Chichiri: I understand, ja ne!
Tamahome: Matte! (blushes crazily) Can you get me the latest Teens magazine? I want some tips on how to keep my face clear.
Chichiri: Do it like me, no da! Keep a mask on, no da! No one can tell, no da! Yeah, I will help you get the magazine, no da! Mind if I borrow it, Tamahome-kun?
Tamahome: Of course not!
Chichiri: Sayonara.
Chichiri leaves..Nuriko comes along and overheard the conversation..
Nuriko: (flicked Tamahome on the head at the same time he's talking) Hehe, Tamahome! you're getting some tonight!!
Mitsukake: (with his hand on his face, uses his divine powers and says) Evil thoughts, begone, BEGONE!
Chichiri: I think I need a bag! (TOO LATE!)(BARF!!!) GOMEN NASAI!! Sorry about your shoe!
Tasuki: EH?! I think Little Ghost is still a virgin, ne!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Tamahome: (his hair flies up and his face was burning red. So red, you can't see the red letter, OGRE on his forehead) WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO SAY, FANG BOY?!
Tasuki: (very sarcastically) Gasp! You said fuck! Don't say things you can't do.
Tamahome: Shimatta! I'll beat you into pulp!
Tasuki: Hehe!! I've been practicing new tricks lately!
Everyone watches the fight in amazement. Things got out of hand when Tasuki burned the kitchen though.
Miaka: AHHHH!!! Nuriko, stop them, stop them before Tasuki melts the ice-cream too!!!!
Nuriko: Haha! Watch me..I've been at the gym lately! (Nuriko picks up the the couch and throws it at Tasuki and Tamahome).
Hotohori: NURIKO!! DID YOU KNOW I WAS ON THE COUCH?! (Hotohori at the time was on the couch looking at himself in the mirror). You broke a strand of hair!!!
Hotohori breaks down and starts weeping and mourning over his strand of hair.
Hotohori: Daijobu, Daddy will give you a proper burial. *SOB*
Miaka: Boy, he is having it bad!
Chiriko: *gasp* Mitsukake-san, Tasuki and Tamahome-kun are dying of a blood shortage!
Mitsukake: (looking at Tamahome and Tasuki) Remove the couch, it's stopping their blood circulation to their brain!
Nuriko: (appears in a purple superman suit with a "N" on it) Let me, the handsome, yet beautiful man solve this! (Nuriko manages to pick up the couch with a finger).
Chiriko: Wow, you're great!
Nuriko: (looking very arrogant) That's not all I can do! (reading a pamphlet) This brochure says the owner of the suit will also get X-RAY beams for his/her eyes. Watch!
Nuriko looks at Miaka and Hotohori.
Hotohori and Miaka: AHHHHHH!!!!! Quit looking at us!
Nuriko: (looking disgusted) Miaka...You.. have.. brown underwear?! Hotohori-sama, you...AHHH!!!
Nuriko rips off his "supernuriko" suit.
Nuriko: Some things are better left unknown.
Chichiri comes back from his "journey" to the pharmacy. Tamahome and Tasuki awakens from their unconsciousness.
Chichiri: (Look's at the kitchen) What happened, no da?!
Tasuki: It was all Little Ghost's fault!!
Tamahome: EH?! Who are you?
