Nuriko: Who's there?
Yui: The one and only Yui
Nuriko: Urine?
Yui: IIE, BAKA!! Yui, Miaka's enemy!
Nuriko: Oh..That Urine!
Tasuki: What Urine?
Nuriko: She says she's Miaka's enemy.
Tasuki: Miaka's urine is her enemy? I'm fucking CONFUSED!! SHIMATTA!! LEKKA SHIEN!
Nuriko: Baka yaro! You burnt down the door!
Tasuki: *looking at Yui* Urine looks familiar..where we see her before?
Suboshi runs from his hotel room to where the Suzaku people were.
Suboshi: Yui-sama, what happened?!
Tamahome: *looking at Yui* Omigod! Who is that?!
Nuriko: She says she is Urine.
Yui: I'M NOT URINE!! I AM YUI!
Tamahome: Yuiren?
Yui: It's Yui!!
Tamahome: That sounds so fucking familiar...who cares...Yui, you are so beautiful!
Tasuki: *gasp* Little Ghost said fucking, SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN!!!!
Nuriko: (Tamahome, no memory..Miaka, all mine!!) eh..BAKA!! Urine is your girlfriend!!
Tasuki: (Yui with Tamahome, Miaka..hehehehe!)
Hotohori: (Tamahome's with..Yui..Urine..whatever...Miaka, my concubine!)
Miaka: TAMAHOME! YOU'RE MINE, BAKA!!
Tamahome: *pointing to Miaka* Who's this piece of bullshit?
Chichiri: Tamahome-kun...be careful of what you're saying, she'll force you into her stomache, no da.
Koji suddenly appears at the doorway
Koji: *looking dumbfounded* Where's the door? Damn! You guys ruined my part! Hold on!
Koji walks away...
10 seconds later...
Knock knock, someone was knocking on the bathroom door...a voice came from the other side of the door...
Koji: *knock knock* Who's there? It's Koji, Genrou's bestest bud. Leader of the Leikaku mountan bandits. The blue haired one. Oh, Koji, long time no see, please come in! ARIGATO!
Koji kicks the door open
Tasuki: Koji-kun!
Koji: Genrou-kun!
They do their funny little dance in SD
Koji: Genrou, why didn't you bring me along to New York?!
Tasuki: Watase Yuu couldn't afford all of our plane fare so you were left behind.
Koji: Why, she didn't have to worry about the money. I stolen enough money from Hotohori-sama to come here anyway.
Hotohori: NANI?!
Koji:...oops..
Hotohori: *takes out his holy sword* How much did you take?!
Koji: Hotohori-sama, you look lovely today
Hotohori: Why, thank you.
Koji: I have a very nice mirror for sale. It's only for 10 bucks!
Hotohori: Really? *Koji brings out the mirror* Wow! It's so nicely decorated, but I think this looks really familiar!
Koji: Impossible! This is one of the rare mirrors ever made.
Hotohori: You have yourself a deal!
Nuriko: Hm...where did I see that mirror before?
Koji: *whispering* Stupid! That's Hotohori-sama's royal mirror! HAHA!!
Miaka: *looking very sincere* Eh..Hotohori, may I borrow your mirror for a second??
Hotohori: um...(concubine, concubine, must get concubine!!) No problem.
Miaka: Arigato gozaimasu!
Hotohori hands his mirror over to Miaka. Miaka looks into the mirror CRACK!!!
Yui: Haha! The mirror broke because Miaka's face is too ugly. Damn, it's people like her that gives people like us a very bad name! Watch the beauty!
Yui looks into the mirror and the mirror miraculously went back together.
Suboshi and Tamahome: Yui-sama's too damn beautiful!
Tasuki: (Maybe if I compliment on Miaka, I will become her ahem ahem!) Miaka......DAMN!! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT HER!
Nuriko cuts in..
Nuriko: *looking like a professional poet* Miaka, you walk like a goddess..floating and..
Tamahome: FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE AND FLASHES THE PERSON BEHIND HER!
Miaka: TAMAHOME!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Nakago comes running into the room
Nakago: TOMO!! TOMO!! WHERE'S MY VIAGRA?!
Everyone looks at Nakago.
Nakago: *blushing* ..where's Tomo? *embarrassed, he turns to leave.*
Mitsukake: Matte, Nakago! I have some right here! *Mitsukake reaches into his pocket and takes out some pills*
Everyone stares at Mitsukake.
Mitsukake: *looking very unsteady* I'm a doctor, er...I use it for medicine..YEAH! That's it! i use it for medicine, ahem.
Chiriko: *very curiously asks* Mitsukake-san, what is viagra?
Everyone stares at Chiriko
Mitsukake: I...
Chiriko: *very impatiently, tugs at Nakago's arm* Nakago-san, what's viagra?
Nakago: Eh...viagra is a pill for headaches...
Chiriko: Great! Just what I need!!! I've been having terrible headaches from studying lately.
Nakago: There isn't enough...*pointing to Mitsukake's hand*
Chiriko: *inspecting Mitsukake's hand* But there's 10 of them!!
Mitsukake: Chiriko...
Tasuki: *enjoying every minute of this and sarcastically says* Yeah, Mitsukake, they're only for headaches. Give some to the poor kid! HAHAHA!!!
Nuriko: *punches Tasuki in the stomache* BAKA!!!
Tasuki: *in pain* Fine, Nuriko, tell Chiriko what it's REALLY for..hehe. You should understand, you're a man! Oh wait!! I forgot I'm talking to the HETEROSEXUALLY CHALLENGED!! BWAHAHA!!
Nuriko: *looking very embarrassed* eh...seriously, I don't know what it's for.
Tasuki: Don't worry, you'll grow up and learn!! HAHAHA!!!
Nuriko: *punches Tasuki in the stomache again* Tasuki, maybe you can explain it to Chiriko and me, huh?! Ya little stinking glowing fanged moron!
Tasuki: *showing his fangs* This is proof for matured men! HAHA! Something you will never be, cuz you ain't straight!
Nuriko: OH! THAT'S IT!! *Nuriko proceeds to fight with Tasuki*.
With Nuriko and Tasuki fighting in the background, the group continues with their unusual conversation.
Tamahome: HAHA!! Faggot fighting with Fang boy, what more funny thing can happen?? Chiriko! I'll tell you what viagra is! HAHA!!
Chiriko: Tamahome-san, will you really tell me?
Miaka: Tamahome! How can you?!
Hotohori: Tamahome, you're not human!
Tamahome: Who the hell are you? *pointing to Hotohori* Ya big bodied woman!
Hotohori: NANI?! I demand that Tamahome will be sent to the dungeon at once!
Miaka: Hotohori, you're not in China! You don't have servants here!
Tamahome: HAHA!! Chiriko, come here, I'll tell ya what viagra is! HAHA!!
Chiriko runs toward Tamahome like an orphaned child seeing his mother for his first time
Tamahome whispers into Chiriko's ear.
Chiriko: *looking very disgusted* Mitsukake-san, Nakago-san, how could you take those things?!
Mitsukake and Nakago: .......
Chiriko: HOW COULD YOU TWO TAKE PILLS MADE OF RAT GUTS?!
Tamahome: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mitsukake and Nakago: Tamahome, rat guts?! Ehehehehe, Chiriko..yeh, we've been taking rat guts...
Chiriko: *sniff* What did the rats do to you? The poor little creatures! You two are so cruel!! *sniff*
Tamahome: HAHA! You know a lot more people use em? Fang boy over there bought some yesterday. HAHAHA!!
Tasuki: Shimatta! I DON'T USE THOSE STINKING PILLS! THOSE PILLS CAN &!@!%!
Nuriko covers Tasuki's mouth.
Tasuki: *suffocating* umph! Nuriko...I..can't...breathe...
Nuriko: I dunno what you are going and trying to say but anything that comes out of your trashy mouth is bad. *whispering* Tell me all about viagra later. Tasuki? Tasuki?! Answer me, baka!
Nuriko looks at Tasuki to see what's wrong.
Nuriko: ooops....I guess my grip was too strong..hohohoho! *Nuriko lets go and Tasuki collapses to the floor.*
Chiriko: Mitsukake-san! Do something!
Mitsukake: HAI! *Mitsukake prepares to heal Tasuki, but Mitsukake's powers can't seem to work*
Hotohori: What's wrong, Mitsukake?
Mitsukake: Suzaku's holy powers can't seem to get through.
Chichiri: Looks like there is too much pollution in the New York environment, no da. That is what's stopping Suzaku's powers from getting through, no da!
Mitsukake: Daijobu! Tasuki, a man that has been through 3 broken ribs, limbs broken, bruises and sprains everywhere, fingernails cut to the end, being hit by everyone will not die of suffocation for 2 minutes.
Nuriko: You make him sound inhuman!
Mitsukake: Trust me! I was a bit scared myself.
Hotohori: Good thinking, Mitsukake.
