Dear Ashura Column

Thank you to all those who wrote to me. My editor, Gigei, has asked me to write an advice/fan mail column and I'm going to be paid in food so I'm very excited. Here are this week's letters and answers:

Dear Ashura-chan,

I think you're so cute and Yasha, too. I want to adopt you both.

Jane

Dear Jane,

Ashura likes your offer. Will you be as nice to me as Yasha is? Will I get all the food I can eat? If so, the answer is yes.

Dear Ashura,

You must tell me your secret! You eat as much as you like and yet you still keep your slim figure. How?!?!!?

Weight-watcher

Dear Weight-watcher,

I can eat as much as I like because I get plenty of exercise hiding from bad guys, hunting for food, gathering firewood, fighting enemies, playing with Yasha, etc. For example, using Shurato really burns up a lot of calories. Maybe heredity also has something to do with it. Ashuras don't get fat.

Dear Ashura,

Please tell Kujaku I love him and want to marry him. I'm tall, blonde and I have a terrific figure.

Gorgeous

Dear Gorgeous,

Oh, your letter made Ashura cry! Sadly, Kujaku sacrificed himself for me and Yasha. He is due to be reincarnated, I think, so you still have a slight chance of getting to know him. In the meantime, why don't we both pray for him?

Dear Kinky,

I didn't really understand your letter but I showed it to my brother Ten-ou and he says it's too scandalous to print. Since I do appreciate the trouble you went through to write to me, here's an answer to one of your questions: Yasha doesn't wear boxers or briefs.

Well, that's it for this week's column. You can write to me at:

Ashura
Ashura-jou, Tenkai
Clamp Universe

Or you can write care of Gigei. Thanks.

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