Do the Disclaimer!!! As much as I'd like to own these characters, they are the property of Watase Yuu and Flower Comics, etc. Don't bother sueing me! I have no job! I have no money. 'Nuff said.
*Everyone stares at the girl's hand*
Chiriko: *whispers to everyone* What does she want us to do?
Chichiri: I--I think she wants us to give her money, no da!
Tamahome: Tell her to dream on!! I'm not going to let her lay one finger on my money!!
Miaka: Guys, she just wants to shake your hand. Watch...*she comes forward with her hand extended* Konnichi-wa! Atashi wa Yuuki Miaka.
Ritz: *shakes her hand* Ritz. *turns to the seishi who still look confused*
Chichiri: Ano...do you two mind doing that again, no da?
Ritz: *shakes her head in exasperation* Never mind. I'll just use another way to say hello. *she walks up to Nuriko, pulls him to her, and kisses him squarely on the mouth*
(The screen pauses on the kiss and the Nuriko Fan Club screams 'Nu-Nuriko!' as cymbals and drums play in the background)
Tasuki: Ewww!!! You kissed him!! He's kissed Obake-chan before!!!
Tamahome: Ta-suki!!! *forehead begins to glow...*
Ritz: *releases a very freaked-out Nuriko* No biggie. After all, you've kissed Kouji before.
Tasuki: *face turns as red/orange? as his hair* Shut the f*@^ up!!! I didn't!!!
Ritz: Whatever. Anyways, I'm not here to come on to Nuriko...yet. I mean, there is a plot to this fic.
Tasuki: Che. Coulda fooled me.
*Nuriko suddenly punches Tasuki into the wall and starts doing superman poses*
Tasuki: Nuriko, you baka yaro! What the hell did you do that for?
Nuriko: I-I don't know! *still flexing* It's like I have no control over my body. *stops posing suddenly*
Chichiri: I think the author did it, no da!
Ritz: *taps the keyboard lightly and sticks her tongue out* Tee hee.
Tasuki: S^*@!
Ritz: Oi, Gen-chan, there are young kids here! Watch the language!
Chiriko: Hey!
Ritz: No offense, Chiriko-chan! You're so kawaii....*starts getting a gleam in her eyes*
Chiriko: *sweatdrop*
Hotohori: So, why did you bring us here? And why aren't you bowing down to me?
Ritz: Honey, I'm the author. You should be bowing down to me. As for why you're here, I brought you here so we--er, I mean, I can have fun with you....*to herself* Man, I nearly said we...can't let them find out there's going to be more people....
Tamahome: Have fun with us?! You mean, more like torture us!!!
Ritz: *waves her hand* It's all a matter of opinion. *taps the keyboard thoughtfully* What should we do?
Chichiri: *hopefully* Why don't we leave, no da?
Ritz: NO!!! (Everyone freaks as Ritz suddenly enlarges. She bends down, shoves her now huge pancake-of-a-face into Chichiri's face and says in a deep *very freaky* voice) You will not leave here. You will have no thoughts about leaving. You do and I take away your kasa. Got that, monk boy?!?
Chichiri: *cowering* Hai, no da! Hai, author-sama, no da!
Ritz: Good. *becomes normal again*
Chiriko: Tasuki...
Tasuki: Nani, Chiriko?
Chiriko: She scared me so much that....my sign dissapeared!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ritz: Really? *quite pleased* What's 2 + 2?
Chiriko: Uh...uh, 5? No, 6? No, 3? No...WAHHHHHH!!!
Tasuki: DAMN YOU! Did you come here just to scare little kids? What's with you authors?!?
Ritz: *face crumbles* I...I *sniff sniff* was just teasing! I just *sniff sniff* wanted to be your friend! I wanted to get to know you all better...*sniff sniff sob*
Tasuki: Yamete! Don't cry! I hate watching women cry!
Ritz: But...you hate me! *sniff sob weep*
Tasuki: Yamete! Yamete! I don't hate you! I don't hate you!
Ritz: *sniff sniff* So...you like me?
Tasuki: *sulkily* Ye-Yeah.
Ritz: And you'll be my friend???
Tasuki: Yeah, I'll be your...*shudders* friend.
Ritz: YAH!!! I'm so happy! *leaps up and hugs Tasuki* Tasuki is my fri-end! Tasuki doen't hate me! Tasu--
"Get your hands off Gen-chan!" (A figure leaps down into the story. She has long dark hair and is always tanned. Lucky her..)
Ritz: Uh-oh...
"What do you think you're doing with MY Gen-chan?"
Tasuki: Oh no...it can't be...
Ritz: Gomen nasai, Priya-sama!
Tasuki: *sweat rains*
Priya: Ah, it's okay. I forgive you.
Ritz: Honto ni? Yogada!!!
Tasuki: What are you doing? Aren't you the author of this story?! Why are you scared of her?
Ritz: Everyone on the FYML says she's the scariest...plus, she's got more status...I'm a newbie....
Priya: *cheerfully* Damn straight.
"Hey! You guys going to have a party without me?"
Nuriko: Oh no! That sounds awfully much like--
Mnekov: Hi guys!
Nuriko: ACCKK!!! It's the Keeper of my Braid!!! *tries to hide behind Hotohori*
Mnekov: Nuriko!! *ZOOM! You see her clinging on to Nuriko's braid*
Nuriko: ACK!!! Get off of me! Why don't you get your own braid?!?
Mnekov: Tee hee.
Ritz: Oi Mnekov! Get your hands off him! He's mine! *clutches Nuriko's arm*
Mnekov: No, he's mine! *pulls his hair*
Nuriko: OW!!!
Ritz: No, mine!! *pulls his arm*
Nuriko: Yamete!!!
Mnekov: MINE!!! *yanks harder on Nuriko's braid*
Nuriko: ITAIIIII...
Ritz: *switches from clutching his arm to hugging him around his waist* MINE!!!
Nuriko: I can't breathe...
Hotohori: Yamete!!!
*Ritz and Mnekov both stop and stare at Hotohori*
Hotohori: Why are you both fighting over Nuriko when there's someone as beautiful as me around?
*Ritz, Mnekov, and Nuriko sweatdrop*
"I agree totally, Hotohori!!" (Everyone looks up as another figure leaps down into the story. She comes bounding up to Nuriko, Ritz, and Menkov)
Kourin: Ohaiyo, nii-san!
Nuriko: Ko-Kourin! Help me!!
Kourin: *shakes her head* I can't. Ritz is the author and she might kick me out.
Nuriko: WHAT?!? *looks at Ritz and sweatdrops*
Ritz: *cackles evilly*
Kourin: *turns around and sees Hotohori* Hotohori-sama! Ureshii....*hugs him*
Hotohori: *tosses his hair over his shoulder* Ah~now that's more like it. Arigatou for choosing me though, of course, I'm the obvious favorite, with my long silky hair, deep chocolatey brown eyes--*continues as Ritz, Mnekov, and Nuriko sweatdrop. Kourin just nods estatically to every sentence. Suddenly a log goes flying and knocks Kourin off of Hotohori*
(A figure leaps into the story. She's 5'3" and is Aidou in training *kowaiii :0*)
Amy-chan: WAI, Hotohori-sama! I finally have you! *leaps on Hotohori*
Hotohori: *looks at her* Ah~ another one of my adoring fans. Hold my mirror, will you?
Amy-chan: *holds it and comments on Hotohori's beauty. Hotohori answers, "Of course" to every one of her raves of his loveliness and style*
*Ritz, Mnekov, and Nuriko are still sweatdropping. Kourin is lying on the floor with the log on her, her eyes in spirals*
(Another figure leaps into the story.)
Tasuki no Miko: *sees Priya playing with Tasuki's fan* Hey, vice-prez...he's mine.
Priya: *piku* Miko-sama! You-you're here! *obediently lets Tasuki no Miko take control of the fan. Turns to Ritz and yanks her off of Nuriko. Ritz whines and tries to run back to him. Mnekov does superman poses in the background*
Mnekov: Now, I finally have you all to myself, hun.
Nuriko: *sweatdrops*
"Don't be too sure of that!!" (The prez. of The Nuriko Fanclub hops onto the scene.)
Confuzcius: Hands off, Mnekov! As president of the Nuriko Fanclub, I get first dibs on which part I get to cling off of.
Mnekov: *pouts* But Nuriko and I are having fun!
Confuzcius: *glowers at Mnekov*
Mnekov: *cowers* Ok Ok...but I have to cling off of his braid!!! I am the Keeper of it.
Confuzcius: Ok...*thinks: What can she do with his braid when I get his face?*
Nuriko: *sweatdrops*
Confuzcius: *looks at Nuriko with H gleam in her eyes*
"I get his arm!" (Another girl drops into the fic. She is a girl who would actually be dressed normally in the world of Shijintenchisho unlike the rest of us modern freaks)
Chanpu: Nuriko!!! Ureshiii....*clings onto his arm*
Nuriko: WAH! Get off of me!!!
Chanpu: *looks hurt* Nuriko...I was just...expressing my love for you and you turn me away? *begins to cry*
Nuriko: *panics* Yamete! Don't cry! Don't cry!!! I didn't mean anything by that!!!
Chanpu: *looks up* Really? You'll let me cling off of you?
Nuriko: Oi...I didn't say that!!!
Chanpu: Demo~ *begins to cry again*
"Oh, stop faking, Chanpu!!!" (Another girl decides to visit this lovely fic. She is another Nuriko stalker...)
Minako: *hands on her hips* You're not going to get Nuriko that way. You have to go for the aggressive approach!!! *dives and wraps her arms around Nuriko's knees*
Nuriko: What are you doing?!?!
Minako: The better to, uh, see you with, my dear.
*Confuzcius, Chanpu, and Mnekov sweatdrop as they realize what Minako is "seeing"*
Meanwhile...
Priya: What is she doing here so early? She's supposed to come at least an hour late!!!
Ritz: I don't know...she came here herself. I told her an hour late...I didn't know she would know!
Tasuki no Miko: Of course I would know. I am the all powerful Miko of Tasuki, you know? *turns to Tasuki and whispers seductively* And you know what that means, Gen-chan?
Tasuki: WHAT?!?! There's no way in hell I'm going to join with a dumb girl!!!
Quick! I wanna read more!! ^.^ | ACK! Get me out of this insanity!! :0