Ms.Miko: *goes up to Ritz who is being tortured by Priya* Where is he? You said he was going to be here.
Ritz: Matte--
(Another figure leaps down into the story. She is an ultra sexy vixen who turns heads. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about!!!)
Bishounen no Miko: Gomen. I would've have gotten here sooner if someone hadn't poured coffee all over my keyboard. *sneers at Ms. Miko*
Ms. Miko: *looks at Bishounen no Miko with wide innocent eyes* Really?!? How awful!!!
Bishounen no Miko: *glares at Ms. Miko* Oh well, it's not worth it. *turns to Ritz* So, where's Nak?
Ms. Miko: *also turns to Ritz* Yeah, so where is Nak? *background becomes dark and lightning flashes behind her* He better be here...
Ritz: *cowers* Yeah...just wait a sec. *snaps her fingers and her trusty keyboardTM appears in front of her* It's just that I didn't think it was such a good idea to add Nak with the Suzaku Seishi--*stops trying to explain when she sees BnM and Ms. Miko glower at her* okay, yeah, you don't care, do you? A-ha...*laughs nervously and types rapidly*
POOF!!
Bishounen no Miko: Nakkie-poo!!!
Ms. Miko: Nak!!!
*Both run to him with glistening eyes*
Nakago: *stares at the two girls clinging off his chest* What are these--things? *turns to Ritz* Why did you bring me here?
Ritz: *tries to edge away* Bring you here? Me? Uh, no...of course not....
Bishounen no Miko: Oooh! Let me introduce myself!!! I'm Bishounen no Miko. Your miko.
Ms. Miko: And I'm Ms. Miko, your fan club prez. Also known as your official chi-raiser. *swoons*
Nakago: *smirks* I have no use for little girls like you. *kokoro sign appears and a blue light blasts them off his body and into the wall. Turns to Ritz* As for you, I shall kill you. *notices she's not there and leaves to find her*
Bishounen no Miko: Nak...I love it when you're cold...
Ms. Miko: Yeah, what a man!!
(Another girl drops into the fic. She's the girl with probably the longest miko title excluding all those "to.." mikos)
Unwanted Suzaku Seishi no Miko a.k.a. Cind-chan: Konnichi-wa Ritz!!
Ritz: Shhh... *looks around nervously* Not so loud.
Cind-chan: Was I loud? What are you doing? Who are you hiding from?
Ritz: *sighs* One word, Nak.
Cind-chan: *lightbulb clicks on in her head* Ohhh, I get it! He wants to kill you, right? *cheerfully* Well, that's okay. He wants to kill all of us. You're just first.
Ritz: *gives her a look* You know what? Go talk to Mitsukake.
Cind-chan: You sure you don't want me to stay with you?
Ritz: No...I think I can manage...*to herself* At least I won't get such morbid images in my mind.
Cind-chan: *shrugs* Okay. *skips off*
Nakago: Ah-ha, there you are!!!
Ritz: Eep!!! *looks around for Cind-chan* Cind-chan? Ano, on the other hand, can you stay here with me? *no answer* Cind-chan? *cowers as Nakago approaches*
Nakago: *kokoro glowing, hand raised* Die!!!
(Viewer's discretion notice: Due to the violence of the scene, we will now switch to another more suitable place. Thank you.)
Cind-chan: Mits-chan!! *runs up to him and hugs him* I'm so glad to see you.
Mitsukake: ...... (the ever so strong and silent)
Cind-chan: Now, we can be alone. *giggles* We-
Mitsukake: I'm sorry, but I have Shoka. *tries to detach Cind-chan from his body. She is currently latched onto him around the waist*
Cind-chan: *giggles* Oh, she won't be here, Mitsu. Ritz promised me that she wouldn't be brought here.
Mitsukake: WHAT?!? *grumbles* Shoka...everyone is plotting against me....*grumble grumble*
(A new girl drops into the story. She has a serious obsession with Mitsukake's...cat)
Tama Neko: *sees Mitsukake* Mitsu!!!
Cind-chan: *glowers at her* Oi, I was here first.
Tama Neko: Oh, I'm~ *stops as she notices Ritz who is charcoiled a la Nakago, approaching them*
Ritz: *croaks* Mits-chan! Can you help me?
Mitsukake: *moves and then stops* I'm only going to do it if you bring Shoka here.
Ritz: *stares at him, who knew Mitsukake had it in him?* I-I can't do that. But, I'll get rid of one of these girls if you do it.
Cind-chan and Tama Neko: Oi!
Mitsukake: I-I...
Ritz: Oh come on, Mitsu! I know you can't resist your urge to heal me. *whispers* Give in to it, Mitsu.
Mitsukake: *sweats as he tries to resist the impulse to restore Ritz back to her normal not cooked self*
Ritz: Mitsu...don't you hear it calling you? It's saying, *in an eerie whisper* "Mitsukake...you're a healer. Heal her. Heal her."
Mitsukake: *realizes it's futile* Al-alright! I'll do it. *stretches out his hand, a green light envelopes Ritz and she's soon returned to normal, de-fried self*
Ritz: *looks at her normal self with pleasure* Arigatou, Mits-chan! *winks* I'll remain true to my promise. I'll get rid of one of them.
Tama Neko and Cind-chan: WHAT?!?!
Ritz: *points to Chichiri who sweatdrops* Go to Chichiri, Tama Neko. Tama Neko, the furry one, is with him.
Tama Neko: WAI! Really? *eyes gleam at the thought*
Ritz: Yup. And an extra bonus...Tama Neko is riding in Chichiri's shirt!
Tama Neko: WAI!!! *zooms off*
Ritz: *winks at Cind-chan and Mits-chan* There. Jya! *waves and leaves to watch Tama Neko try to fish the furry Tama Neko out of Chichiri's shirt*
Chichiri: Don't touch me there, no da!
Tama Neko: *innocently* Touch you? Me? Gomen but I'm just trying to find Tama Neko.
(Need I mention it? Yet another figure leaps into the scene. This is a girl who uses Chichiri as her moral compass and has a pic of Chichiri au naturel *drool* on her birthday calendar.)
Miome: Chiri-san! *runs to Chichiri*
Chichiri: o.O What did you call me, no da?
Miome: *sees Tama Neko poking around in Chichiri's shirt* What are you doing to Chiri-san?
Tama Neko: *removes her head from under his shirt and looks at Miome* Look, it's not what you think it--
Miome: *interrupts her* I'll help!!! *runs to Chichiri and trys to "help"*
Chichiri: Daaa~ What are you two trying to do, no da!!!
Tama Neko: I told you, Chichiri-sama. I'm trying to find Tama Neko.
Miome: Oh, so that's what you were doing. OK.
Chichiri: You didn't know what she was doing and yet you're ripping at my shirt, no da?
Ritz: What do you expect from someone who put a pic of you au naturel on her birthday?
(Note from Ritz: Look at Miome's calendar. It's nice!!!^^)
Chichiri: *blush no da* You still have that on there, no da?!
Miome: *grins wickedly* Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...
"Oooh...lemme help! Lemme help!" (You guessed it, yet another person drops into the fic. A female version of Chichiri steps into the fic, complete with kasa and everything.)
Wandering Mage Chichiri: Hi Chichiri, no da! I'm here to help find Tama-Neko, no da!
Chichiri: *sweatdrop na no da* De-demo...
Wandering Mage Chichiri: Ahh~ don't mention it Chichiri-sama! I'll be glad to help you. *joins in the examining of Chichiri*
Chichiri: *looks at Ritz* What did you do to me, no da!!
Ritz: *shrugs* Can't please everyone....
Wandering Mage Chichiri: WAI! Chichiri! Stop squirming around so much, no da!!!
(Another girl decides to join this ongoing insanity. She looks like she's gone but in reality is actually concealing a razor sharp mind)
Megan: Ritz-san!
Ritz: Megan! Konnichi-wa! You're looking for Amiboshi, right?
Megan: Hai! Could you call him up, onegai?
Ritz: *whips out her trusty keyboardTM and proceeds to type at lightning fast speed*
Amiboshi: *appears with flute in hand, a very astonished yet kawaii expression on his face* Uh...
Megan: *squeals* Amiboshi!!!
Amiboshi: Uh...konnichi-wa...*looks around at his surroundings* Uh...what am I doing here?
Ritz: I summoned you. *winks* At the request of this lovely young lady, of course. *gestures to Megan*
Megan: Atashi wa Megan Jones.
Amiboshi: Oh...watashi wa Amiboshi.
Megan: You know Amiboshi, you and I are actually quite similar. You like music and I like music. See? *proceeds to hum*
*Amiboshi and Ritz cover their ears from the insistent droning*
Megan: *bursts into song*
Amiboshi: *looks accusingly at Ritz* I do not appreciate you bringing me here!
Ritz: Ok Ok...let me make it up to you! *types more junk on her keyboard and---*
Suboshi: Aniki! *runs to Amiboshi. Thankfully, his appearance stopped Megan's singing*
"WAI! Suboshi is finally here!" (A 5'4" girl with brown-hair and contacts leaps into the story)
Mako: Suboshi...*stops and looks at Amiboshi and Suboshi* Uh...which one is Suboshi?
Suboshi: That would be me...
Mako: Wai! Suboshi! *runs to him and hugs him*
Suboshi: Uhh...gomen...but I love Yui-chan.
Mako: NANI?!? But she doesn't love you!!! Don't you know that she has a boyfriend now?
Suboshi: NANDA?!?! *eyes narrow* Who is this guy?
Mako: Oh...just some guy named Tetsuya...
Suboshi: Tetsuya, eh?...
Amiboshi: *tries to stop Suboshi from ending up in jail* Ne, Suboshi...it's okay...we've got...these 2 girls who love us. You don't need Yui...
Megan: Yeah, that's right! *hugs Amiboshi*
Mako: Yup! *hugs Suboshi*
Ritz: *shakes her head and leaves* Too lovey-dovey for me! Let's go to...*looks at the tortured seishi* Eeny meeny minny mo...*ends up on Tasuki*
Tasuki no Miko: *sees Ritz approach* Oi Ritz!!! I need some lime jello!
Ritz: Lime jello?!? Do I look like I carry lime jello with me?...*looks ashamed* I only have grape...it goes better with Nuri-chan's hair...
"I've got lime jello!!! And whipped cream too!" (A short and svelte chick with cool contacts jumps into the story)
Cassiel: Minna! Look! *holds out the items*
Priya: WAI! Arigatou Cassiel! Oh Tasuki...
Tasuki: Don't even f@^*ing think about it!!!
Cassiel: Where should we start on? *holds out the whipped cream*
"I know! I know!! Let's start right on his cute little fangs!!" (Another girl with raging estrogen levels bounds into the fic. She is 16 years old who's a combo of Fuu's personality and Hikaru's energy level.)
Cat: Wai! Tasuki!!!
Tasuki: Aho~ not another one of you f@^*ing hentai girls!
Quick! I wanna read more! ^^ | ACK! Get me out of this insanity! :0