Tasuki: *tries to draw back but is being firmly held by Tasuki no Miko and Priya* Get the f@^* away from me!!!
Cat: *giggles as she begins to unbutton his shirt*
Ritz: Oi...Cat...let's try to keep this fic PG-13, okay?
Cassiel: But with all that swearing from Tasuki, it no longer is PG-13.
Ritz: *thinks about it* Good point. *continues watching with interest*
Tasuki no Miko: Out of curiousity, Ritz. How old are you?
Ritz: 16. Doshitu?
Tasuki no Miko: I don't think you're old enough to watch this...we've kinda entered R territroy...
Ritz: NANI?!? *whines* But I'm just 2 years younger than my Nuri-chan! *realization hits her* Nuri-chan! I've left him all alone!!! I better go check up on him!!! *turns to leave*
Priya: Matte!!!
Ritz: *turns back* Nanda?
Priya: I think Kouji would like to see this part.
Ritz: Oh yah, that's right! Ok...*types on keyboard and Kouji appears*
Kouji: *stares at Tasuki* Genrou!! *starts to head toward him*
"Not so fast, Kouji!" (The girl known as Priya's shadow or Gen-chan wannabe drops into the fic.)
Kouji: Oi...aren't you my miko or something? *sweatdrops* Uh oh...
Kristi: *grins wickedly* That's right!
Kouji: *tries to leave* Well...it's uh, been nice seeing you again...
Kristi: *catches Kouji and loops her arm around him* I know where you want to go, Kouji...let's go together, okay?
Kouji: *looks surprised* You mean you want to go to?
Kristi: Oh sure. *winks* Don't I owe you for making you crash the bus to Mt.Leikikau on that DTFC trip? *runs her hand through his hair and says seductively* Can you blame me though?
*The happy pair go join the dessert-like Tasuki and all the eager eaters*
Ritz: *grins* Well, that's settled. *heads for her beloved Nuri-chan again*
(Another figure pops into the fic. He has serious doubts about being in this fic)
Sephy: Oh hi, Ritz.
Ritz: Hey Sephy! I didn't think you were going to come.
Sephy: So...where's Chichiri?
Ritz: Uhh...
Sephy: *glowers at Ritz* No ecchi thoughts, ok? He just happens to be my favourite character because he's cool.
Ritz: It's not that....*sweatdrops as she thinks of Chichiri and the search for Tama Neko* He's uh...kinda occupied right now, that's all...
Sephy: Occupied? *backs away as the true meaning of the phrase comes to him* Ok...I've been exposed to enough hentai rays to know what that means...I think I'll just go now. *about to leave*
Ritz: Matte, Sephy-kun!!! I'm sure I can find someone. *types again and lo and behold--*
Yui: *looks at her surroundings* Nani?!?
Sephy: Yui!!! Konnichi-wa!!
Ritz: *smiles and turns away* Now to get to my Nuri-kun! (Runs to Nuriko who is trying to get the 4 clinging girls off of him. Mnekov is hanging onto his braid; Confuzcius is latched onto his neck; Minako is clutching his legs; and Chanpu is clinging off of his right arm. His clothes have wet splotches where the girls have periodically drooled at the thought of having their beloved Nuriko so close to them.)
Nuriko: *looks at Ritz with big fightened eyes* Are you going to hang off me too?!
Ritz: I was...*looks for a space to cling off of*...demo...
"That's because you're not looking hard enough." (The VP of the Nuriko Fan Club who has a thing for gender-problemed characters jumps into the story)
Danielle: Nuri-kun! *clings onto his left arm*
Nuriko: Oi...do you mind?!?
Danielle: No, not at all! *nestles closer to Nuriko*
Nuriko: *sweatdrops*
Ritz: *also sweatdrops* Where can I cling off of now?!...Ah, Minako-chan! Can I have one of his legs?
Minako: Sure. *moves to Nuriko's left leg*
"Back off, honey! That leg's mine!" ((A girl who hates describing herself--(hence the lousy intro), leaps into the fic)
Nuriko-chan: Nuriko!!! It's so good to see you! Atashi wa Nuriko-chan!
Nuriko: *piku* Nanda? Demo that's my name.
Nuriko-chan: *laughs* It's my name too. See how much we have in common? When we get married, we can get matching towels...
Nuriko: *sweats lots*
Danielle: You're not going to marry Nuriko! I'm going to have him!!!
*General fight ensues with each girl tugging on a body part*
Nuriko: ITAIIII!!! Yamete!!!
"Why don't you just throw them off? (A guy drops into the fic)
Mike: That's what I would do anyhow.
Mnekov: Oi oi! What kinda man are you?!
Chanpu: Yeah, telling Nuri to throw us poor helpless girls off!
Nuriko: That's a good idea...
All 6 girls minus Ritz: WHAT?!?!
Nuriko: *looks at them in fear and adds hastily* But, it's a bit rude, don't you think?
Minako: Yeah Nuriko! You tell him!
Danielle: Nuriko is a true gentleman! That's why we love you! *snuggles closer*
Mike: *shrugs* Suit yourself. I would prefer to be dry though.
Confuzcius: *narrows eyes* Why do want us to get off of Nuriko? Could it be..o.O?
Mike: Oi oi...no yaoi images, okay?
Nuriko-chan: Yeah, she's right! We know what you want. *squeezes Nuriko's leg* It's not going to work, is it, Nuri-kun?
Nuriko: *grimaces* Don't push it...
Chanpu: You mean you're actually considering to throw us off? *turns mega vibrating eyes on Nuriko*
Ritz: *sighs as she watches the 6 girls wail*
"Daaa!" (A girl who has a thing for red-heads pops out of her kasa in front of Ritz)
Ritz: *jumps 10 feet high* DAMMIT Ki-chan! I told you not to do that!!! It scares the hell out of me!!!
Kichiri: Gomen nasai no da! *grins* Didn't mean to scare you no da.
Ritz: *mutters* Sure you didn't...
Kichiri: *sticks tongue out* Beeda! Demo, what's wrong, Ritz-chan no da? Do you want me to get rid of those girls that are hanging off of Ryuuen no da? I can do it if you want me too no da.
Ritz: *considers it and then thinks of how brutally she would get murdered* Ah~it's okay, Ki-chan. I'll let them have him. After all, I got him for Valentine's Day. (Ritz's note: Arigatou Ki-chan for writing the fic! Go check it out after! ^.~) Besides, there's someone I have to go to.
Kichiri: Suit yourself, no da! *grins* So, where's Tasuki no da?
Ritz: Uh...well...he's uh...kinda getting...uh, sweetened right now...
(Suddenly another girl leaps into the fic. She's known as Sano-chan no Miko and has long brown hair)
Mme Rose: *runs up to Ritz, grabs her by the shoulders, and starts shaking her* DOKO WA TASUKI, Ritz-san?!?
Ritz: *feels like she's in a blender* I-I-I-w-we-wil-will-t-te-tak-take--
Mme Rose: *doesn't wait for her to finish* You'll take me there! Arigatou Ritz-san! *releases Ritz-Thank God!* Lead the way.
Ritz: *takes Kichiri and Mme Rose to a very yummy looking Tasuki*
Mme Rose: *sees the 5 girls: (Priya, Tasuki no Miko, Cassiel, Cat, and Kristi. And don't foget Kouji!) crowded around Tasuki* Ahhh~ You guys started without me!!!
Tasuki: *held down by them* DAMN THIS!!! Get me outta here!!!
Priya: Don't worry...we saved the best part for you...*beckons her over*
Mme Rose: *runs over* Lemme at him! Lemme at him!
Oi! Oi! Matte!" (A person with the capability of producing little red-headed tessen carrying bandits-YOW! leaps into the fic)
Dale: Matte everyone!!!
Cassiel: Whoa! No need to be worried! There's plenty to go around. *winks*
Dale: Not that. *holds up a Polaroid camera* I say we make this a Kodak moment, shall we?
*General cries of "WAH! What a great idea!" ensue*
Tasuki: No pictures! No pictures!! *struggles to get free*
Dale: Say cheese! *grins wickedly* Or maybe I should say, say "lime jello"!
Tasuki: F@*^! *looks threateningly at Kouji* Omae...I'll get you when we get back to Mt. Leikikau...
Kouji: *cowers slightly* Gomen nasai Gen-chan...demo...you have to admit--we're having fun, ne?
Tasuki: *blushes*
Dale: There!!! 10 pictures!!! *hands them out* Here, one for Kristi, Priya, Kouji, Tasuki no Miko, Cat, Cassiel, Mme Rose, and myself. I still have 2 more left. *turns to Ritz and Kichiri* And one for you *hands one to Kichiri* and one for you *gives one to Ritz who thinks: Ano~am I old enough to see this?*
(Everyone momentarily lets go of Tasuki as they "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" over the pics. Tasuki jumps up, about to escape when suddenly a wind rushes past everyone and Tasuki is gone.)
Cat: *shrieks* Tasuki, doko da?
Kichiri: Come on! *pops Ritz and herself into her kasa and follows, bringing them to---*
(A girl who wants to play the villain...)
Kitsune: There! Safe and sound!! *grins seductively* And alone...
Tasuki: It's about time!!! *wipes himself off*
Kitsune: Oh, no problem, darling...*clutches Tasuki by the arms*
Tasuki: Oi...what are you doing?
Kitsune: I finally get you all to myself...*laughs insanely*
Tasuki: *realization finally dawns on him* S*@^! You-You didn't come to help me!
Kitsune: What are you talking about? I took you away from those girls and Kouji, didn't I? Didn't you want that?!?
Tasuki: Ye-Yes-demo, what are you doing to me now!!!
Kitsune: Well, you do owe me for saving you...
Tasuki: NANI?!?!
Kitsune: Take it or leave it, hon. You can spend your time with me and I might possibly be kind to you OR I can take you back to the land of ecchiness. Your choice.
Tasuki: *wavers* Uh...
Kitsune: *sees he's close to choosing Kouji and them* Unless you like ecchiness...
Tasuki: N-no! Of course not.
Kitsune: Good. Then you'll stay with me. *leaps on him*
Tasuki: OW! Don't bite me!!! DAMN!! I hate women!!! They're so sneaky and conniving and--YAMETE! No nibbling!!!
Ritz: *sweatdrops as she watches* Ano~Ki-chan...are you going to go in and save him?
Kichiri: Don't worry about it no da! I'll help Tasuki no da. Demo...is she trying to eat him or something no da?
Ritz: *sweatdrop gets bigger* I think she's trying to live up to her name. (Ritz's note: If you don't know what Kitsune means, e-mail me or Kitsune on the FYML ^.^) Ano~Ki-chan...can you take me back to the others?
Kichiri: No problem no da! *tosses Ritz into her kasa and transports her back*
Ritz: *gets out and yells back into kasa-space where Kichiri is* Arigatou Ki-chan!!
Kichiri: Nanda betsuni no da! I'm going to save Tasuki no da. *dissapears into kasa-space*
Ritz: Oi...now to get to that person...*screams as a hand touches her shoulder* AIEEE!!!
(A girl reluctantly comes out of the shadows. She's wondering if she really DOES want to be in this fic...)
Tasuki no seikun: Ne..gomen nasai, Ritz. Didn't mean to scare you.
Ritz: *pants* It's okay...you're here to see Chichiri right?
Tasuki no seikun: *nods shyly* Onegai...
Ritz: *takes her to Chichiri who is--shirtless?!? o.O*
Wandering Mage Chichiri: *waves while sitting in Chichiri's lap* Hi Ritz!!!
Miome: *bounds up to Ritz and hugs her* Arigatou Ritz-san! Arigatou for making my 2 fantasies come true!!!
Tasuki no seikun: What were those?
Miome: To sit on Chichiri's lap!! And, to get his shirt!!! *holds it up* I think it's the only one he has...he'll have to go around shirtless now...*swoons*
Tasuki no seikun: So...can I sit on his lap after Wandering Mage Chichiri?
Wandering Mage Chichiri: Oh, go ahead!!! *gets up and lets Tasuki no seikun take her place before Chichiri has a chance to reach for his kasa* We've been telling him all our wishes and thoughts...kinda like Santa Claus...only better cuz our fantasies actually come true!!!
Chichiri: *sweatdrop*
Tasuki no seikun: REALLY?!? *loops her arms around Chichiri's neck* Chichiri, I've got so much to tell you...
Ritz: *doesn't see Tama Neko* I take it, Tama Neko found the real Tama Neko, ne?
Miome: *nods* She left right after. Oh well, more Chichiri for us!
Chichiri: Ano~since you guys all had a turn to sit on my lap...could you let me go now no da?
Miome, Wandering Mage Chichiri, and Tasuki no Seikun: NO!
Chichiri: *sweatdrops and turns into superdeformed size*
Ritz: *grins* Well, that's settled. Now to get to--*stops...she forgot to call someone. Snaps fingers and her trusty keyboardTM appears in front of her. Types a few commands and--*
POOF!!!
Tomo: *looks around* Nanda?!?
(A girl with brown hair, blue eyes, jeans and a baggy sweater leaps down)
Susan: It's about time...
Ritz: *sighs* Gomen nasai but you won't believe what happened...
Susan: Uh...that's okay...I'd rather not know...*goes up to Tomo* Tomo!!!
Tomo: Who are you? And who does your face?
Susan: Atashi wa Susan and I'm not wearing any make-up today. Don't want to overshadow you, you know! *winks*
Tomo: *cackles that laugh of his, making Ritz shudder* If I was interested in girls, I'd be quite impressed with you but--
Susan: *takes his arm* What's your point?
Tomo: *does a double-take. This girl isn't scared of him or his laugh? That makes him flustered* I-I-you're not scared of my laugh? It doesn't annoy you or anything?
Susan: No...actually I love it...
Tomo: *cackles, sending more shivers up Ritz's spine* If you weren't a girl, I would say this would be the beginning of a beautiful relationship...
Susan: Don't worry, you'll change your mind soon enough. *walks away with him*
Ritz: *sighs* Well, that's that. Now, to get to that person. (walks away from Chichiri and his admirers, past Mitsukake and Cind-chan, tiptoes past the Tasuki bunch, and is stopped by Miaka and Tamahome)
Miaka: Ne, Ritz-san! What a party! Everyone seems to be happy!!!
Ritz: *stares at her...can't she tell that every one of her seishi are suffering? Concludes that Miaka must eat so much vanilla ice cream that it's seeped into her brain* Oh yah...it's great!
Tamahome: Oi, Ritz-san, how much did these people pay to get in here?
Ritz: PAY?!? Do you think I make my friends pay?
Tamahome: You should have...*eyes glaze over as he thinks of all the money that could have been made* You know, Ritz-san, I think you should do this again, only let me handle everything...
Miaka: At least no one is after my Tama-chan! *snuggles closer to him*
"Don't be too sure of that, Miaka!" (An 18 year old girl with brown hair, brown eyes AND loves flannels hops into the fic)
Obake no Miko: Tama-chan!! I'm so glad to see you! *shoves Miaka out of the way and throws her arms around him*
Tamahome: Oi oi...I love Miaka and Miaka only!!!
Obake no Miko: I knew you were going to say that but I've got a--let's call it a business proposal to run by you. *waves a 20 dollar bill in front of his face* What do you say?