Seiya: *grins*

Minagi-chan: *pouts* he's a pain, but don't kill him..

Seiya: Yeah, don't kill me ^_^

Yaten: *screeches* YAH!

Minako: *sighs* Yare yare.

Yaten: *opens next box*

Minagi-chan: Besides, I must really thank Seiya for the wonderful set up for my present.

Minako: Here, let me help. *hands start to move and constantly "accidentally" bumpiung into Yaten's*

Seiya: *there are a couple more boxes, then the present*

Yaten: *swats Minako away*

Taiki: If that present is ticking, I'm out of here. . .

Yaten: The present.. finally..

Minagi-chan: *whispers to Taiki* She's got it bad, doesn't she?

Minako: *injured look* I was only trying to help!

Minagi-chan: Yea, right.

Minako: Ne, what is it?

Taiki: Some days I'm glad I'm not "the cute one. . ."

Yaten: Eh.. I know...

Seiya: *it's a very cool, one-of-a-kind Yatenplushie*

Minagi-chan: *leers at Minako* yea.. and soon we'll have to get out the toilet paper again for your nose..

Yaten: SUGOI!

Seiya: *grin*

Yaten: *hugs the plushie*

Taiki: At least it wasn't a Seiya one. . .

Yaten: I'm so cute.

Taiki: But this is almost as bad. . .

Minagi-chan: Yatenplushi???? *blinks* Yatenplushie???? For his BIRTHDAY?

Minako: *giggling a little* that reminds me of the time I was given all this Sailor V stuff from a friend. Exvcept Seiya knows...

Yaten: *grins at Taiki* Bidaaa...

Seiya: At least it wasn't you, Taiki.

Taiki: One should be glad to ever get a plushie of me!

Minagi-chan: *sighs to self* ..i was wrong, their egos CAN get worse..

Yaten: They don't have enough pink material to make your forehead!

Taiki: I'd own one myself if I hadn't been outbid at the last moment :-P .

Taiki: My plushies are cuter than yours!

Minako: I had to try and get rid of the stuff to the others. *to Yaten* And yes, it IS sugoi. And kawaii. And gorgeous.. *looks dreamy* a lot like you...

Minagi-chan: *shakes hands with Yaten* Good one

Taiki: Either of yours!

Minagi-chan: *snickers* ...Yatenplushie..

Yaten: *shouts so the room goes silent* YATEN WA SUGOI!

Seiya: o.o;

Minagi-chan: .....the audience is now deaf...

Seiya: Only I am allowed to have an ego that size.

Yaten: *holds up the Yatenplusie triumphantly*

Taiki: *pulls out mallet, but figures it';s too cruel on a birthday*

Minako: *blinks*. Yeah. So? I knew that already? *looks puzzled as to what the dispute's about*

Minagi-chan: *looks from Seiya to Yaten, Yaten to Seiya* ...who's worse?

Addict Minako: Of course Yaten wa sugoi!

Yaten: *still holding Plushie, jumps on the couch and holds Plushie over them... a la Lion King*

Yaten: Sugoi!

Minako: What's the harm in knowing you're sugoi? MINNA wa sugoi!

Taiki: Ah, the hell with politeness! *uses the mallet anyway*

Minako: Except Queen Beryl, she is extremly unsugoi.

Minagi-chan: *sighs* But knowing it and having to flaunt it is two different things. Tres Gouche

Seiya: *rescues the plushie from a death-by-mallet*

Minako: Oh, poor Yaten! Did she hurt you? *promptly starts to fuss over Yaten*

Taiki: It wasn't the plushie I was aiming for. . .

Seiya: Hey, Yaten's right... Even _he's_ cute as a plushie ^_-

Minagi-chan: Well duh

Yaten: *rubs his mallet wound*

Seiya: But Yaten was holding it, it might have been hurt!

Taiki: I'm cuter as a plushie than ANY of you!

Minako: Aww, let me. My momma always said to kiss it alll better...

Yaten: *screeches*

Yaten: *flees from Minako*

Minagi-chan: Like I said.. Run, Yaten, Run!

Seiya: No, I'M the cutest plushie!

Taiki: I'm the cutest plushie!

Yaten: *snaches his Plushie from Seiya* Nyanko Rocket: I want another present.

Minako: *calling after Yaten* It was a JOKE I wouldn't do that to you... *mumbles quietly* in public. In private...

Minagi-chan: *yells* Hey, Yaten, since you're running away, mind if I use your present?

Minako: Yeah, new present!

Yaten: *standing on the couch again... out of Minako's reach*

Minagi-chan: I dunno if I wanna give it up. I think I can use it more than he can

Yaten: *pouts*

Minako: It's his birthday. GIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Minako: *immediately leaping to Yaten's defense*

Taiki: If Yaten doesn't want any presents, I'll take them!

Minagi-chan: *whispers to Taiki* wanna see if I can get Minako really mad?

Minako: Hand it over!! Go on, now!

Yaten:*scared... again*

Minagi-chan: *evil grin*

Taiki: *being the tallest in the room, reaches up and easily snatches the present*

Seiya: *ties Minako to a chair*

Minako: It's his present, not yours! Don't be rude to him... *starts steaming from the ears again*

Taiki: *holds present just over Yaten's head as a tease*

Minako: Hey! Lemme go! Lemme go!

Minagi-chan: Excuse me, but I happen to be 5'9". I think I'm taller than at least 3 of you.

Minako: You can't do this! It's not fair! Give him his present! Untie me! HELLP!

Seiya: *whispers to 'Nagi* Got duct tape? ^^;

Taiki: Taiki-sama is 6'2", beat that!

Minagi-chan: Dang, Strech!! High forehead AND long legs!

Yaten: *cowers in the corner*

Minako: *wailing*

Minagi-chan: *looks at Yaten* what's wrong with him?

Taiki: No, a perfect forehead! Yours are all just too small!

Minako: Yaten, they're ganging up on us! I say we gang up on them and teach them a lesson!

Minagi-chan: Actually, I noticed something. If it wasn't for Seiya's bangs, his forehead would be as high as Taiki's

Yaten: *glances at Minako and nods*

Taiki: Ha ha, so tease Seiya for a while and leave me alone!

Yaten: *dives from the couch onto Taiki*

Minagi-chan: Ok, Yaten. First you have to find your present.

Taiki: Seiya has dumb hair anyway!

Minagi-chan: *glares* DOES NOT

Seiya: I have AMAZING hair!

Taiki: *avoids the tackle and laughs and teases more*

Yaten: *thud!* Ow.

Taiki: Seiya's hair looks like a rug!

Seiya: *pounces on Taiki from behind*

Minako: *yelling as loud as she can to provide diversion for Yaten* You're all being horrible, you're so rude...

Minagi-chan: At least he knows what the word "bangs" means!

Yaten: *snatches the present* Yatta!

Taiki: *falls on the floor* Hey! That wasn't nice!

Seiya: Neither was saying my hair looks like a rug!

Minako: You could all do with a Star Sensitive Inferno or a Venus Love and beauty Shock right on the behind...

Taiki: I just don't want to hide such a lovely forehead from the world, that's all!

Minagi-chan: *looks at Yaten*...from out of my pocket?? Oooooo and I didnt feel a thing

Yaten: o_O

Minagi-chan: *its a small, golden box*

Yaten: Ooh. Pretty. ^_^ *opens the box*

Taiki: *gets up from the floor,. dusts self off, and tidies up the hair falling over to obscure such a perfect forehead*

Minako: Aww, c'mon, someone let me out. I can't do anything in here! It's no fun!

Minagi-chan: And practical. *you see a set of earplugs inside* I know who your room mates are. *grins*

Seiya: I'll untie you if you promise not to yell anymore. o.o

Minako: Okay. *meekly*

Seiya: *unties tentatively*

Taiki: Hey, I'm a good roomie!

Minagi-chan: *looks at Minako* ..yea, right

Yaten: *puts the earplugs in* Ooo... this is nice.

Minako: *gets up, a little stiffly, since she's been all tied up*

Seiya: *SWEATDROP*

Taiki: I just mind my own business and study!

Minagi-chan: *whspers to Yaten* I was wrong, you were right. He IS the loud one

Minako: Okay. Now the deal was not to shout, right?

Yaten: HUH?

Taiki: Or at least I do when properly medicated. . .

Yaten: *can't hear a thing*

Seiya: Yeah.

Minagi-chan: *sigh* *smacks Yaten LIGHTLY upside the head*

Yaten: Ow. *takes out earplugs*

Minagi-chan: I said lightly

Minako: Well, I'll only yell once more, then I'll be all yelled out. Okay?

Yaten: Eh. Okay.

Minagi-chan: Like I said, the Loud one

Minako: So you can plug your ears in preparation...

Yaten: *plugs ears*

Seiya: *covers ears*

Minagi-chan: *steals earplugs back from Yaten and puts them in*

Taiki: *hides*

Minako: *hollering* VENUS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!

Taiki: *hides with the cat*

Taiki: *and some meds*

Minako: *Sailorvenus appears*

Minagi-chan: *cat is passed out on the floor*

Taiki: *feeds cat more meds*

Taiki: He's so much nicer when he's sleeping. . .

Minako: *glowering. So if anyone dares try and tie me up again, they'll know what'll happen! Right, Seiya?

Minagi-chan: Hey, now that I have the earplugs in, we can have the 3 Lights sing *joking*

Taiki: But I thought you wanted us to tie you up?

Yaten: *sweatdrop*

Minako: *glares at Seiya*

Taiki: You don't like our music?

Seiya: ^_^; *backs AWAY from Taiki and Minako...*

Minako: No!

Minagi-chan:

Yaten: *picks Addict up* Kitty kitty kitty...

Seiya: *swats 'Nagi*

Yaten: *Addict is limp* Oh my.

Minako: I like your music, I don't like being tied up, all I wanted was to have a nice party with Yaten, I think that covers everything!

Taiki: *thinks it must be Seiya who's making the music so unliked, because Taiki-sama sings beautifully*

Minagi-chan: *looks at Seiya* whaaaaaaaaat?

Seiya: Our music is the best!

Yaten: *wiggles the floppy kitty*

Minako: Oh dear... Yaten, is Addict all right?

Taiki: My voice is the best one, of course.

Yaten: Maybe it's the pills.

Minagi-chan: *big heart eyes* I know, but I got you to touch me, didn't I?

Minako: *checks cat's pulse*

Taiki: *cat lets out a weak "mew"*

Yaten: Aw. *puts Addict on the couch to sleep*

Minako: I think somebody gave it a little TOO much medication...

Seiya: *snorts* Taiki, you sounds like you're always about to croak.

Taiki: What? You saw what happens when he's not on enough!

Minako: *hastily intervenes* Okay, okay, no fights!

Taiki: My image song has substance! UNLIKE YOURS!

Minagi-chan: *glares at Taiki* See, I told you to stay out of my medicine bag!

Yaten: *absently* No more presents?

Minako: Yeah, but cats are not supposed to be floppy as rubber! That is to much med!

Taiki: If he's awake he goes wild.

Minagi-chan: *leers at Yaten* ..since Seiya is being unfriendly, I can give you another present.... ...where's your room?

Yaten: YAH!

Taiki: Ecchi! Eew!

Yaten: No! No more presents!

Minako: Umm. Oh, Yaten! I just remembered-- there was something else... *runs to yaten's room again*

Yaten: Hey!

Minako: It's okay, I'm not being ecchi!

Taiki: Why's everyone trying to get into your room today anyway?

Yaten: Eesh.

Minagi-chan: *glares at Minako* HEY get OUT of there! We were going in there first!

Yaten: *shrugs* I dunno.

Minako: I just hid your other present in here too. It was Seiya's idea!!

Seiya: *sweatdrops* It was not...

Taiki: Some days I'm REALLY glad I'm not the "cute one."

Seiya: I'm the cute one!

Yaten: I'm the cute one!

Minako: *comes out bearing a tiny little box* It was too!

Yaten: You're the loud one!

Taiki: You're the one with a squirrel for hair!

Seiya: I'm the sexy one.

Minako: Seiya, you told me to!

Taiki: Squirrel hair!

Yaten: *laughs out loud* Squirrel...

Seiya: Shrimp and Octopus.

Minagi-chan: *looks at Taiki* you wouldn't know what to do with a woman even if you had an instruction manual

Yaten: Taiki is a woman. o_O

Minagi-chan: That's still up for debate

***

Well, folks. I'll stop it there. If you made it this far, conratulations. I imagine it was worth it to see the Great Plushie Fight of 00. There was a lot more, and you can check out the meaty tidbits in Party Extras.

 

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