10/4 - IST 255

"It's a good monstrosity, but it's still by all accounts a monstrosity." -- Prof. Butler

10/5 - Music Office

"Are you interested in the position of my new friend Pat?" -- Katie Apple (first quote!)

10/6 - Flint Main Desk

"You can take your input, and input it somewhere else." -- Lauchlin

10/7 - IST 333, Music Office, Online

"Questions will clean up your mind, really." -- Dr. Tan

"I'm putting my foot down, a couple of times, because I'm walking out the door." -- Betsy

"Thanks for being 18, even if you're not." -- www.thespark.com

10/8 - Music Office

"I'm being attacked by wicker baskets!" -- Adam J. Davidowitz (first quote!)

10/9 - Shaw, Flint Main Desk

"Quess who birthday is?" -- insipid birthday sign at Shaw
"In fact, I have so much, I could say I have a shitload." -- Alyssa
"I am too sexy for my cover of the Syracuse Symphony Orchestra program." -- Alyssa, to the tune of "I am too sexy"

"This looks good. I should finger it and then come back." -- Tim

10/10 -- Flint Main Desk

"The way to your floor's heart, is through their stomachs" -- Shanell

10/12 -- Music Office, online

"You're sitting in a boring piano recital, but you brought a Twix!" -- Josh Sarpen, about Mozart K.545 (First Quote!)

"If you ever get a chance, eat a carpenter ant. It's amazing. It's like an explosion of lemon in your mouth!" -- Gavin, submitted by Alyssa
"My new philosophy on life: at least I'm not New Jersey." -- Kathleen

10/14 -- Andrew's answering machine

"I suppose the 'ish' is what is causing the delay." -- Sara

10/15 -- Ben's car, Rochester

"Watch out for falling deer!" -- Ben

Andrew: Homelly home home?
Cricket: No, homelly school home.

"Destiny is an empty canoe." -- Andrew
"Don't hate me because I have a big head." -- Andrew

10/16 -- Rochester

"It would be a very long, skinny party." -- Cricket, describing what a party in the tunnel would be like
"Music transcends whatever." -- Andrew
"I went into Beth and Jessica's room and started screaming 'Go away! Go away!'" -- Matt
"I don't care whether he's here or not, as long as he's not here." -- Matt
"We're back in the spam can again!" -- Cricket
"It's nice when cruel and sadistic people find each other." -- Cricket
"Do you think Matt is an intelligent person? Because he sure wasn't an intelligent child." -- Jessica Torrence (first quote!)
"Cricket, I hope you've learned a lesson; you don't mess with the great D drive of Ben's brain." -- Andrew

10/17 -- Rochester, Ben's car, Online

"Oh no, it's that Ben kid again! Don't let him in!" -- Gilbert card reader
"Oh no! I've swallowed my lens cap!" -- Cricket
"Oh my G-d, eat their cheesecake!" -- Cricket

"Come to my window. The door is broken, and it's the only way in." -- Ben, to the tune of "Come to my window"

Andrew: G-d has an I-Mac.
Matt: It's not G-d! Run away! It's Satan!

10/18 -- Flint staff meeting, Online

"I'm tellin' you, if you want 'em to participate, give 'em condoms." -- Shanell Manning (first quote!)

"Cricket needs to be an official Crackfiend. She just kicks all kinds of ass!" -- Gary

10/19 -- Shaw Dining Hall, Online

"Is this a normal sized cookie? Am I shrinking?" -- Cricket

"Down with AOL, with their yellow boxes and flapping heads." -- Matt

10/20 -- Online

"Drinking is a much more effective way of getting drunk than not drinking, you see." -- Matt

10/21 -- Return to Innocence, Online

Ryan Fisher: Welcome to the jungle.
Andrew: There are no dogs in the jungle.
Ryan: Welcome to the pet store.

"It's the coughing, sneezing, sniffling, dripping, running, flaming, crying, jumping up and down, passing out so you can rest medicine." -- Matt

10/22 -- Crouse 308, Flint Main Desk

"Betsy, your crotch is beeping." -- Carl Weeks (first quote!)

"'Mommy, come wipe my butt, I just finished going to the bathroom!'" -- Scott


10/23 -- Kimmel Food Court, Rock 'n Bowl

"Overtired? Do you get time and a half for that?" -- Lauchlin Groff (first quote!)

"A shark would eat you and go 'Mmmmm, plankton.'" -- Andrew, to Miriam
"We should have a Cricket look-alike contest!" -- Miriam

Alicia Lewis: I would fuck all over the dome!
Miriam: You'd do what?
Alicia: I'd fuck all over it.

10/24 -- Phone

"When I'm sleeping, I'm not aware of how icky I feel." -- Cricket

10/26 -- Shaw, No Borders, Flint Main Desk

"You're in love with your graphics professor! You want to marry him and become Mrs. Graphics Professor!" -- Clarice

"Everything goes down past my ass!" -- Miriam
"You can have a York Peppermint Patty, provided you don't jump on the table and make a wooshing sound." -- Nate Alexander (first quote!)

"I'm so out of shape, my body hurts from bowling." -- Meredith

10/29 -- Theory, Flint Pool Room

Dr. Long: There's some Barry Manilow song that starts out with this.
Andrew: That's . . . unfortunate.
"I'm going to write a song for my dad in the key of D, and I'm going to leave out a lot of thirds." -- Kelly Stallard (you have to be versed in music theory to get this one)
"It's good to keep theory in perspective." -- Dr. Long (this was in response to a doodle I did in one point perspective)

Ryan: There are two balls in here.
Alyssa: Yes, Ryan, now why don't you zip up your pants.