9/1 - Music Office

"A tomato a day keeps the prostate . . . period." -- Betsy

9/3 - Shaffer, the Quad, The Schine Underground, John Aymong's apartment

"You're my dream asshole!" -- Cricket

"It's the Birkenstock fairy!" -- Alyssa

"Any night with Andrew is like a night at the theatre." -- Alyssa

"There's no point in being smart if you look dumb." -- Andrew, paraphrasing Alyssa

9/4 - Jessica Kuhlman's House

"Consider yourself an 800 pound gorilla." -- Jessica Kuhlman

9/5 - Flint Main Lobby, Flint 3C lounge, Marshall Street, DellPlain

"Maturity, find it here." -- Cameron

"How many RAs does it take to plug in a VCR?" -- 3C resident.

"I'm at that awkward stage between teenager and alcoholic." -- John Aymong
"-That's stupid.
-Why, because it's clever and you don't get it?
-Yeah!"  -- Alyssa

"This is the coolest thing there could ever be!" -- Alyssa

9/6 - Online

"It's Syracuse Tornado Rememberance Day, observed." -- Andrew

9/9 -- Marshall St, DellPlain, Flint main desk, Lauren Maynes' room

"Look, you can put butts over there!" -- Cheri (Alyssa's friend)(First Quote!)
"Alyssa can write, I can compose, and you can be the slut!" -- Andrew

"I'm less spazzy than I was the other night.  Not any more skilled, but less spazzy." -- Alyssa

"[Tim's] a vegetarian because [he loves] meat too much!" -- Meredith

Andrew:  Shanah Tovah
Kate:  Shania Twain to you too.

9/10 -- Music History

"I speak French to my peers . . . English to my subordinates, and German to my horse." -- Frederick the Great, cited by Professor Meyer

"Forget all your dissonances, come into G major." -- Professor Meyer

9/15 -- Dr. Downing's office, Early Music Ensemble, DellPlain

"'Does Satan dance in your temple?'" -- Dr. Downing

"Illinois plus Pennsylvania equals Canada!" -- Rebekah Ingram

Andrew:  But you have the rack!
Alyssa:  But you have all the balls!

9/17 -- Music Office, Flint Main Desk

"Oh, I like having fun!" -- Priyantha

"Cindy is a duty log!" -- Andrew

9/18 -- Flint Main Desk

"In exchange for going to Hell, I can eat anything, anytime I want." -- Cameron

Elif:  That ping pong ball is worth 50 cents.
Cameron:  So are you.

"I don't have an udder last I checked. That'd be fun though." -- Cameron

9/20 -- Online

"I'm so glad to be back at school ... I missed the sex." -- Kim's away message.

9/23 -- Shaw Dining Hall

"Do lobsters die of the heat, or because they drown?  Oh wait!  They're seafood." -- Clarice
"Mount Olympus, this is Zeus." -- Don Conger

9/24 -- History, Theory

"So he's who I have to kill if I go back in time." -- Aaron Bittel

"Bach can't get bad grades in Theory, he's dead." -- Andrew

9/25 -- Centro, Gifford Auditorium, Flint C Elevator

"Do you go to church or synogogue?  Or do you go to a churchogogue?" -- Cricket

"I'm so happy I'm your wench!" -- Elif (First Quote!), to Cameron

"Apparently, this button no longer means down, it means release the screaming alien from the closet." -- Kate (First Quote!)

9/27 -- Random Guy and Girl behind me in History Class

Guy:  Are those new shoes?
Girl:  No.
Guy:  They look new.
Girl:  Thank you.


9/28 -- Online, Phone

"Three point urn." -- Kim's email

"I had a point, I'll sharpen it!" -- Kathleen
"Bumping into things and going, 'Haha!  Doesn't hurt.'" -- Kathleen, describing her dreams

9/30 -- Eggers Cafe

"Beef comes from a cow; turkey comes from a chicken." -- Mike Errickson