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Well, yes, I am proud to say I am a Wisconsonite. Hehe! Go me. When you've said Wisconsin, you've said it all, bum bum! Anyway, even though I do live here, I can't help but make fun of it. We are such a hick state. I mean really. So here ya go, an entire page dedicated to Wisconsin, where, in LaCrosse, it is illegal to worry a squirrel.
These are ALL real Wisconsin laws from aroud the state!
All over Wisconsin...
-You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
-Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
-Citizens may not murder their enemies.
-Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
-As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
-At one time, margarine was illegal.
-State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
-While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
-It is illegal to kiss on a train.
-It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
-Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.
In Kenosha...
-No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
In La Crosse...
-It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip)
-It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
-It is illegal to play checkers in public.
-You cannot "worry a squirrel."
In Milwaukee...
-An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
-It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
-If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
-It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
In Racine...
-It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
-Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
In St. Croix...
-Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
Really. Those were all true.
You Might be From Wisconsin If...-Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
-Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
-You refer to the Packers as "we".
-Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
-You can identify a Michigan accent.
-You know what "cow-tipping" is.
-You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
-"Down south" to you means Chicago.
-A brat is something that you eat.
-You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee".
-You consider Madison "exotic".
-You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.
-You know that Gotham is a real city.
-You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc and Menomonie.
-You know what a bubbler is.
-Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
-Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
-You go out for fish fry every Friday.
-You know how to polka.
-You drink "soda" and refer to your father as "pop".
-Your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a "trip to Door County".
-You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
-You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark.
-You know where the city of Waunaukee is AND can pronounce it.
-When you tell someone where you are from they say: "I thought that was part of Canada".