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Filk is a many-faceted thing. the simplest definition of it is "science fiction folk." Just as folk singers of old took songs floating around and made up new lyrics, or wrote their own songs about their cultures (later pirated by other folk singers and changed), so SF fans tend to take songs, and write their own lyrics.


I'll admit it, I've been a fan of Wierd Al, Tom Leher, Broadway tunes, and Peter, Paul, and Mary. (When I was playing Galaxy Rangers in the basment, the PP&M records were staples of the "soundtrack!"). I was pretty much destined for filking, and if you want to find me at a SF convention, look no further than the filk room!

My Filk is below:

Blake's 7



Sliders



Forever Knight



Red Dwarf



Star Wars



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SERVALAN
(Blake's 7)
(Tune: "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys)


Damn, damn, damn
Damn you, Servalan
Damn, damn, damn - damn you

Servalan, oh Servalan
Servalan
I'm on the Liberator,
And God, I really hate her
Damn, damn damn, damn you, Servalan!

Went and stole a ship, now we're on the run
Here comes Servalan to spoil all our fun!

Servalan, oh Servalan
Servalan
I'm on the Liberator,
And God, I really hate her
Damn, damn, damn, damn you, Servalan

Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan
Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan
Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan

She'd like to think our cause is a grave mistake
She's just as nuts as good old Blake!

Servalan, oh Servalan
Servalan
I'm on the Liberator,
And, God, I really hate her
Damn, damn, damn - damn you, Servalan

Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan
Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan
Damn, damn damn - damn you Servalan




"Commander Servalan"
(Blake's 7)
(Tune: "Missionary Man" by the Eurythmics)

Well I was born an original Rebel.
And I know I'm a wanted man.
And I hate the Feds
With all my heart
I work to destroy them
Any way I can.

My leader told me good
My leader told me strong.
He said "be true to your cause
And you can't go wrong."
"But there's just one thing that you must understand."
You can go trick a Delta
But don't mess with Commander Servalan

Don't mess with Commander Servalan
Don't mess with Commander Servalan
Don't mess with Commander Servalan

Commander Servalan's
Got the Feds on her side
Got troops and battleships
Comin up from behind
There's no mess on her white dress
She can wash her hands clean
No blood to be found

There's a really fast ship
Commanded by Blake
But they mess with Servalan and it's a fatal mistake
She said, "Stop what's you're doing, get down on your knees"
"You rebel scum had better listen to me..."

(Chorus repeats...)


"Slide, Remmy, Slide"
(Sliders - General)
Rembrant - General)
(Tune: "Go, Jimmy, Go")

I was cruisin' in San Francisco,
Just me and my Pink Cadillac
Then a bright light came up out of nowhere
And there was no turnin' back
And they said...

CHORUS:
Slide, Remmy, slide
Slide, Remmy, slide
Cause if we don't slide, we won't make it alive
And they said,
Slide, Remmy Slide

Now Q-ball's the guy with the timer,
And Arturo knows the physics stuff
But most of the time, I'll be talking to Wade
It's Greek to the both of us.
And they said...

CHORUS

(solo)
(Q-Ball, you got the timer?
Yeah, Remmy. In my pocket.
Q-Ball, those are Kromaggs. When do we slide?
Lemme get the timer...OH, SHIT!)
(end solo)

CHORUS:

Now I've been on some wild tours,
Singin' with the Spinning Tops
But that can't compare to the worlds I've seen there
Can't wait for this slidin' to stop

And they said...

CHORUS AND FADE




"Phoenix"
(Sliders - Maggie, General)
(Tune: Original)

They are from a world not my own
I am forever caught in the outside
And I mourn for the loss of my only home
But a soldier's tears must hide

For I am a one-woman army
Fighting a one-woman war
I hunt a murderer from world to world
But what am I fighting for?

CHORUS:

When your whole life explodes before you
And all you have is pain
After the Phoenix dies in fire
Does anything remain?


And I'll never replace the one they lost
Just as I'll never be home again
Someday, we'll stop this journey
Only question I have is "when?"

Their world is poisonous to me
And I no longer have my own
So when they finally reach their Earth
I must slide on alone

CHORUS 2X
END




"Red Dwarf"
(Red Dwarf - General)
(Tune: MST3K intro)

In the pretty distant future, 23-something AD
There lived a guy named Lister
Not too different from you and me

He worked on the mining ship Red Dwarf
Just another tech for the mining corps
He did an okay job fixing up the place
But he brought his cat aboard, so they put him into stasis

We'll replicate your roomie, the smeghead of the ship
The ship's computer, Holly, is short a couple chips
Now keep in mind that isn't all that God sent to torture Dave
His cat turned into something in love with its own face

(Spoken) Smeghead roll call
Kryten, Rimmer, Dave Lister, C-A-A-A-T

Now we didn't mention Kryten
He's cleaning Lister's shorts
He just got out of biohazard bay
And is really out of sorts.

(Louder) It's the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf
The Crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf



"Please Let the Sun Come Up on Me"
(Forever Knight - Nick to Lacroix, Series finale)
(Tune: "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Elton John)


I can't lie
I'm too far in the darkness
All my hoping
Has come to fail me

I'm growing tired
And dawn is nearly upon me
I wait here
To end my eternal life

Too late
And no hope for redeeming
I took a chance
And she paid the price

And I misread
The chance I had of falling
Close the door
And let me go
Let me go

CHORUS:

Please let the sun come up on me
Although I sought the light
The dark is all I see
Just allow the ending of my life
And set me free
'Cause I lost everything
Please let the sun come up on me



I had tried
To go back to the Light
Natalie knew
And tried to help me back

We fell in love
And she wanted to cross over
But this lust I have
Destroyed us both
Destroyed us both


CHORUS (X2)
END




"Parting"
(Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
(Luke and Leia on Endor right before Luke leaves)
(Tune: "Angel" by the Eurythmics)

Luke:

Underneath Endor's trees
Isn't safe for you, or for me
I have to go


Leia:

But I believe in you
I believe in you
You've got this gift
That I won't understand
Or ever use


Luke:

I'm off the see my Father
Waiting on the Death Star
Gotta save his soul
(Gotta save his soul)
Gotta save his soul
Gotta bring him back
From the Dark Side to the Light Side
To the Light Side...

Vader
Oh, Vader
I'm off to see
Vader


Vader
Oh, Vader
I'm off to see
Vader...


(music)


Leia:

But, Luke, I don't really understand
Why you have to confront that awful man
You're talking crazy and I don't know why


Luke:

But I believe in you
I believe in you
You're the Rebels' last hope
If I don't make it
Listen to me


'Cause my Gift is in the bloodline
And you're my twin sister
You're the final hope
You're the final hope
You're another Jedi
Restin' on the Light Side
And we are the last ones
We're the last ones...


Leia,
Dear sister
Wish me luck
Leia...

What Now?


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