to the tune of Meredith Brooks' "I Need"

I need some good luck, I need a new day,
I need a rescue, I need a gateway,
I need a way to get out of this place,
A trip to Illian through the whirl of timespace.
I need to turn Rand, I need to know how,
I need the Tower, more power, a shattering seal and the sound of a Horn,
Rule over the world, the Dragon Reborn.
I need three fewer rivals, another chance at survival,
Just talk about the essentials, to let me stay alive...

That's all I need. See how easy I am to please?
That's all I need. See how easy I am...

I need excuses, excuses and more time,
A good explanation, a reason, a lifeline,
The Great Lord to trust me, the Dragon to love me,
Nae'blis-ness, dominion, a trio of ta'veren,
I need a way to, to get rid of Moiraine,
Darkfriends, world-ends, and a last chance at fame.

When I'm alone on my couch,
Nothing can settle me down,
I'm adding onto my list,
It makes me feel alive...

That's all I need. See how easy I am to please?
That's all I need. See how easy I am, I am,
I am...
(Oh oh oh) Yeah, that's all I need...

I need Lews Therin, I need it all,
I need a giant sa'angreal,
That'll fix it, I'll be complete,
I need a, I need a, I need a...

That's all I need. See how easy I am to please?
That's all I need. Maybe then I will be complete.
That's all I need, I'm not asking for everything,
That's all I need. See how easy I am,
I am...

Raina's Hold / Raina's Library / Raina's Library - Original Humour