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1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You don't order sweet and sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a chinese restaurant.
4. You have a pager, even though you don't really need it.
5. You have a really nice pager, with an alphanumeric display.
6. You have a cellular phone, even though you don't really need it.
7. You hate to spend more than $5 on lunch.
8. You drive a Honda.
9. You have custom rims on your Honda.
10. You have a chinese knick-knack hanging on your rearview mirror.
11. You like to eat chicken feet.
12. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
13. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer. Hahahaha JOHNNY!!!
14. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, O'douls, or Miller Sharps.
15. You look like you are 18, hmmm Eddie? Lol..
16. You always look up at women, if you are a male.
17. You always look up at chinese men, if you are a female.
18. You live at your parents house, and you are not claimed as a dependent by them.
19. You only buy used cars.
20. You have more than 5 remote controls in you TV room.
21. You sing Karaoke.
22. You have a custom stereo in you Honda with the custom rims.
23. Your entire house is covered with tile.
24. You have those plastic walkways covering your hallway and other heavy foot traffic areas.
25. You own a gun or some sort of weapons if you are a male.
26. You have plastic or some kind of cover on your furniture.
27. You leave the plastic on your lampshade for 10 years or more.
28. You eat family dinners with the TV on.
29. You love watching Connie Chung.
30. You have an incredible amount of clutter in your house.
31. You can't bear to throw away things.
32. You are an engineer.
33. Your dad washes his hair 4 times a year.
34. You hate getting B's.
35. Your house smells like preserved fish.
36. Your house smells like chinese medicine or mothballs.
37. You have about 12-20 uncles and aunts.
38. You have never kissed your mom or dad.
39. You have never hugged your mom or dad.
40. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
41. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
42. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
43. You had a bowl cut or a rat’s tail before. Haha rat hair… ;)
44. You go to yard sales often.
45. If you lose a dollar, you dwell upon it for more than 5 minutes.
46. Your parents own a restaurant or grocery store.
47. Your love to "buck" the system.
48. If you are overcharged you scream bloody murder, but if you are undercharged, you go your merry way.
49. Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
50. You get a rush from getting a good deal.
51. You'll make ridiculous offers when bargaining. ("I'll give you $5 for that car")
52. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
53. You love to use coupons.
54. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
55. You add twice. the recommended amount of water when making orange juice from conventrate.
56. You'll squeeze a toothpaste tube down to paper thin.
57. You take showers at night.
58. You'll drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
59. You'll learn about sex from someone other then your parents.
60. You'll be convinced your parents had sex as many times as required to produce you and your siblings.
61. You've never seen your parents kiss, I have?
62. You've never seen your parents hug, I’ve seen that too?
63. Your grandmother lives with you and your family.
64. Your Honda has been "lowered".
65. You never buy stuff from the concession stands at the movies.
66. You tip 15% or less.
67. You never order dessert at restaurants.
68. You always have water only when dining out.
69. You refuse to use the valet.
70. You try not to use the bellhop, for fear of tipping.
71. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
72. You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
73. You want your dollar back from the friend who borrowed it right away.
74. You get the runs when you drink lots of milk.
75. Most girls have more body hair than you if you are male.
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