77. Sanrio means a lot to you if you are a female.
78. Your fridge stinks.
79. Your parents don't want you to move out when you turn 18.
80. Your parents want you to live with you when they are old.
81. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
82. You point to your nose when referring to yourself.
83. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently, in most cases, duggala!!!
84. You lie about your kids' ages when going to a movie or amusement park.
85. You lie about your age to get a senior citizen's discount.
86. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
87. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
88. You love to play Mahjong.
89. You want to marry chinese.
90. You have to read all your parents' mail written in english.
91. You have to make phone calls for your parents to english speakers.
92. Your parents ask if you are home when you come home. ("Faan nei lah?") and then u say yes mammia or yes daddia… ;)
93. You get a knuvle in your skull if you are being punished by your parents.
94. You are constantly being set up with uninteresting people by your parents.
95. You always hear about how great so-and-so's son or daughter is.
96. Your Honda has the "boom".
97. Your parents wish you would give 30% income to them.
98. Your childhood is filled with painful memories of the long feather duster ("Guy Mo So")
99. You can use the words "chink" and "chinaman" with impunity.
100. Your clothes smell like fried foods.
101. You talk at the top of your voice at all occasions.
102. You hate eating cheese. Mmmm cheese…..