 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| ULTIMATE STEVEN SEAGAL NEWS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 07/06/03 - ULTIMATE STEVEN SEAGAL has been featured in Variety magazine! Critically acclaimed journalist, Travis F. Smith, wrote a sterling article on how friggin' sweet this site is! For some reason he called it a 'parody' - I'm not sure what that word means but I guess it means something that KICKS ASS! Because that's what this site is all about. In that case, Steven Seagal's movies must be parodies of action films. I guess it's safe to say that Steven Seagal himself is a parody of actors! Cool. (Click the picture to see how awesome the article is!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Note: viewing the article requires logging on to their site -- click here for a transcript of the article.) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 07/03/03 - I'm discovering lately that the women who inhabit the forum over at www.steven-seagal.net are all INSANE! It's not just a figure of speech, they're actually clinically unstable. They honestly think that if they met Steven Seagal he'd marry them, so even though they've never met him they think they know him well enough to spend the rest of their lives with him. Sad. Anyway, one of the 'hot' topics of conversation right now is whether Steven Seagal has real hair or not, and one freak said she'd love him even if he were BALD! I'm here to prove her wrong. |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 07/02/03 - ULTIMATE STEVEN SEAGAL has made world news!!! A Dutch website from Holland found the site worthy enough to run a link to it and ask its readers if it was serious or a parody. Of course it's serious! Anything to do with Steven Seagal is serious. Except his jackets. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CLICK HERE TO SEE IT | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 06/24/03 - THIS IS TOO FUNNY! Here's a post on the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com) from someone named 'Suzi', whose name can be found on every Steven Seagal site ever made. Whereas most of us admire Steven Seagal for being great and aspire to be just like him, this woman is a FREAK who acts like she wants to be his girlfriend or his mother. Enjoy... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| First of all I don't believe this letter. "it has his official letterhead," of course official letterhead because it was taken from Steven Seagal's PETA letter !! "Steven Seagal has so much love in his heart that sometimes when women give birth to babies they get him to come in and bless them" ????????? Of course he has so much love in his heart ! But this photo was taken from his movie "Above the Law", Steven Seagal and Sharon Stone !! I want to say this He is the BEST and may be you are one of the good fan Steven Seagal ! But please not use him like this !! sincerely |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| First of all, Suzi, I can see you're completely JEALOUS because Steven Seagal sent me a letter and not you. It must burn you to know that he played at Dawson's birthday party and not yours! Secondly, so what if the photo came from a movie, a book, a CD cover or the National Art Gallery - it illustrates the point that Steven Seagal loves women who make babies, which I hope to God you're not one of! Finally it makes me shudder to think that you're so obsessed with him that you feel you need to address him as 'He'. When you're in church, are you worshipping the right person? Perhaps you should spend less time on the internet and go learn a second language. May I suggest English? Or should that be '?????????'? sincerely |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||