With half of the cities that Golden Oozuru Phoenix was going to destroy battered and broken, he decides that Earth is to easily beaten to be a challenge. So he decides to hang up this stupid world destruction gig and chill with his friends on the message board. Suddenly a rock falls out of the sky and hits him in the head. Golden Oozuru picks up the rock and looks at the note attached to it. It reads:
"We have seen you perform in battle, and quite frankly... you stink. You will never meet our standards of power level. You might as well give up you big idiot".
Signed, The Bad Guys of The Universe
Of course this letter makes no sense to him since he can't understand English in this form. He is outraged because of the rock hitting him in the head. Now with a perfect reason (well a perfect reason in his mind anyway) he flies into outer space to confront this legion of bad guys who so rudely whacked him with the rock. Of course right as he is leaving the atmosphere, SDSJ shows up (late as usual) and sees that Golden Oozuru Phoenix has left the building. As he is traveling through space he enjoys tearing apart everything by tossing Micro Machines and decimating cardboard buildings. The saga begins....
(SDSJ is at capsule corporation)
Bulma: So... If you use this ray here it will allow you to achieve SSJ Lv.4!
SDSJ: Yea..... I already did that..... a long time ago.... Without a ray thingy....
Bulma: Oh Yes! I forgot this is a story about you and Phoenix! Heh Heh. I thought we were still in Dragonball GT or something!
SDSJ: Riiiight.... SO! I need some way to travel through space!
Bulma: Didn’t Goku teach you Instant Transmition?
SDSJ: Yea....... but I.... Heh... Heh... heh Forgot it.
Bulma: -_-; Well then! use this!
SDSJ: .... A pill?
Bulma: No, Gum. It will allow you to breath in space!
SDSJ: Thanks! Oh and one more thing!
Bulma: What’s that?
(SDSJ looks at the hole in his chest caused by the hordes of crazed Trunks fans)
Bulma: Oh! THAT! Don't worry! Saiyin’s can't be hurt much by gaping holes in their chests! You should only worry about a small wound around your shoulder!
SDSJ:??????
Bulma: Never mind. Just take this sensu bean.
SDSJ: YUM! ^_^ BYE!
(SDSJ goes Superduper plops gum in his mouth and flies toward space at a gazillion miles per hour!)
(Bulma looks around)
Bulma: Ok Trunks the coast is clear!
(Trunks appears out of nowhere)
Trunks: Phew! Thanks for the cloaking device mom!
(SSJ Nanz breaks through the wall)
SSJ Nanz: HA! HA! I can sense Ki cutie pie!
Trunks: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He grabs a piece of gum from the table)
Trunks: SuperDuperSayjin WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Our somewhat story continues with Golden Oozuru Phoenix sailing throughout the universe at light speed looking for one of the villains responsible for tossing the rock at his head. The first one he meets is the loser known as Big O. After Big O admits to hitting Golden Oozuru Phoenix he begins to get the crap kicked outta him. Golden Oozuru is already teed off about the rock, now that he remembers wasting his time watching Big O only to have it become the worst anime show to appear on Cartoon Network (the station he used to endorse before he tossed a Micro Machine through it's cardboard building). Big O being the hero that he is, tosses dirt in the face of Golden Oozuru Phoenix. A mistake on his part. Golden Oozuru Phoenix is now blinded and starts running in all directions. Luckily Big O is in one of those directions. After hearing the loud crunch (which is actually Big O being squashed by Golden Oozuru Phoenix's size 300 foot) he is satisfied not even knowing if he killed him or not. He guesses that since he can't hear his annoying voice and the crappy theme song anymore that he might as well leave the planet in search of the other villains. As Golden Oozuru Phoenix flies off we see that Big O (or what's left of Big O anyway) is stuck to Golden Oozuru Phoenix's foot. What does this mean?!?!?! Nothing... besides the fact that Big O is now dead, which I assume nobody cares about anymore. Elsewhere on the other side of the universe SuperDuperSaiyen and Trunks (and a few annoying Trunks fans) are close behind... a few trillion miles behind but they are off to a good start.
Kamejen was just sitting at her computer, looking at her favorite page of all time: "The Ultra Fantastic Far-out Trunks and Goten Yaoi Page," when suddenly she finds herself compelled to visit her message board for no reason. The moment she clicks on the link, however, she is transported to a strange world, not unlike that of Dragonball, and she lands with a thud in some kind of laboratory.
Bulma: What the he-bzzzzt!!! *Is struck almost senseless by the v-chip that Funimation implanted in her brain. Pauses a moment to give her frizzled hair a chance to stop smoking.* I mean, what just happened? Where did you come from?
Kamejen: Um... well, I dunno. I just sort of got here... Hey, where is "here," anyway?
Bulma: *Seems perfectly fine with some strange interdimensional person just appearing in her laboratory.* Oh, you're on Earth, dear. I suppose you're here to wipe out the human race, huh?
Kamejen: ... No... Not that I know of...
Bulma: Then you plan to destroy the planet, right?
Kamejen: Heck no.
Bulma: *Begins to sound a little frustrated* You wanna kill Goku?
Kamejen: No! Why would I want to do such a thing?!
Bulma:... Well, that's strange. They usually do. Hm. Just what kind of alien are you anyway?
Kamejen: I'm not an alien! I'm from Earth! Well, the real Earth. I don't really have a purpose for being here. I just clicked on the link to my message board, and then ZAP! Here I am!
Bulma: *gasps* Oh my God! You're from the REAL world!!!
Kamejen: ... You've heard of it?
Bulma: *Lifts some sort of ray gun and points it in Kamejen's direction* Now I know who you really are, you Funimation slime! So you're not content with just messing with the original now, huh? Hafta get your kicks by censoring and editing fanfiction too, is that it? Well, I'm giving you three seconds to zap yourself back where you came from, missy, or you're going to have a nice big hole in your chest, and I won't give you a Sensu bean, either! There'll be no Funimation edits for you! It's real death, the hard way! See you in the NEXT DIMENSION!!!! *She fires at a panic-stricken Kamejen, who dives out the door, just barely evading the blast. When she looks up, she finds herself back at her computer, without even so much as a scratch on herself.*
Kamejen: Whew! Man, that was close! I hate it when that happens!
(SDSJ stops with a skidding tire sound)
Trunks: What? What is it? Is it THEM?
SDSJ: No. I thought i herd someone say parade!
Trunks: Parade?
SDSJ: Yea! I LOVE parades!
Trunks: Oh! Parade! That was just Kamejen.
SDSJ: WHO?
Trunks: ARGH! KAMEJEN! The person you’re doing a manga for!
SDSJ: OH YEA!
Trunks: You know, your worse than Goku sometimes.
SDSJ: Yea!
Trunks: So... how did you major in Quantum Physics?
SDSJ: I dunno... The relative position of all matter in time and space along with the theory of black holes, anti-matter and time travel just seam to come naturally to me! ^_^
Trunks: So how come you can't use Windows 2000?
SDSJ: Jesee! I'm that smart!!!!!
Trunks: Riiiiiight.....
.......Long pause........
SDSJ: This conversation is going nowhere...
Trunks: Yea........
SDSJ:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: What?
SDSJ: I DID IT!!!!!!! I REMEMBERED HOW TO DO INSTANT TRANSMISSION!!!!!!
Trunks: Really?!
SDSJ: Let's see.....
(SDSJ puts his fingers to his forehead)
(He disappears)
Trunks: He did it!
(SDSJ reappears holding various types of junk food and Pepsi)
Trunks: YES! Now we can transport strait to Phoenix and beat him to a pulp!
SDSJ: Uh..... no.
Trunks: Why?!
SDSJ: Well you see, if we did that then we would get there right away and beat Phoenix. But if we don't go there that fast we'll be able to drag this on for at least a weak! Here have some pizza!
Trunks: Strangely enough that sounds like a good plan.....
SDSJ: You Dragonball characters are so funny! Pizza YUM! ^_^
As our heroes eat pizza and a large assortment of junk foods the Giant Phoenix continues his/her wacky rampage across the galaxy!
SDSJ: Ya know what trunks?
Trunks: What?
SDSJ: There’s no air in space so we shouldn't be able to talk to each other....
Trunks: This IS a Dragonball story remember?
SDSJ: Ok that'll explain it...... for now! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Trunks: Argh! don't do that you sound just like Cell when you do that!
SDSJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
SSJ Nanz, exhausted from her hunt for Trunks, decided to just go back to Earth instead of hunting for the perfect in every way (god/bishonen/genius/ brave/Supercoolguy) Trunks-sama. He is after all an endangered species, being a Saiya-jin and all. (SSJ Nanz is a sucker for cute endangered animals/people/bishonen/races.) When she lands, she notices that she has landed in front of Capsule Corp.
"Oops." she muttered. "Hope that Bulma doesn't mind having a pool in her front lawn..."
"WHAT THE.....HEY!?!?!" Bulma yelled, carefully avoiding any profanities, lest she invoke the wrath of Funimation and their censors. She spots SSJ Nanz and starts to prepare her special weapon: SUPER ULTRA SCREAM OF ANGER.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" SSJ Nanz yelled. She spotted Goku. "IT WAS HIM!!!" she yelled, pointing to Goku.
"GokuuuuUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled. Seeing imminent danger, Goku used his Instantaneous Movement (Shuukan Idou?) to get away from the angry Bulma. Seeing that her target has escaped, Bulma turns back to SSJ Nanz, an eerie aura glowing around her.
"Eep!" SSJ Nanz squeaked.
Suddenly, a miracle occurred.
"BULMA!!!!" a voice yelled from somewhere to the side. Bulma turns and spots an enraged Chichi, with Goku cowering behind her. "No one terrorizes people BUT ME!!!" she yelled.
Elsewhere…
SDSJ: So if you look to your right you will see the remains of planet Vegita! Planet Vegita was destroyed by Freeza in a flash back during Dragonball Z!
Trunks: Right. Have you ever thought of getting a job as a tour guide?
SDSJ: I was employed as one in Disney world until a disgruntled mouse attacked me! There was an incredible battle!
When the dust settled the evil mouse was gone and so was the magic kingdom...... maybe that was why I was fired....
(Trunks stares at SDSJ in disbelief)
SDSJ: Well...... HEY LOOK! IT'S A TRAIL OF CARDBOARD BUILDINGS AND MICRO MACHINES!!!!! WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK!!!
Trunks: Fine just stop being so....... weird.
SDSJ: Sure! SPOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
(trunks puts his hand on his face)
Trunks: Why did I come along?!
SDSJ: YAHOOOOOOOooooooooooo!