Back on Earth, things looked bleak. Chichi and Bulma, after a short argument session, decided to ally and terrorize everyone!!!
"GOKU YOU DUMMY!!!" SSJ Nanz yelled at the much taller Saiya-jin. "Now who knows what will happen!!!"
"Gomen Nasai!" he mumbled. "I couldn't control her! She went crazy and..."
*Just then Goku was interrupted by Dende, Kami of the Earth.*
"HEY! I need your attention!" a voice yelled in the heads of both SSJ Nanz and Goku.
"AAAAAGGHH!!! I'VE BECOME A SKITZO!!!" SSJ Nanz yelled. She began to punch her own head.
"HI DENDE!!!" Goku said cheerfully.
"Dende?" SSJ Nanz mumbled. She stopped pounding her own head, now aware that Dende was the one who was speaking in her mind.
"I know why Chichi and Bulma have gone crazy." Dende said. "Come to my palace at once."
"Ok!" Goku said. He then grabbed SSJ Nanz and teleported to Kami's Palace. Upon arrival, Goku noticed that Dende had a look of apprehension on his features.
"Goku!" he called to the Saiya-jin warrior. "Bulma and Chichi have been brainwashed by evil aliens to destroy Phoenix!!!"
"NANI!!?!?!" both SSJ Nanz and Goku yelled in unison.
"Yes. They are also after you as well SSJ Nanz. Fortunately, Phoenix isn't here. You on the other hand, are in deep trouble."
"AAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!!" SSJ Nanz yelled. "What do I do, WHAT DO I DO!?!!?!"
"Hold on a second!" Dende yelled. "I got you an ally! Come on out Kaiira-chan!" Kaiira-chan comes out of Dende's palace, decked out with a Gi and ready to kick some butt. "Kaiira-chan will help you defeat Bulma and Chichi."
"What about the Z fighters?" SSJ Nanz asked. "I mean, they ARE a lot stronger than we are..."
"No. Remember that all of the Z fighters fear BOTH Chichi and Bulma?" Dende said.
"Oh yeah." SSJ Nanz muttered.
"Come on! Let's go kick some butt!" Kaiira-chan said.
Trunks: Hey SDSJ!
SDSJ: What?
Trunks: Did you hear that?
SDSJ: What?
Trunks: That ChiChi and Bulma have gone mad and are going to destroy the earth!
SDSJ: Destroy it? I didn't know they had a power level that high!
Trunks: Apparently the evil force has made there power level rival yours!
SDSJ: WOW! THATS REALLY STRONG!
Trunks: Yea you should know.
SDSJ: BOY! DO I!
Trunks: We should go help!
SDSJ: Ok
(SDSJ Grabs trunk's arm and disappears)
(On earth SSJ Nanz Kara-chan and Goku have put up a tremendous fight but have now bean beaten up by the insanely powerful ChiChi and Bulma!)
SSJ Nanz: Well Goku I guess this is it!
Goku: Well.... Yea.
SSJ Nanz: WHAT?! Don't you have some amazing power to use now and save us at the last moment?!
Goku: Well..... no.
(Kara-chan faints)
(SDSJ and Trunks appear)
SSJ Nanz: YOU CAME!
SDSJ: Yea!
SSJ Nanz: I was talking to Trunks!
SDSJ: -_-;
SSJ Nanz: Wait a minute! shouldn't you guys have taken as much time as possible to get here? I mean this is a Dragonball thing.
SDSJ: Oh sorry. Well go back if you want us to, and come back latter....
SSJ Nanz: NO! NO! I didn't mean that!
SDSJ: Uh Ok.
Trunks: So what should we do about ChiChi and my mom?
SDSJ: Uh you take ChiChi and I'll kill your mom!
Trunks: Kill!?!?!
SDSJ: OK! FINE! beat to a pulp!
Trunks: What!?!?!
SDSJ: Ok what do you propose we do Kame?
Dende: You could go and get the Dragonballs and wish the evil in them away!
Goku: NO! The Dragonballs are only for wishing things back to life, immortality, melting ice or for really comfortable underwear!
SDSJ, SSJ Nanz, and Trunks: ????????
Dende: Thats true.....
SDSJ: Ok lets beat them up!
Trunks: Fine! Lets just finish!
While SDSJ and Trunks fought the evil Chichi and Bulma, SSJ Nanz began to ponder many things... like why the evil aliens chose Chichi and Bulma. Or why were Chichi and Bulma so strong. Or why Kaiira-chan fainted. Or why Goku didn't automatically save everyone like always does. Or why everyone keeps implying that she undresses Trunks mentally. Or why Phoenix hasn't shown up yet. Or why she hasn't used her Oozuru technique yet.
"That's it!" SSJ Nanz exclaimed. "Good thing I learned this while watching all of those DBZ episodes!" she smirked wickedly. She began to concentrate a power ball when suddenly, a portal opened and out popped a small girl.
"What the heck?" SSJ Nanz said incredulously. Hearing SSJ Nanz, Goku turned to see none other than Chibi-chan herself!
"Hey, it's Chibi-chan!" Goku said.
"Super duper Chibi-chan attack!" Chibi-chan yelled. She then Ki blasted SSJ Nanz, leaving behind a huge cloud of smoke.
"Hey!! We needed her! She was an ally!!" Goku yelled, while coughing.
"So long!!" Chibi-chan yelled. She opened up a portal and jumped into it, leaving for the meanwhile. As the dust settled, where SSJ Nanz once stood, there was now a smaller version of SSJ Nanz.
"Just call me, CHIBI SSJ NANZ!!!!!!!" the girl yelled in a small girly voice. Goku sweat dropped. Suddenly, Kaiira-chan began to wake up.
"Huh? Where am I?" she muttered. She saw that SDSJ and Trunks were battling the evil Chichi and Bulma. "Hey, where are Goku and SSJ Nanz?"
"Look behind you." Dende said in her mind. She looked back and saw Goku with a small girl.
"SSJ Nanz got Chibanized!!!" Goku said.
"WHAT!?!!?" Kaiira-chan yelled. "That means.....I'M NEXT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"*faints*
"Uh......yeah." Goku muttered. He then pulled out a couple of sensu beans and ate one, passing the other to Chibi SSJ Nanz. "Can you still turn SSJ?" he asked the small girl, who only cocked her head to one side in question. He sighed. "You know, yellow hair, a lot of energy, green eyes, you know?" he rambled. Chibi SSJ Nanz only stared back blankly. Goku sighed. "Let me show you."
Goku then turned SSJ. SSJ Goku looked to where SSJ Nanz was, only to see her flying towards the battle.
"WHAT!?!?!" he yelled. "COME BACK!!!!"
Chibi SSJ Nanz then began to power up, and she turned SSJ. "I WANNA BEAT UP THE ALIENS!!" she yelled.
"KA......ME.........KA............ME.........HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled, sending out a blast to the possessed Chichi and Bulma. The blast did nothing more than fry their hair.
"MY HAIR!!!" Bulma yelled. Her eyes turned blood red and began to glow....
"You.....will....PAY!!!!!" Chichi yelled. She began twitching violently.......
"Uh oh......" Goku muttered. Chibi SSJ Nanz only laughed.
"Funny ladies!!!"
"Not good, NOT GOOD!!!" Trunks yelled.
(SDSJ throws hundreds of punches only to be blocked by Bulma easily)
Bulma: Ha! Ha! You are a weakling!
SDSJ: No... I just have yet to go SSJ.
Bulma: WHAT!?!
SDSJ: See? My hair isn't gold!
Bulma: You have MORE POWER!?!?!?!?
SDSJ: Yea.... why?
Bulma: Well if you have that much power there is only one way I can defeat you!
SDSJ:( very curiously) OOoooooo! What’s that?
(Bulma flies over to ChiChi they grab each others hands and begin a funny dance)
Bulma and ChiChi: FUUUUUUUSSSSSION!!!
(And there before everyone stood BuChi!.....or maybe Chilma?)
Sally: HA! HA! HA! I Sally! Will destroy you now!
Goku: Sally?!
Chibi-Nanz: Funny lady!
SDSJ: Okkkkaaaaay.... That name makes no sense at all!
Chibi-Nanz: I wanna do the trick too!
(Chibi-Nanz grabs Karla-chan by the hands)
Chibi-Nanz and Karla-chan: FUSSSSSIIOON!
*Still sitting on the floor* Man my butt is sore and I still can't remember what I was going to do...
evil-Chibi: I know what you can do.
Chibi-chan: and what would that be?
evil-Chibi: you can be Chibi for real!
Chibi-chan: *looks confused* I'm 15 years old! Chibi-chan is just a name I use on the MB.
evil-Chibi: You'll see mwahahaha!
Chibi-chan: *sweat drops* riigghht... *makes her way to the door*
evil-Chibi: I'll get this over with quick! *shouts* SUPER CHIBI BLAASST! *evil-Chibi hits Chibi-chan right in the back and when the smoke clears Chibi-chan is CHIBI! She pulls out a checklist written in crayon*
evil-Chibi: Now lets see...I citified the first Chibi-chan so I'll just check her off *looks for a crayon* Hey Chibi-chan, you gotta crayon?
Chibi-chan: *picks up her crayon box and hands it to evil-Chibi*
evil-Chibi: *grabs a black crayon and checks off Chibi-chan* Now Chibi-chan I got a question for you.
Chibi-chan: *in a Chibi voice* What?
evil-Chibi: Why weren't you with the others? Do you know you messed my plans up? You were supposed to be the first person I citified but since you weren't where you were you were supposed to be I had to make SSJ Nanz my first victim.
Chibi-chan: What?! You did this to SSJ Nanz? You freak! *powers up and runs at evil-Chibi who opens a portal behind her and trips Chibi-chan into it*
evil-Chibi: *smirks evilly* Step one completed, and now I'm off to chibicize everyone important in the story just to make things more interesting, and I'm going to leave it a mystery why I want to chibirize every important person! Mwahahaha! *jumps into a different portal and leaves the room empty and messy. Boy, Chibi-chan's mom is going to freak when she looks at this mess!*
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