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SDSJ: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE NEVER ENDING LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!
(SDSJ goes SSJ level 2)
SDSJ: Now you pay!
NanzLa-Chan: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: WHAT IS THAT!?!?!
(SDSJ forgets about the battle and looks)
SDSJ: Oh thats just NanzLa-Chan!
Trunks: How did you know?
SDSJ: Well the fact that they are about to use SUPER CHIBI BLAST on you might be a clue.....
(ZAAAAAPPP!)
Chibi-Trunks: (in a high pitched kiddy voice) He He!
SDSJ: Oh well.
(SDSJ turns to Goku)
SDSJ: So.... wanna have first crack at Sally?
Goku: I thought the names of fused beings are supposed to be amalgamations of the originals.
SDSJ: yea... well go figure.
Goku: Oh and that "Sally" is about to punch you...
(Sally punches SDSJ with the force of a million hydrogen bombs!)
(SDSJ falls on his butt).
SDSJ: Owwwwww!
Sally: Ha! now you will die! And I will send you to HE.... (ZAP!)
(The V chip in her head shocks her and she falls unconscious and De-fuses (Heh Heh De-fuses))
SDSJ: Well that was easy.....
(NanzLa-Chan and Chibi-Trunks are running in circles having fun.)
SDSJ: Riiiiiiiiiight.
(Stops running in circles with Chibi-Trunks and approaches SDSJ and Goku)
NanzLa-Chan (in a chibi voice): Ummmmmmmm........ mister, what about that Phoenix guy that is destroying stuff like cardboard at this very moment? I thought you guys were, like, chasing him or something?
Goku: You were?
SDSJ: Oh yeah..............
After totally decimating Big O and putting a end to his reign of terror, Golden Oozuru Phoenix charges off to find his next opponent. He stops on the planet named Bunchavillians. Hoping to find his next opponent, and maybe a good place to get some food, he stumbles across a little dinosaur who skips right past him singing. Golden Oozuru Phoenix hates it when supposedly extinct creatures suddenly reemerge and sing happily. With a swift blow of his hand he smacks the yellow dinosaur into a nearby cardboard building. Golden Oozuru Phoenix believes in accomplishing two goals and once. Suddenly, during his new rampaging of this town, he runs across a small purple dinosaur doll. The doll then somehow speaks and tells him that it wasn't very nice to beat on smaller creatures. Of course Golden Oozuru Phoenix beats on everyone no matter what the size. The doll cutting him off in mid-thought starts to sing and grow at a pretty fast rate. Golden Oozuru Phoenix grabs his ears and steps on the, what was growing but not anymore, purple dinosaur doll. He withdraws his foot and stares at the squashed mass of purple dinosaur and laughs. Suddenly (again) it grows even faster and reaches Golden Oozuru Phoenix's size. He now sees that it is the universal terror known as... Barney!! Right away Golden Oozuru Phoenix knows that he is a bad guy from the crest enflamed with the giant V symbol on his chest. Barney slowly starts to walk towards his adversary with his arms wide open. Golden Oozuru Phoenix uses his super speed to disappear and pummel him multiple amounts of time without Barney even knowing who hit him. Then Barney grabs him out of mid-teleport and gives him a nice big hug. Golden Oozuru Phoenix hates affection more than anything in the world. Golden Oozuru unable to break free puts his face less than 6 feet away from Barneys and his eyes start to glow a bright blue. The huge Barney replies "Uh oh! That doesn't look so nice, friend"! as Golden Oozuru Phoenix opens his mouth and lets loose the biggest Super Breath Cannon Attack in Dragonball history right into Barney's face. Barneys face is now engulfed by the continuous blast coming from Golden Oozuru Phoenix's mouth. When he finally stops about 10 minutes later he finally realizes that Barney's head has been disintegrated. After Barney releases his grip, Golden Oozuru Phoenix grabs Barney's arm and tosses him into the air. He flies at him at light speed and hits him with a Mega Punch attack which sends him flying towards Earth at over a quintillion miles a second. While he is in the air he decides to destroy the planet... just for laughs. He fires his weakest Kamehameha (somewhere around 5,000,000 power level) and blast the planet as he watches it become engulfed with energy and get blow to smithereens. He is incredibly happy and rewards himself by tossing some Micro Machines and cardboard buildings towards Barney (and Earth at the same time) but he doesn't care. After recovering from a near fatal wound from being sung to death he increases his power by three fold. Happy with his achievement he flies off in search of the next bag guy to totally pummel into oblivion. But for a brief second he wonders what happened to that funny looking flying light that was behind him. Having a one track, mind he totally forgets about it a sails off at light speed.
Meanwhile, while the Announcer suffered multiple seizures, Chibi-NanzLa decided to utilize her Super Chibi Blast (which was copied from *Evil Majin* Chibi-chan) to turn the possessed Chichi and Bulma into Chibi versions of themselves.
"TAKE THIS YOU OLD B-WORDS!!" she cried, carefully avoiding any curse words, lest she invoke the wrath of Funimation. She blasted the 'B-words', instantly turning them Chibi!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" they cried, as they began to shrink. Goku, in one of his rare instances, got an idea.
"Bad girls!" he scolded. "Bad children like you deserve to get punished!" He then quickly grabbed both Chibi-Bulma and Chibi-Chichi, and began to give them spankings.
"Ow ow OW!!!"
"STOP!!! We'll be GOOD!!!"
"HA HA!!!" Chibi-NanzLa laughed.
"Mom is getting a spanking!!!" Chibi-Trunks mocked.
As they were being spanked, a black ooze began to seep out from their ears. Thinking quickly, SDSJ blasted the strange ooze, evaporating it. Both Chibi-Bulma and Chibi-Chichi turned back to normal.
"Ooh, what happened." Chichi muttered.
"Where am I?" Bulma said. She winced in pain from getting a spanking.
"Nothing!" everyone excluding the two (formerly possessed) women said quickly, lest they invoke their wrath. (Which is even worse than Funimation's) Suddenly Chibi-NanzLa-chan diffused.
"Whoa! Time sure flies when you're fused!" Kaiira-chan said.
"YAY!!! I'm back to normal!!" SSJ Nanz said.
"HEY! What about me!?!?!" Chibi-Trunks yelled.
"Oh yeah......Here, have a cookie!" SSJ Nanz said, handing the small purple-haired boy a huge chocolate chip cookie.
"Yummy!!" he said, eating it all up.
"How KAWAII!!!!!" Both SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan yelled.
"......." SDSJ stared at the two obsessed Trunks-Otaku like they've just become demons. "You know that he's a little brat right?"
"NO HE ISN'T!!! HE'S ADORABLE!!!" Kaiira-chan yelled.
"Yeah! Besides, when that attack wears off, he'll be back to his good old Bishonen self!" SSJ Nanz said cheerfully, patting Chibi-Trunks on the head.
"I'm sorry to interrupt..." Dende said to everyone mentally. "...but there's still the problem of who this new enemy is."
"Yeah! Don't forget that we still need to find out why they want to kill us!!!" SSJ Nanz said.
"Umm.....what?" both Chichi and Bulma said at once, not understanding what was going on. Everyone ignored them and continued their discussion.
"If this enemy is as strong as it seems, maybe we should get more help." Goku said. He then turned to SDSJ and Chibi-Trunks who were discussing getting back to tracking down Phoenix. "Hey, do you guys know anyone who can help us?"
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SDSJ: Ok Chibi-Trunks.....
Trunks: I'm back to normal.
SDSJ: What?!? When did that happen?
Trunks: When the announcer was talking last time.
SDSJ: Oh
Goku: So who IS the bad guy?
Bulma: It's that Kamejen scum from the real world!
SDSJ: No she just writes a Fan fic about you where you have power like the other Z fighter!
Bulma: WOW!
SDSJ: Yea! and I draw a manga version!
SSJ Nanz: Hey! I do too!
Bulma: Cool!
SSJ Nanz: But SDSJ draws you really muscular!
Bulma: Hun????
(SDSJ Blushes ^_^)
Kaiira-chan: Ok so if it's not Kamejen then who?
SDSJ: IT MUST BE Golden Oozuru Phoenix!
ChiChi: Whatever.
(she leaves)
Bulma: Well if I can become strong in a fan fic I bet I can here too! I'm off to train!
Goku: I'll go too!
(they leave)
SDSJ: Ok.......
Kaiira-chan: Uh..... Trunks?
Trunks: What?
Kaiira-chan: I was just wondering if you’d like to.... well....um...
Trunks: Go out?
Kaiira-chan faints with a funny smile on her face
Trunks:..........Ok.
SSJ Nanz: Well I have nothing better to do I'll go with you guys!
(SSJ Nanz picks up Kaiira-chan)
SDSJ: Ok
(SDSJ grabs them both and they disappear)
(Dende is looking out over the giant vista of earth)
(SDSJ appears behind him)
SDSJ: Hi!!!
Dende: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON’T DO THAT!
Trunks: Why are we here?
SDSJ: Well I thought we would all use the Hyperbolic time chamber!
SSJ Nanz:......WHY?
SDSJ: I dunno just sounded like fun.
Trunks: Fun?!
SDSJ: Yea!
SSJ Nanz: but we don't have a day to train we have to get moving now!
SDSJ: You forget I'm a Quantum Physicist! I'll just tweak the circuitry a little.........
(SDSJ rips a hole in the side of the chamber)
Dende: HEY! THATS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!
SDSJ: Thats good at least it wasn’t worth anything!
(Everyone sweat drops)
(after about 1 minute of crossing wires)
SDSJ: DONE!
SSJ Nanz: What?
SDSJ: Now it only takes 1 second to complete a year of training! Who wants to go in with me?
(everyone points at each other)
(SDSJ Grabs SSJ Nanz by the arm)
SSJ Nanz: NOOOOOOOOOO! I don’t want to go!
SDSJ: Come on! We'll get to know each other better!
SSJ Nanz: Don't you want to know Kaiira-chan?!?!?!
SDSJ: No not really.
SSJ Nanz: Poo.....
(SDSJ drags her into the chamber)
One second later..... the door opens and SDSJ and SSJ Nanz are laughing and talking about interdimensional time travel.
SDSJ: It's just that simple!
SSJ Nanz: Cool! Your my best friend!
SDSJ: I thought Kaiira-chan was.
SSJ Nanz: Who?
*The cheesy announcer is walking up to the mike to announce the next episode, but Kamejen slams him aside with a flying dragon slice (yes, I made that up ^_^), knocking him unconscious and to the floor, and thus sparing all the participants and readers of this post a lot of undue pain and annoyance*
Kamejen: I will be your announcer this time! I'm sick of that annoying guy! You'd think Funimation could pop for a decent voice actor, but noooo, they had to get us the radio reject from *funi edit*HFIL*/funi edit*! Aw, man! Well, anyway, all's I'm going to say is, here's what happens next:
Chibi Trunks: Hey, green guy! I have a idea! *He hops around joyfully, with a big silly grin on his face. This act of pure kawaii-ness incites SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan to go completely ballistic, and it takes all of their self control to not maul him with affection. He is only a chibi after all, and remarkable as it sounds, chibi’s are very fragile!*
Dende: ... Hey SDSJ, how long has he been like this?
Chibi Trunks: Didn't you hear me? I said I have a idea! *He stamps his foot impatiently*
SSJ Nanz: *drools* He's soooo kewl when he's angry!!!
Kaiira-chan: Oh yeah! *They get starry-eyes and watch Trunks in awe*
SDSJ: I dunno. Why don't you know? You're God, aren't you?
Dende: *sweat drop* Oh yeah, heheh. I forgot. Well, anyway, there's still this matter of these evil villains to deal with, and quite frankly, I have no solutions to offer right now! I don't know what you should do!
Chibi Trunks: MY IDEA!!!!
Goku: *scratches his head. You can almost hear the Jeopardy music playing in his mind. Finally, his face lights up, and the sound of a dilapidated light bulb fizzing on and off can be heard in the background.* Hey! I know! We can all go get pizza!
Everyone: *Sweat drop*
Chibi Trunks: If you guys don't listen to my idea right now, I'm gonna hold my breath until you do! *He then inhales a tremendous amount of air, and stops his mouth up tight as a safe. His face begins to turn red.*
Bulma: I don't know what the heck is going on here, but you guys had better ask Trunks what his idea is right now! The person who causes my son to lose brain cells from lack of oxygen will have to answer to me and Vegita!
SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan: YEAH!!!
Dende: *Sighs* All right, Trunks. What's your idea?
Chibi Trunks: *Exhales all the air he'd been holding, and nearly succeeds in blowing everyone away from the force of it. He beams proudly at Dende.* It's about time! I was going to say that I know who could help us!
Dende: And who is that, little guy? *He says it condescendingly, like one would to an ignorant child. Chibi Trunks doesn't notice this. He's too proud of his idea to notice it.*
Chibi Trunks: Bulma can!
*Everyone pauses for a moment from the shock of his statement*
Goku: *Suddenly explodes into laughter* Bwahahahaha! BULMA?! You think your MOM is going to stop the evil bad guys?!
Chibi Trunks: *Smiling craftily* Huh-uh. Not MY mama. I'm talking about the OTHER Bulma!
SDSJ: "Other Bulma?" You mean the Bulma from the Mirai timeline?
SSJ Nanz: No, silly! He's talking about the Bulma from GT!
Kaiira-Chan: AAAAAGGHH! You said it! You said THE WORD! You promised you'd never mention that series again!
SSJ Nanz: Oh! Oh, man, I'm sorry! *She covers her mouth in shock and apology. She had never meant to say the name of the series that so humiliated Trunks and gave Vegita the dreaded mustache ever again, and she had!*
Chibi Trunks: *Impatiently* No! I didn't mean THOSE Bulmas! I meant the strong one!
Goku, Bulma, Dende, and Chichi: Strong one?
SDSJ: Hey, wait a minute! I know who you're talking about! You mean the one from Kamejen's fic, don't you?
SSJ Nanz: Hey, yeah! That's gotta be it!
Kaiira-chan: Aw, Trunksie's done it again!!!
Goku: *Scratches his head* Huh? What's a Kamejen?
SSJ Nanz: Quiet, you! Trunks is talking! Go ahead, precious!
Chibi Trunks: *Soaking all this attention up like a little sponge.* Yeah! That's who I was talking about! She could help us figure out who the bad guys are, and when she did, she could help us beat 'em up too!
SDSJ: Hey, wait a minute now... How did you know about that? You aren't even born in that fic yet!
Chibi Trunks: *Grins* Don't forget who's the narrator this time!
Everyone: Ohhhh!!!! ^_^
Trunks: I'm so confused!!!! Its like the time line was all screwed up by an unknowing bystander!
SDSJ: Yes I know what its like.
SSJ Nanz: So what’s going on now?
Chibi-Trunks: COOL STUFF!
(Suddenly there is a flash of light and There stands Kamejen)
Kamejen: Argh! I've got to get that keyboard fixed!
SDSJ: HI! Kamejen! Nice to finally meat you in person!
Kamejen: Oh! Hi!
Trunks: What are you doing here?
Kamejen: Well I think it must be the narrator getting back at me for punching him.....
SDSJ: Ooooooooo! That guy thinks he’s so tough!
Kamejen: Well I have the draft of Ch. 25 with me.... so
(everyone jumps on her trying to grab the holy papers)
Bulma: HA HA! I got it!
SDSJ: where did you come from?
Bulma: The timeline is screwed up remember?
Chibi-Goku: Oh YEA!
Bulma: Anyway! I have the INFAMOUS CH. 25!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(she flies away)
Kamejen: No! that was my only copy!
SDSJ, SSJ Nanz And Kaiira-Chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
SDSJ: Darn! Hold on a sec....(he disappears)
(reappears with seven Dragonballs)
SDSJ: COME FOURTH SHENGLONG AND GRANT ME SOME WISHES!!!!
(Shenglong appears in a big flashy show)
Shenglong: Just wish seven wishes, I wanna go.
Everyone: SEVEN?!?!?
Shenglong: Yea! Remember the timeline is messed up!
Everyone: Oh yea!
SDSJ: Ok I wish everything was back to normal! Normal for this story anyway.
Shenglong: Done.
(The extra characters disappear and there is a bright flash).
SSJ Nanz and SDSJ step out of the chamber...... time is fixed! On to Evil Chibi Stuff!
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