*A portal opens and Chibi-chan falls and a she falls she turns normal and lands on SDSJ*
Chibi-chan: Thanks you broke my fall perfectly!
SDSJ: Don't mention it *since it's a miner wound SDSJ passes out*
SSJ Nanz: You! *SSJ Nanz pounces on chibi-chan and they both go flying*
Chibi-chan: What did I do!
SSJ Nanz: You chibirized me that's what!
Kaiira-chan: Wait SSJ Nanz *starts trying to pull SSJ Nanz off of Chibi-chan with no luck* Let her explain first, then kill her!
Chibi-chan: *panic stricken voice* It wasn't me, it wasn't me!
SSJ Nanz: Then who was it huh?!
evil-Chibi: It was me!
*Everyone looks up at evil-Chibi than back down at Chibi-chan*
Kaiira-chan: *gasp!* There identical!
evil-Chibi: *snaps* Other than looks we have nothing in common!
Chibi-chan: Told you it wasn't me.
Trunks: As if things weren't pointless enough already.
evil-Chibi: *smirks* This is what makes it fun.
SDSJ: *wakes up and is confused* Chibi-chan must have hit me harder than I thought… I'm seeing double!
SSJ Nanz: You baka! She's the one who started chibirizing everyone! *smacks SDSJ on the back of the head*
SDSJ: Sure pick on the one who just woke up! *sticks out his tongue*
SSJ Nanz: *goes super Saiya-jin* Your going down you Chibi-wannabe.
evil-Chibi: I don't think so Nanz!
SSJ Nanz: It's SSJ Nanz, and why the… ahem...heck not?!
evil-Chibi: cause we have to drag this out for at least a week or two.
SSJ Nanz: *rolls her eyes* Oh yeah I forgot.
evil-Chibi: I'll just start my genius plan! *powers up and shouts* ULTRA CHIBI BLAST! *hits SDSJ turning him chibi!*
SDSJ: *shouts* Why me?!
evil-Chibi: Well since your the only one who has not been chibi yet I figured I would use my wonderful new move on you. *smirks* And guess what? This move lasts allot longer!
SDSJ: What? NOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to destroy you, you freak!
evil-Chibi: Maybe next time *opens a portal* Oh by the way you can just call me evil-Chibi. *walks into the portal*
Dende: Well that was fun.
Kaiira-chan: Yeah chibi-chan you twin has the personality of a wet mop! *giggle*
SSJ Nanz: She'll be back and then another one of us will be chibirized.
SDSJ: Yeah like me. I'll get that evil-chibi for this!
Trunks: And I'm going to help. Where to now guy's?
Chibi-chan: Uh… can I ask you guys a question?
Everyone: Yes what is it?
Chibi-chan: Where the hell… ZAP!! *Chibi-chan’s hair starts smoking*
Kaiira-chan: Your at Kami's lookout chibi-chan.
Dende: Oh that reminds me… here, Chibi-chan *hands her a fighting outfit*
Chibi-chan: *takes it and goes to get changed and ten seconds later* Zap! *screams* Why does that keep happening!?
Trunks: Should we tell her?
SSJ Nanz: Nah she's a big girl, she'll figure it out.
Everyone: *bursts out in laughter as they hear two more zaps then some screams followed by more zaps*
Chibi-SDSJ: I knew this would happen.
SSJ Nanz: Oh just live with it you little cupcake!
Kaiira-chan: He is cute isn't he?
Chibi-SDSJ: STOP PINCHING MY CHEEKS! OWWWWWW!!!!
Trunks: So Kaiira-chan you were going to ask me on a date?
Kaiira-chan: Nanz?
SSJ Nanz: What?
Kaiira-chan: Did trunks just address me about going on a date?
SSJ Nanz: HE DID?!??!?
Trunks: Yea...
(Kaiira-chan faints)
SSJ Nanz: Ooooooooo! What Luck! Wanna go out with me?!!!!
Trunks: Ok.
SSJ Nanz: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (She faints)
Chibi-SDSJ: Heh. Heh. They fell over.
(Chibi-Chan emerges hair standing straight up face chard and black)
Chibi-Chan: *Cough* So what’s up with those two?
Chibi-SDSJ: Trunks said he would go out with them!
Chibi-Chan: AND NOT ME!!!!!!!
Chibi-SDSJ: Well you haven’t asked yet have you?
Chibi-Chan: No...... can I be mad anyway?
Trunks: No.
Chibi-Chan: Poo.
Chibi-SDSJ: Whatever. Everyone hold someone’s hand.....
(SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan spring to life and begin clawing at each other to hold Trunks’ hand… the other being taken by Chibi-Chan already.)
(Three hours latter SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan are holding onto Trunks' legs)
SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan: Ok we're ready!
Chibi-SDSJ: Finally. (Gets up from the game of Monopoly he was playing with Chibi-Chan and grabs Chibi-Chan's free hand)
Chibi-SDSJ: Instant Transmission!
(Everyone appears close to the remains of the planet Bunchavillians)
Chibi-SDSJ: Ha! We're on the right track!........Again!
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After his crushing win over the forces of Barney and his one minion, Golden Oozuru Phoenix travels toward his next opponent. Who is his next opponent? Wish I knew. I make this up as I go along. Hopefully by the time I reach it I will have one. Anyways, he flies through the universe with the confidence that since everyone else is too busy to look for him that he can go and destroy a lot of stuff without much interference. This time he reaches what looks to be a huge planet with horns sticking out of it. As a matter of fact, it doesn't even look like a planet. It looks mechanical. (Someone should know who this is by now, if not I will give you one huge clue right now). Golden Oozuru Phoenix watches as it starts to devour a nearby planet filled with humanlike robots that can transform... TRANSFORM INTO VEHICLES AND WEAPONS!!! There is your hint. In his curiosity, Golden Oozuru Phoenix starts to punch on the planet sized monstrosity but he only seems to put small dents in it. Frustrated he punches some more until his knuckles are swollen. Even more frustrated with his hands hurting he just yells really loud in the hopes that the object will recognize him. It doesn't work. In a final desperate attempt Golden Oozuru Phoenix blast the planet that the object was about to consume. That gets it's attention. The object then transforms into a gigantic robot that is over 500 times bigger that Golden Oozuru Phoenix... the deadly transformer known as Unicron!!! Golden Oozuru Phoenix sees the V crest on him and starts to fight... only to get his butt kicked multiple times by Unicron by being smacked into nearby planets. Golden Oozuru Phoenix fights back by tossing The Micro Machines and cardboard buildings that just happened to be floating by on their yearly travel through the universe. The force of these objects causes a huge explosion that seemingly destroys Unicron, that is until a giant hand comes out of the explosion and grabs Golden Oozuru Phoenix. He tosses him into his mouth as Golden Oozuru Phoenix tumbles down his throat and into his belly. There he meets Galvatron and a few other transformers that got stuck in their. Of course Golden Oozuru Phoenix has no idea who they are so he tosses them helluva far into a deeper section of Unicron's body. And for the first time in Golden Oozuru Phoenix's life... he actually thinks of how to get out of a situation. He decides that since all of his other attacks didn't work, he must use his most powerful attack. The Blow Da Freak Up! The most powerful move in Dragonball history. Golden Oozuru Phoenix's body glows with a bright red light as he yells out R-A-I-K-A-M-E-H-A-M-E-H-AAA!!!! He Blows The Freak Up as Unicron starts to swell and eventually blow into millions of pieces. The only surviving part is Unicron's head which, ironically enough, is heading for Earth also. The dust spreads and standing in a floating mass of space junk is no longer Golden Oozuru Phoenix... but just Phoenix. The blast destroyed his Golden Oozuru form, the consequence for using such a move. Now he floats there in his regular form, a blue eyed saiyen with long shiny straight black hair with a permanent scar on his left hand. With his tail still intact and his powers half as powerful as they were at first, he flies off in search of a nearby moon to change himself back into his Oozuru form and conquer the forces of evil. And since he isn't Golden Oozuru anymore he has no interest in tossing cars and busting cardboard buildings this time. Too bad. But look on the bright side... SuperDuperSaiyen, SSJ Nanz, Trunks, Kamejen, and Kaiira Chan are too busy training to stop him. So he won't be in his handsome, somewhat weaker, saiyen form for long.
"So what do we do now?" Chibi-chan asked after landing on Bunchavillains-sei.
"Well, since we're supposed to be looking for the Golden Oozuru Phoenix, my guess is that we're supposed to fight him next." Trunks said. He looked down at the two girls, who were still holding on to his legs. "Um......you can let go now."
"Awww!!" both girls moaned. Both had disappointed looks on their faces.
"Wow! I smell like Trunks-sama now!!" SSJ Nanz said gleefully.
"YEAH! I'm never washing these clothes again!" Kaiira-chan said. Chibi-chan, Chibi-SDSJ, and Trunks backed away from the two Trunks-lovers slowly.
"......glad I don't obsess over anyone." Chibi-SDSJ said. "I don't see why you're so special anyway." he said to Trunks. SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan immediately got in his face.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!!!?!" both girls yelled at Chibi-SDSJ. He laughed and sweat dropped.
"Uh...nothing!" he said.
"That's right!!!" Kaiira-chan said to him in a hard tone.
"No one defies the almighty TRUNKS-SAMA." SSJ Nanz growled. Both girls then went back to fawning over Trunks.
".........right." Chibi-SDSJ said.
"Hey, why is this Planet called Bunchavillains-sei?" Chibi-chan asked.
"Well, apparently everyone on this planet is supposed to be a villain...I think." Chibi-SDSJ said. "Man, I'm hungry."
"Have a cookie!" SSJ Nanz said, handing him a bag of cookies.
"I want a cookie too..." Trunks said. SSJ Nanz sped off and came back 1/2 a second later with another bag of cookies. "Thanks. Man this would go great with a nice cold glass of..." Kaiira-chan reaches behind her back and takes out a tall glass of milk from ahmmer-space."...uh yeah. Thank you."
"Hey! I found the trail!" Chibi-SDSJ yelled a distance away. "Let's go get that Giant Gold monkey!"
"HEY!!" SSJ Nanz and Trunks yelled.
"You know I'm one too..." Chibi-SDSJ stated.
"Oh yeah..." everyone said in unison.
"Enough of that, let's go!" Chibi-chan said, eager to set out.
*In a portal near where our hero's are evil-Chibi start's planning her next move*
evil-Chibi: Ah I wish I had a camera when Kaiira-chan and Nanz (As I love to call her) were fighting over Trunks' hand... heheh how truly priceless their faces were! I don't think Chibi-chan has figured out the zapping thing yet. Lets see *looks at the TV* Chibi-chan once again gets zapped by Funimation* Heheh, didn't think so. Then there was chibi-SDSJ's face when I turned him chibi *evil giggle* But that doesn't beat when Trunks wanted milk and cookies... oh how I love being a villain I get to ramble to myself, I'm feared by others, and I get to laugh like mad! MWAHAHAHA! I don't think I'll ever get tired of doing that.
Anyway, down to business. I need to slow them down, but how? Flying monkeys? No not smart enough... Trunks fans? No, not creative enough though it would be funny...*little light bulb lights up* I've got it! *Opens another portal and sticks her hand in and pulls out five people* Ah, yes you five will do nicely. *opens yet another portal* Now go pay our little "friends" a visit and don't mess them up to bad. I'm still not done playing with them ok? *they all nod and walk into the portal* Now there’s going to be double the trouble. *burst out laughing* Double the trouble I like the sound of that! Now this should be fun.
Narrator: Who are the *gets cutoff by evil-Chibi*
evil-Chibi: *in a whiny voice* Hey! I never got to do my evil laugh!
Narrator: Sorry.
evil-Chibi: Ahem… me, me, me, me… la, la, la, la… ok I ready MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! Narrator do your stuff!
Narrator: Thanks.
evil-Chibi: Don't mention it.
When we left off, Golden Oozuru Phoenix was fighting the planet sized menace of Unicron. By sacrificing his Oozuru powers he was able to defeat the bum with no problem. Now he is in search of a moon in the universe and unluckily for him he is in one of the most ruthless parts of the universe... The Preppie Zone! Fearing for his life he darts through the zone hoping to find a moon, and he does. The problem is that it is not yet full. He has to wait a whole five minutes! Suddenly he is hit in the head with a cane. He turns around to see that he is surrounded by Preppies. The high class stuck up society of the universe. Having dealt with beings of this magnitude on Earth he figures that he can take them all on. But he beat them while he was a Golden Oozuru. What would happen to Phoenix while he was in his regular form. He was forced to do what any Saiyen would do when faced with a dilemma... beat the crap out of anyone who is around. His Kamehameha destroys two of the Preppies but four more take it's place! He uses his Kaio Ken times 100 attack and pummels the group but they keep on multiplying over and over again. In three minutes there are more than 1000 Preppies all over the place. With very few options at his disposal he must use the Spirit Bomb. He calls upon the life and souls of the planet but to not avail, because Preppies have no souls and the world is a giant organized business company called Nerd Tech. Finally realizing that he can't beat these villains he flies away hoping to get as far away as possible. After a minute or so his power completely runs out and he is as powerful as Goku was when he was fighting Raddix along with Piccolo. Now thats weak. With a minute to go before the moon comes out and Preppies moving in on him he does what he should have done a long time ago. He creates a Moon Blast and sends it into the sky. The Preppies look in horror as Phoenix transforms back into the Golden Oozuru Phoenix once again. Golden Oozuru Phoenix turns his gaze to the Preppies and grunts with a evil look on his face. Chaos breaks loose as Golden Oozuru Phoenix starts demolishing everything from cars to houses to buildings to accountants to landscapes. With his enemies dead, and a select few beaten and bruises under tons of rubble, he gives off one more mighty stomp as the planet breaks in half. The buildings, Preppies and anything else fall into the planets core and melt into nothing. Nothing like the cries of Preppies to make him feel better about himself. What is left of Nerd Tech he tosses toward what is left of Barney, and Earth at the same time. Still not completely satisfied he blows up the entire galaxy to make sure that nothing else may come from there again. Not wanting to loose his powers again he swallows the moon thereby making it impossible for him to lose his powers from using Blow The Freak Up Attack. Now with his powers fully restored and his power increased from his near fatal attack he is ready for anyone who dares to cross his path. The Nerd Tech galaxy is left in ruins (if what he left behind is enough to even be called ruins) as Golden Oozuru Phoenix flies off to face his next challenge. And as far as I know SDSJ, Trunks, SSJ Nanz, and some others are on their way also.
Evil Villain’s sidekick (Yes that is his real name.): So I believe the Golden Oozuru is headed our way?
Evil Villain (Yes thats his real name too.): Yes! And he will lead SuperDuperSayjin right to me!
Evil Villain’s sidekick: Why do you want SuperDuperSayjin to come here and why did you pick such an indirect route of bringing him here? I mean he could have not followed Golden Oozuru at all and just stayed on earth....
Evil Villain: True..... It's strange how these things just seam to work out......
Evil Villain’s sidekick: Well this is a Dragonball thing....
Evil Villain: EXACTLY!
Evil Villain’s sidekick: Well now that we've been introduced to the readers I suppose you should explain your evil plot.
Evil Villain: I don't feel like it.
Evil Villain’s sidekick: Why not?
Evil Villain: Well I don't have any good guys tied up over a vat of toxic chemicals while they slowly lower into it now do I?
Evil Villain’s sidekick: I guess not......
Evil Villain: Right! So uh..... What do you want to do?
Evil Villain’s sidekick: I dunno what do you want to do?
Evil Villain: I dunno...... Did I mention that I'm stronger than any other being in the galaxy!?!?!
Evil Villain’s sidekick: No you didn't!
Evil Villain: HA! HA! Perfect! I'm soooooooo strong! you cant even Imagine it!
Evil Villain’s sidekick: I sure can't!
( Suddenly Mr. Satan Walks in!!!!!)
*Sound of cheering crowd*
Mr. Satan: HA! HA! I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR EVIL PLOT AND I WILL BEAT YOU UP FOR TRYING TO DESTROY THE EARTH!!!!!!!
Evil Villain: I don't want to though. I want...... wait a second.
( quickly ties up Mr. Satan over a vat of toxic chemicals while it slowly lowers into the goop)
Evil Villain: GREAT! Now I'll talk!