This site was started on November 15, 2002 by Boinkers. Now, there is a story behind the name of Boinkers, and some parts can get pretty ugly, but for the most part it's a happy story....mostly. :)
Boinkers was born in Chicago, Illinois, and was the fourth and last son. Boinkers had three older brothers, which for witness protection purposes we'll call Binky, Winky, and Mr. Pain. Ever since he can remember he was called Boinkers by his brothers, a name that we can suppose sounded cute at the time. Now, Binky and Winky happened to be twins, and were the oldest, so they were frequently pressed into service as a child protection agency for Boinkers. And the villian was? Ah yes, Mr. Pain.
Mr. Pain often liked to beat up on Boinkers, and as Boinkers was still a wee boy he could only hope to run away. Now, for the record, Mr. Pain was a cool brother to have, but that was only when Boinkers wasn't getting smacked in the face with a pillow or dodging a punch.
In fact, there's one instance where Boinkers was severely mauled for a prank, and we here at Boinkers.net have the photos to prove it.
It all started on a Saturday afternoon. Mr. Pain was busy playing a game on the famous NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM, which sufficed for much of the entertainment value in the house. So, Mr. Pain was busy playing this game, with a difficulty not unlike trying to build a house of playing cards. Well, imagine that he had managed to build a house of playing cards 30 feet high and the length of an entire room. That is to say, he had advanced FAR FAR FAR into the game.
Boinkers, on a dare by Mr. Pain's best friend, walked up and knocked the house of cards flat to the ground. That is to say, he had done the unthinkable.
Yes, he had pushed the RESET button.
Mr. Pain's gaming adventures had now come to an end.
And Boinker's definition of pain was about to be expanded.
(Notice: Following pictures and captions may have been exaggerated)
-Here we can see Boinkers airborne, right after he pushed the RESET button.
-About 2 seconds later here we see Boinkers again.
-Winky (or Binky? Boinkers couldn't tell since he couldn't see at the time) takes a look at Boinker's injuries.
But that was just one instance. Nothing to worry about really. Boinkers got along with Mr. Pain and his other brothers very happily later on, and he still gets along with them very happily to this day.
This site is dedicated to Boinker's brothers and all the great times everyone has shared over the years (including the pain =).
Pictures taken from "Snatch" by Columbia Entertainment.
