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C Source
"Spreading the Stupidity"
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Hi boys and girls.
This is Craig with all the useless knowledge that will fill that void in your hearts and behinds. If I offend anyone blame McDonald's because their coffee is too f***ing hot. So without further waiting let us begin.
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Yeah, the very first story in the C Source is going to be a momentous occasion. Today's story regards that wonderful president of ours. Yep George has struck again. Recently Bush was doing some military work and needed to get a closer look at what facility he wanted to destroy
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without evidence. When he asked for a pair of binoculars he looked through them and later said, "I can't see."
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Well a fellow general said, "That's because you're stupid and didn't take off the caps."
Bush agreed saying, "I am dumb hahahahahaha." and as they all laughed clouds of mass destruction appeared on the horizon as bombs were dropped upon innocent families and buildings.
Children running in the streets cried in pain as Bush stated, "We must defend the homeland of our nation."
Thanks Bush.
You truly are a great man.
Well that's the news and stay tuned for more wonderful events in a society full of complexity. Speaking of complexity why can't I get laid?
Until next time remember to study hard and take care of your genitalia and they'll take care of you.
This is Craig Schorling saying good night to a better tomorrow.
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