AOnian!
The Universal Auxilary Language (UAL)
Just as that asshole Mason Remey one day realized that Shoghi Effendi had appointed him as the 2nd Guardian by having made Remey the head of the International Baha'i Council, we at Baha'i Angst have also belatedly realized that Shoghi Effendi, the CFBF, had already designated for us the Universal Auxilary Language that Auxilary Baha'i Founder, Baha'u'llah, mentioned in one of his minor works. Following the CFBF's example, and whose example would we follow other than his?, we asked one of our translators to provide Baha'i Angst readers with a sample of this language by translating the Very Minor Update (VMU) announcement (such a momentous event that was) into the UAL, the language that henceforth shall be known as AOnian. The provisional translation of the VMU is below. The original VMU is here.
"In preparation Five Week Plan, Baha'i Angst website
embarked One Week Plan (OWP) consolidate hard earned victories previous Plans prepare way "Entry by Troupes" of which coming Five Week Plan (FWP) is but pitiful prelude. As near end first month formative period
Baha'i Angst we remain confident fulfilling need among many CB's (check acronyms list lest you misinterpret) who are so Angst ridden. OWP has produced concise answer from Nima on wedding question. Remain humbled by significant progress of  OWP, which draws to close two days. Use precious remaining time add futher victories for beloved OWP."
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