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| JILL -Why I love Jill - I don't... I hate her... She is fat and disgusting and I can't stand her. ... Actually, I love Jill. Honestly, I do! I love her because she is my conscious made flesh... well... fleshy... and a lot of it! -Jill's "title"- My "mother". |
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| CATIE -Why I love Catie- Because Catie and I tend to think alike. I mean, who else would be so willing to spend their Easter watching the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre? -Catie's "title"- My "sister"... Oh, wait... Ed Thomas already called that... |
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| AMANDA -Why I love Amanda-Because she is seriously so fucking cute. I mean, look at that picture! FUCKING CUTE!!! -Amanda's"title"- The Little Lamb. This is because little lambs are cute... and so is she... they also tend to prance about and bleat, and while I'm pretty sure Amanda does NOT do that, it would be pretty damn cute if she did .... Awe.... |
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| KATIE -Why I love Katie-Because we can say the most random thing and still find some kind of twisted humor in it. For example... "Zeeba-en-Zimbabwe"... And that guy in his briefs... that was sick... But SO funny! -Katie's"title"- My "comic relief" |
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| JUSTINE -Why I love Justine-Because I really have no idea what to expect from her. One moment she's completely unenthusiastic, the next she's squealing at high frequencies. -Justine's"title"- The one whose just kind of there... |
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| ERICA -Why I love Erica-Erica is one of the only people I know who enjoys eating almost as much as I do, and that alone earns her a lot of my respect. -Erica's"title"- My partner in crime... and by crime I mean excessive over-eating. |
| My Friends - A page made in tribute to my friends... and Jill... |
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| AMANDA -Why I love Amanda-Because she is my roommate, and if I didn't love her, I probably wouldn't have wanted her to live with me in the first place. -Amanda's"title"- "Ye Olde Swinging Smoking Schlepper" |
| To all the LADIES, I like the way you work it (Good God!). ON TO THE GENTLEMEN!!! |