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PAP Transactions
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The Butchers sign:
 Beuerlein, Steve    QB  Broncos      for  60 TPs
The Butchers DL:
 Greise, Brian       QB  Broncos      for  15 TPs
 
The Dawgs sign:
 Brunnell, Mark      QB  Jaguars      for  84 TPs
The Dawgs DL:
 McNabb, Donovan     QB  Eagles       for  15 TPs
 Maddox, Tommy       QB  Steelers     for  15 TPs

The Gizzards activate:
 James, Edgerrin     RB  Colts
The Gizzards cut:
 Smith, Steve        WR  Panthers
 
The Highlanders activate:
 Warner, Kurt        QB  Rams
The Highlanders cut:
 Carter, Cris        WR  Dolphins
 
The Manglers sign: 
 Detmer, Coy         QB  Eagles       for  42 TPs
 St. Louis           DS  Rams         for  42 TPs
The Manglers cut:
 Miller, Jim         QB  Bears
 New York            DS  Jets

The Meek Boys sign:
 Dawson, Phil        PK  Browns       for  40 TPs
The Meek Boys cut:
 Cortez, Jose        PK  49ers
 
The Mules sign:
 Stewart, Kordell    QB  Steelers     for  40 TPs
 Dyson, Kevin        WR  Titans       for  40 TPs
The Mules cut:
 Robinson, Koren     WR  Seahawks
 Gardner, Rod        WR  Redskins
 
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Trade Transactions
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The Dawgs trade;
 Stallworth, Donte'  WR  Saints      And 100 TPs
to The Gizzards FOR
 Johnson, Brad       QB  Bucs
 
The Mules trade;
 Vick, Mike          QB  Falcons
 Chambers, Chris     WR  Dolphins
to The Highlanders FOR
 Pennington, Chad    QB  Jets
 Rice, Jerry         WR  Raiders

Week 12 Scores

Meek Boys                111
American Looney           59

On a day where the Meeks put up a surprisingly low number 
of points, the Loons do exactly the same thing.  The Meeks 
got 26 from the Tampa Bay defense to lead all scorers.  
They also got a combined 45 from snowy Denver where Peyton 
Manning threw and Clinton Portis ran.  The Loons were led 
by Drew Bledsoe who put up only 18 against the Jets.  The
Meeks continue their great run and improve to 11-1.  The 
Loons drop back to a fairly respectable 7-5.

Bemay Gizzards           121
West Texas Mustangs       99

Believe it or not, a 22-point win for the Gizzards 
qualifies for Edge Close Shave of the Week this week.  
There were a lot of large victories. Stephen Davis ran 
for 3 TD's and led all scorers with 30 points for the 
Gizzards.  Cleveland's upset of New Orleans got Tim Couch 
25 more.  Amani Toomer got a surprising 22, despite the 
Giants' pathetic O, and Mike Vanderjagt kicked in a 
beautiful 21 from the snows of Denver.  Joey Harrington was 
the lone bright spot for the nags with 26 points.  The 
Gizzards move up to an even 6-6 and pretty much assure 
themselves a playoff berth.  The Mustangs at 4-8 may very 
well be out of it.

WhoDey                   130
Pigskin Pipsqueaks        88

In Brett Favre vs. the World, the World won.  Trent Green 
had a monster day for WhoDey, putting up 50 points and a 
nice little 2-point conversion run.  Charlie Garner gave 
them an extra 28, and Baltimore's defensive smack on the 
Titans put up 27 more.  Favre was battered by Tampa's 
defense and only put up 24 for the Pips.  They got 19 more 
from Todd Pinkston last night.  WhoDey's 4-8 record puts 
them third in the division, but still way back in playoff 
contention.  The Pips' 3-9 mark puts them just ahead of
the Outlanders for making it in.

Mark's Mules             202
Butchers                  93

I think the word that best describes this matchup is "OUCH."  
Atlanta's 41-0 shellacking of Carolina gave the Mules a 
tremendous 61 points.  That and Rich Gannon's 3-TD, 
51-point day gave the Mules enough to win, but they weren't 
done.  They fully opened the can of whoop ass with 35 points
from Shaun Alexander and 22 from newly-acquired Jerry Rice.  
The Butchers got 34 from Hines Ward, but that wasn't enough 
to stop the train wreck. The Mules, at 10-2, assure 
themselves a playoff spot.  The Butchers' 6-6 record will 
probably let them make it, too.

Missouri Manglers        170
Outlanders                98

Not to be outdone, the Manglers got a whoopin' in on the 
Outlanders. Priest Holmes AKA "the best player in football" 
put up 63 points Sunday afternoon to lead the whole league.  
Jeff Garcia's 38 last night was nice frosting on the cake, 
as were James Stewart's 22.  Aaron Brooks led the Outlanders 
with 31 points.  The Manglers move up to 7-5, and the
Outlanders drop back to a league-worst 2-10.

McKamikaze Highlanders   146
Dawgs                    112

The battle between the top two teams in the Lombardi 
Division went to the underdog Highlanders who split the 
season series with the Dawgs.  Tom Brady's 38 led all 
scorers for the Highlanders.  They also got 32 from
Terrell Ownes last night and 22 from Tiki.  The Dawgs put 
up a pair of 29's from Ricky Williams and Jerome Bettis.  
They got 25 more from Mark Brunell.  Each team has a 6-6 
record.