| The policeman rang the doorbell not knowing quite how he was going to break the news.The door opened and a woman stood there gazing anxiously into the policeman's eyes. "I'm sorry to tell you this,but your husband's new watch is broken" "Broken?" She said."How did it happen?" The policeman replied:"Well,.. a piano fell on him." |
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| A young typist became fed up with things at the office and decided to take a few days' sickleave. Several days later , she got two greeting cards in the post. When her mother asked who had send them, she explained , " One is from the girls at the office , and it says 'get well soon.' The other is from the boss and it says , 'GET WELL IMMEDIATELY' |
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| Pupil: I don't think I should get a zero fro this arithmetic test Teacher: I don't think yo u should either, but it's the lowest mark I have. |
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