| Notes: Roswell scripts are property of the WB, Jason Katims Productions and the rest of The Powers That Be. I don't own them so absolutely NO infringement or copyright violation is intended. I've made an effort to get the transcripts as accurate as I can but they may not be 100% accurate. I'm not posting all the scenes in the episode, just certain ones that I like. They are scenes primarily with Michael and/or Maria in them. My commentary is in < >. Please do not archive these transcripts/commentaries anywhere else. Transcriber and Commentator: Minnie Archive Date: 5/15/2001 Note: Mx = Max, Iz = Isabel, M = Maria, Mi = Michael, L = Liz At the Evans kitchen: Mx: Mornin'. Isabel doesn't answer but is merely stretching her legs. Mx: You going for a run? Must be up to 5 or 6 miles by now. Still no answer from Isabel. Mx: Look, I know you're still mad and everything but I really need to, uh, to talk to someone. Isabel gets a chair and sits down. She looks pissed. Mx: Well, it's not easy to say esepcially to my sister. <*snort* There's the sister comment again. Give it up, Max!> You know that Tess and I have uh ... well, been getting kinda close and last night uh ... we ... something came up between us. <*snicker* I'll bet something came UP.> Iz: You slept with her? <I didn't hear that.> Mx: Yeah. Iz: (sarcastic) Wow. Congratulations, Max. You lost your virginity. (starts clapping sarcastically) <Like I said, I didn't hear that.> Mx: Iz. Mx: Oh, gee, I'm sorry. Were you looking for some comfort or sympathy before you washed off her dried sweat from your body or hey did you guys do it in the shower? <Didn't hear that either. And the only people doing it in the shower in my world is Max and Iz.> Mx: Forget it. <Already forgotten, Max.> Iz: His Majesty will now retire to his room. <Damn, Iz kicks ass!> Mx: We didn't plan it, okay? It just happened. <Suuuuure.> I'm feeling a little weird about right now and I was just hoping ... Iz: You were wrong. I don't care about your morning after anxieties or your delicate feelings. Because my feelings sure don't matter to you. <I love it! Like I said, she kicked ass!> At the Crashdown: Liz and Maria have bags in hand and are exiting the back door when Michael arrives. He asks where they are headed. Liz gives him some excuse of going to Santa Fe to visit Alex's grandmother because she couldn't make it to the funeral. Liz says that there's a memorial service in Alex in Santa Fe. Mi: Lemme talk to Maria for a second. It's personal. L: Ok, yeah. Ummm. (looks pointedly at Maria and leaves) Mi: (to Maria) Where are you going? M: (continuing the lie) Santa Fe. Mi: (disbelieving) Maria, *where* are you going? Liz doesn't want us to know because she and Max are at war. So here's the thing. I'm not gonna tell Max. But I need to know. Because if where you're going turns out to be dangerous, I'm sure as hell gonna protect you. <AAAAHHHH! *mush* *mush* *mush* That is the sound of my Candy heart turning into mush. Could he be any more adorable? Could I love him any more in the scene? *candysigh*> So where are you going? M: (gives up the lie) We're going to Las Cruces to the university. <Hey, if my boyfriend said something like what Michael said to her, I'd spill the beans too. After I got off the floor because I turned to mush.> And if Liz found out that I told you, I will lose her as a friend. <Awwww.> Mi: First sign of danger you contact me. <*candysigh* Isn't he the sweetest, most dovely thing? Don't you just want to take him home with you? And look, he doesn't even argue with her about going. He just accepts it and tells her to contact him in case something happens. He's worried about her. Awwwww.> Promise? M: Um-hmmm. <She's speechless.> Mi: Absolutely promise? <My heart's gone from mush to pure liquid now. So happy. *sniffle*> M: Yes. Mi: Okay. (gives her a kiss on the cheek) <Damn, where's the OMLR??!!! I want an OMLR!!! Open Mouth Lip Rub!!!> Outside the Valenti household: Max is going ballistic on some trash cans outside the house, tossing them aside. He falls down, crying. Isabel comes up. Iz: Max? Mx: Tess is pregnant. <Say what?> Iz: (shocked) What? Mx: She's pregnant and the baby's dying because it can't live in this atmosphere. And I don't know what to do ... because ... I'm so scared. I don't know what to tell Mom and Dad because I ... it's like what would I even tell them? They don't even know who I really am. I feel so irresponsible and stupid and I know this is supposed to happen because it's our destiny but ... oh my God, what am I going to do? <Okay, now I'm actually feeling sorry for Max.> Iz: (holds out hand) Max, come with me. Come on. They are at the park. Iz: Do you remember Bigfoot? <Ummm, you mean the tall mythological figure that everyone claims to have seen walking in some forest?> Mx: My guinea pig? <Oh. That Bigfoot.> Iz: Yeah. You remember what happened? <No. Enlighten me.> Mx: Sure. Mr. Muldoney's (sp?) dog got into his cage and killed him. <Poor guinea pig.> Iz: Do you remember what happened the next day? <There was a funeral for Bigfoot. Yep, And someone sang 'Another bites the dust?'> Mx: I don't. <You don't remember the funeral? How could you????> Iz makes it snow. <Cool.> Iz: It snowed. <It snowed during the funeral? Yikes. Hope you guys brought snowshoes.> It was the first time we'd ever seen it. It snowed for 2 days. Biggest storm to hit Roswell in a century. <Wow, I guess someone was upset about Bigfoot dying.> It was a disaster for everyone but us. <Well, dying and getting buried in snow was pretty much a disaster for Bigfoot.> Mx: We built snowmen. <They were in denial over the guinea pig's death.> Iz: (smiling) We made angels. <Awwww, they made angels in honor of the guinea pig.> Mx: (smiling and laughing) We pelted Michael with snowballs. <Ummm, okay. Do he pelt you guys back?> Iz: It was magic. <It was snowballs.> Mx: Just like this. <*outsidersigh*> Iz: Max, I had no idea what you've been going through. My problems are really nothing compared to this so I'm sorry. <Um, HELLO! Why are YOU apologizing to Max? He's the one who should apologize. He had absolutely NO right to threaten you last week. Ass.> Mx: No, they're not. Your problems aren't nothing. They're important. Your life is important. I'm sorry for not realizing that. <::blinks:: An apology? Woohoo! He apologized, he apologized! Okay, Max, you've gone up slightly in estimation: from ass to butthead.> Iz: We'll figure something out. We'll figure something out for you and Tess and your ... do you know if it's a boy or a girl? <How about ... it's an alien?> Mx: It's a boy. <Okay, that too.> Iz: Wow. You're having a son. <Next, on All My Alien Children ... Max carries a diaper bag and changes nappies!> Mx: Yeah, a son. A son. <Woo. Someone hand the Dreamers some major anti-depressants.> They hug. <These two can hug like nobody's business.> HOME ROSWELL TRANSCRIPTS ROSWELL |
| Baby It's You Or the ep where Michael tells Maria he's sure as hell going to protect her |