| Roswell Transcripts Warning: Extreme sarcasm and occassional sappiness ahead! |
| BACKGROUND: I didn't start out planning do these transcripts. I posted my usual opinions about certain episodes on the Michael and Maria thread at the Crashdown message boards when @nn@, Luna24 and a few other fans asked about the Michael and Maria lines in 'Harvest'. @nn@, Luna24 and the rest were out of the country and therefore had no means to see the episode. Since Maria had a host of good lines in the episode, I posted them. Then I added random commentary. Sean, another fellow fan said my commentary sounded suspiciously like the comments made by Joel, Crow and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I never thought of it that way but I enjoyed all the rapid-fire bantering that went on in MST3K so that may have influenced on me. Anyway, I added my own tongue-in-cheek comments right after the episode lines. Anyway, from 'Harvest' on, the episode transcripts and commentaries took a life of its own. I did one for every episode. After a while, I decided I'd put them up here since it took me a while to copy down the lines and add my 2 cents in. Might as well record my efforts, right? Unfortunately, when I tried to call up my transcripts from 'Harvest' to 'Max in the City', I found that I couldn't. The threads they were posted on got purged from the Crashdown boards in effort to save disk space. And curses, I never saved copies of them on my computer. So I started with 'A Roswell Christmas Carol'. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Roswell scripts are property of the WB, Jason Katims Productions and the rest of The Powers That Be. I don't own them so ABSOLUTELY NO infringement or copyright violation is intended. PLEASE DO NOT ARCHIVE THESE TRANSCRIPTS/COMMENTARIES ANYWHERE ELSE. MORE EXPLANATIONS: I made an effort to get the transcripts as accurate as I could but they may not be 100% accurate. I didn't include all the scenes from the episodes, just certain ones that I liked. They were scenes primarily with Michael and/or Maria in them because I love them so much. SEASON 2 EPISODES A Roswell Christmas Carol - It's the Christmas episode! Time for Michael and Maria to exchange gifts and witty comments! To Serve and Protect - An Isabel and Valenti centered episode with barely any Michael in it. But, ah, Maria made up for it with her great lines. Disturbing Behavior - Michael and Maria. Jetta. Road trip. Need I say more? Cry Your Name - Get out your hankies! One of the gang dies. No, it's not Michael or Maria. It's Too Late, It's Too Bad - Michael and Maria come to an understanding. Baby, Its You - Michael and Maria turn me into mush with just one scene. Departure - WOOHOO!!! Everything I ever wanted for Michael and Maria happens in this episode. HOME ROSWELL |