TOP TEN REASONS THE X-FILES IS STARTING THEIR SEASON LATE
(1997 EDITION)

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by CANCER FAN
10) It'll take David Duchovny that long to come back from the ego trip he's on.
9) The actors who play the Lone Gunmen demanded seperate pay checks and it'll take a while to do the paperwork.
8) Chris Carter's research trip to Mars took longer than expected.
7) Mitch Pilegi walked out until they promised to add more nude scenes.
6) Its taking longer than usual to edit the profanity out of Gillian Anderson's scenes. (Ever seen the blooper tape?)
5) Susan Sarandon wanted $1 million and Barry Bostwick wasn't available.
4) The SLIDERS cast and crew was so upset about being cancelled that they blew up the studio. They were never caught because they escaped into parrallel universes. (John Rhys-Davies escaped to the 24th century, but is trapped as a hologram character in the Delta Quadrant.)
3) Gillian Anderson's been busy having pictures taken and posted on the internet. (I'm not complaining.)
2) All of Vancouver stops what it's doing when Adrain Paul (HIGHLANDER) takes his shirt off.
And number one...
'Cause FOX sucks.



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