The brazilian wonderboy is the second youngest member of the Castlegate FC franchise and the most religious, believing God is all around us.
The goalkeeper of the squad, naturally gifted, experinced and reliable inside the dredded semi circle. However, like the orbit of mercury around the sun, Dazico every once in a few weeks makes a howler or two, partially because he is quite irratic and when it comes down to pressure situations can be a bit rash. Prime example, throwing the ball straight into the path of an oncoming attacker, gifting them a beautiful goal. 9 times out of ten tho he is by far one of the most commited to the castlegate cause, having never missed a game in two seasons, also popping in a couple of goals too.
Player Rating: 8/10
Fingers Broken: 14
A great all round player, has a sound knowledge of the game, enjoys coaching the kids at the castlegate academy. Although recent allegations against him at the academy, they were not carried through, due to lack of evidence. He is known to be one of the 'lazy boys' at the club, enjoys a good start on the bench. Once he gets cranked up though, he can split defences apart like he does with the kids at the training ground. A great player, does the castlegate proud with every performance...All three of them.
Player Rating: 7/10
Computers seized: 9
A great tackler, always stands his ground, some think, to much. Enjoys getting stuck in, only in his hood though. Gives it his all, 24 seven. Can score some brilliant goals aswell as own goals and is an excellent ambassedor for the tynesiders. Some say his commitment, however, is a bit short of 100%. Castlegate love their italien centrehalf, can only improve to become a superb traditional defender.
Player Rating: 7/10
The media hype that surrounded this youngsters first professional contract was phenominal. The talented youngster often criticised for his lack of commitment has struggled too make a huge impact on the pitch but when the ball is at his feet there arent many better players around.
The Scot international is described as pure silk on the pitch but also compared too Laurent Robert due too his drifting in and out of games although can make something happen out of nothing. Described as the bad boy of the club by the media
Player Rating: 8/10
Bikes Stolen: 1
The best player on the team?? Its obvious when Paulinho doesnt play the team suffers, he controls the whole team from the centre of the park with his unbelievable control and skill.
Paulinho and his ex girl band member Blonde spice are famed for their over the top celebrity life style, before the player married Blonde spice he was linked too almost every page 3 model that has ever graced the fine page of ''The Sun'' and some say his injuries are linked too his playboy lifestyle. Described as a walking advertisement for sponsor companies. The Charasmatic midfielder is an experienced alround player and without him the team would not be able too compete at the current level.
Player Rating 9/10
Page 3 models bedded 20+
A superb performer, known for scoring on a regular basis, strong and efficient. Often known for saying, 'i've got two here, two here''. Scratch the surface of this player, and behold you may find a dark, dark secret thats been lying dormant for hundreds of years. If there is anyone in the world who can't be wound up, he is not the one. Like a 3 amp fuse in a circuit which, passes a 15 amp current, andy has been known to blow. The remains of arguements can look like what the yanks did to the nips 60 years ago. His team mates sometimes say that reidondo is a tad harsh upon himself on past performences, always gives 110% on the pitch, like the italien, can only get better.
Player Rating: 8/10
Moods Taken: 47
