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| So there was this guy and this girl and they were fighting and they were giving eachother the silent treatment so they couldn't talk to eachother, and then the guy had to get up early in the morning because of a meeting he had to go to at work, but he didn't want to be the first to break the silent treatment so he left a note on the counter telling his wife to wake him up at 5am for his meeting, but the next morning he woke up at nine and she hadn't woken him up and he was really upset, then he saw a note on the pillow next to him that said "it's 5 o'clock, wake up" OSU's coach and OU's coach died and went to heaven. God went out and met OU's coach, and showed him where he'd be living. It was a big house, filled with OU flags and OU garden gnomes and all sorts of fancy OU memorabilia. OU's coach was happy until he looked across the road and saw a HUGE mansion, covered in OSU flags and OSU colors and all decked out in all sorts of fun OSU gear. OU's coach was sad and asked why OSU's coach got a bigger house than him. God said "no, that's my house" Knock Knock Who's There? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson Once there was a little penguin who wanted to go to Las Vegas.He wanted to go in style so he rented a really awsome Cadillac. Unfortunately the car broke down in the middle of the desert, so the poor little penguin had to get out and puch the car. Since it was a huge Cadillac and he was pushing in the middle of the desert, and it was a penguin he got very hot very quickly. When he finally got to a mechanic he asked the mechanic to find out what was wrong with his car, then ran to a nearby ice cream parlor. He was so excited when he got his ice cream that instead of eating it, he just rubbed it all over his face using his little penguin flipper hands. Then he went back to the mechanic and the mechanic said to the penguin, "it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin started wiping his ice cream-smeared face and replied, "no, no! It's just ice cream!" An old man and a young man go walking through the woods when they meet a frog. The frog says "if you kiss me, I'll turn into the most beautiful woman in the whole world, and I'll be yours forever." The two men look at eachother, then the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The young man asks "why did you do that?". The old man says "cause at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog". Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station |
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