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"Magic Pants"
a "Magic Dance" parody from Labyrinth by LiveJournal's TheDarkEvilOne.

You remind me of the pants!
What pants?
The pants with the power!
What power?
Power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the pants!

I saw my goblins
Dancing hard as they could dance
What could I do?
They had no magic pants
It left those goblins blue
Nobody knew!

What kind of magic pants to wear?
Pants that scare, or go with my hair?
Glitter shines brightly...
So mystical…

Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Put those magic pants on me
Tights, magic tights (tights, magic tights)
Tights, magic tights (tights, magic tights)
Put those magic tights on me
Magic pants will make you free!

I saw my goblins
Chanting loud as they could chant
What could I do?
They chanted ‘seeoway’
What does that refer to?
Nobody knew!

What kind of magic pants to wear?
Pants that scare, or go with my hair?
Glitter shines brightly...
So mystical…


Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Put those magic pants on me
Tights, magic tights (tights, magic tights)
Tights, magic tights (tights, magic tights)
Put those magic tights on me
Magic pants will make you free!

Pants, magic pants
Pants, magic pants
Pants, magic pants
Pants, magic pants
Tights, magic tights
Tights, magic tights

Put those magic tights on me

You remind me of the pants!
What pants?
The pants with the power!
What power?
Power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the pants!

Pants, magic pants, ooh-ooh-ooh
Pants magic, pants magic, ooh-ooh-ooh
Pants magic

What kind of magic pants to wear?
Pants that scare, or go with my hair?
Glitter shines brightly...
Pants fit tightly...

Pants, magic pants
Pants, magic pants
Put those magic pants on me
Tights, magic tights
Tights, magic tights
Put those magic tights on me
Magic pants will make you free!
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Tights, magic tights (tights, magic tights)
Tights, magic tights
Put those magic tights on me
Magic trousers!

Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)
Pants, magic pants
Magic, magic pants will make you free!
Pants, magic pants (pants, magic pants)



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