"I'll make you a deal, like any other candidate"
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Special Church of Areaology Edition Copyright 2006
The Man Who Fell To Earth Drinking Game
To Play TMWFTE: The Drinking Game, you will need:
An “uncut” *snirk* copy of TMWFTE
An ample supply of your favourite beverage. Please note that
YOU CAN play this without alcohol, and you'd better be doing it if you're
underage!
AA's phone number (optional)
(drink for either
"Angsty/General" OR "Area/BtA" throughout the film NOT both... unless you
like Alcohol poisoning) Try and resist the Urge to Drink whenever "Mary
Lou" is over the top or irritating for the same reason.
GENERAL
(optional)
Drink when The Bowie is sliding down that big hill in the beginning making those little panting noises (close your eyes.. yeah.. it's THAT good)
Drink once when The Bowie drinks
Drink once when the Bowie has a jawline that could thinly slice Apples (ie first water slurping shot)
Acts all fey n gentle
Drink Twice if The Bowie actually puts food into his mouth
Looks at Mary Lou like she's from another planet
Performs his signature "Hoover Maneuvre" suction kiss
Does something involving "Alien Slime"
Sucks on his shiny pistol
ANGSTY
Drink when The Bowie:
shows Disdain
Ponders
Pouts
Begs not to be hurt
Feels misunderstood
Stares into the distance and looks moody
Looks pretty but troubled
Asks to be left alone
Looks like he's gonna cry
Drink twice if The Bowie Has a big ol' "Mantrum" (man tantrum) and throw cookies around or yells at things to leave his mind alone.
AREA
Drink when The Area:
Is in tight pants
Gets rubbed by Mary Lou
Appears as it's Alien Self
Looks like a 3rd leg in the ping pong scene
bAREA!!!
(We recommend setting your DVD player to it's brightest setting... oh yes we do... don't forget slo-mo and Zoom functions)
Drink twice if you spot The Willy peeking out it's "hoodie" in the first love scene, better not blink
Drink once if The Bowie gives himself a fondle in the Bathroom
2nd Sex Scene Drink Twice if The Area
Goes "bouncy boing"
*Flops*
*Pings Mary lous bra*
seems "shy"
*bitchslaps her* (you're VERY drunk if you see that)
BtA (Behind the Area)
Drink twice when Behind the Area:
Is in tight pants
Is naked and shows it's "Dimples"
(hint:"these are hard to stick in" hehe)
Climbs on the bed as its Alien Self
Whips down it's 'jammie bottoms' and gets a jab!
or seems "pert" at any point during the film
The winner is the last conscious person to put down his
drink after each event. Ties are possible, of course. Alternate Method: the
winner is the person who is sober enough to push the Eject button.
IF YOU'RE NOT USING ALCOHOL: The winner is the person who's
been able to avoid using the bathroom the entire time, or the least amount of
times.
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