~ I am one of those melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it. (Basket Case, Green Day)

~ Oliver: "Jenny, what would you say if I told you I'm falling in love with you?"
Jenny: "I'd say you're full of shit." (From the book "Love Story". My favourite book.)

~ I didn't mean to hurt you. I'm sorry that I made you cry. I didn't want to hurt you. I'm just a jealous guy. (Jealous Guy, John Lennon)

~ All my little plans and schemes lost like some forgotten dream. (Real Love, The Beatles)

~ Thought I'd been in love before but in my heart I wanted more. (same)

~ But I'm on the outside. I'm looking in. I can see through you. See your true colours. Cause inside you're ugly. You're ugly like me. I can see through you. See to the real you. (Outside, Staind)

~ "Do something to keep your mind off of it. Go masterbate!" (Monte to me. hahaha)

~ "Soooo....tell me about this guy with the tiny wang." (Blaine to me.)

~ "Hey, nice bra!" (Tracey to me. I had her look at a bump on my back and she saw my bra.)

~ "He's weird. He's strange. He's sloppy. He's a total nightmare for women...I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet." (Vicky, Reality Bites)

~ "I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the "I just got laid" variety." (Troy, Reality Bites)

~ Lelaina: "I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives."
Troy: "And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke." (Reality Bites. Yes, I like this movie.)

~ Me: "Do any of you geeks want to buy some payday draw tickets?"
Ryan: "You know, I took a Sales class in school and I don't think you're supposed to call people geeks."
Me: "Whatever. I'm not getting paid to do this."

~ Sherril: "I have no cash. Do you take Interac?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. You wanna swipe?" (Turning around and pointing at my ass.)
Sherril (laughing hysterically): Oh my God Colleen. Get away from here. You're a bad influence."

~ "Okay you stupid motherfucker, I'm going to do something and you're going to actually work!" (Me getting pissed off at the computer)

~ "Can we please leave the produce section before I murder someone?" (Me at Superstore. I hate that store.)

~ "Ask him if he's related to Mr. Ed." (Terrie about some guy I know with buck teeth.)

~ "Buckaroooooo." (Me making fun of the buck toothed guy.)

~ "Would you stop annoying me?!" (Me.)

~ "Now I've seen everything." (John, after I wheeled over to someone's desk in my chair instead of walking over.)

~ Take me with you. Take me with you. Without you, without you everything falls apart. Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces. (Perfect Drug, Nine Inch Nails)

~ "Good push!" (Blaine to me after I burp.)

~ "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." (Unknown)





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