Mmmmmm…Chocolates! That's one of Homer Simpson's favorite lines, and I must confess, mine too. I am a chocoholic. I am absolutely hooked on chocolates! I just love them! They are God's gift to humanity!

I especially love Guyllian, those seashell-shaped Belgian chocolates that melt in your mouth. Just the thought of those chocolates makes my mouth water. It's soft, milky, smooth, rich, and definitely sweet. An absolute source for a sugar high. No other chocolate can compare to this one. It is definitely the best!

I just love chocolates! Luv luv luv luv 'em! There is nothing in the world that can stop me from getting at those delightful little treats. I'll grovel on the ground for them, jump from a building even. I may have been told that they're not good for me, but heck, I am going to die one day anyway, so why deprive myself of chocolates? I might as well die happy! Mwahahahahahaha!

Besides chocolates, I used to like drinking alcoholic beverages occasionally. Hard drinks and cocktails alike, but never beer (in my opinion beer tastes awful!). My favorite drink that loves me is Vodka. Anything with Vodka in it will never get me drunk, it is simply my drink. I also go for sweet drinks like Daquiri's. Strawberry Daquiri is to die for! But I don't drink anymore now. At least I'm not supposed to. Apparently the only thing I can drink that is alcoholic is red wine. And mind you, a maximum of only 2 glasses, and that is a once in a blue moon thing.

So here I release my frustration. I am deprived of those things. But then being deprived of chocolates and alcohol isn't so bad. Wait a minute… being deprived of alcohol or caffeine I can tolerate. But chocolates…NEVER!