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| Jeffrey M. Aims _bast1 Aliases: Tiny, Mungo, Bast, Oddball Age: 23 Sex: Male Interests: Paintball, motorcycles, and intoxication by any means necessary. Purpose: To listen to friends badmouth each other online, and tell themselves to fuck each other when the time is right. Favorite Quote: "There is no room in the whole world for imper- fection. What a pity my father didn't live to see me become strong, to see me dispose of the weak and imperfect, whom he detested. He would have admired me for what I am going to do." -source unknown Furthermore: Jeff is currently in the process of going insane from his treatment from a certain female acquaintance. In Jeff's own words, "You can only say you don't give a fuck so many times before it sounds fake and useless." |
| Heather K. DeLand HeatherD Aliases: suffragette, tinkerbelle, squid, mademoiselle kitten Age: 24...mental age much less Sex: johnson's johnson as many times a week. Interests: madonna. workouts. ee cummings. elves. camden market. unsophisticated wines. tree climbing. milan kundera. dungeons & dragons. corsets. continent hopping. bbq chicken. fast cars. french cinema. monkeys. fetish fabrics. tori amos. not in that order. Purpose: to smell good, to be ahead of fashion, to eat well, to find an affordable new pair of DMs, to be an asskickin margarita drinkin party babe. to be or not to be. Favorite Quote: "The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness... Nature expects a full grown man to accept the two black voids, fore and aft, as stolidly as he accepts the extraordinary visions in between. Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it too much. I rebel against this state of affairs." -Vladimir Nabokov Speak, Memory Furthermore: Heather states, "there must be more to life than going to work for someone else. there must be a santa claus, somewhere. there must be someone who could hook me up with the dresses from The Princess Bride." |
| Jayme L. LaDue CreepyDita Aliases: Velveeta Queen, Hymie, Bitch Age: 24 Sex: female, all the way... Interests: hardcore, metal, thrash, punk, industrial, and gothic music, Bettie Page, Mistress Dita, hanging out with a few friends and drinks, roadtrips with no purpose. Purpose: to NOT multiply, to make a mess out of her life and others who choose to make her acquaintance, to become a pornstar. Favorite Quote: "I hate bastards who eat human flesh and don't share." -source unknown Furthermore: Jayme took Thomas J.'s virginity, who is involved in a constant struggle to get it back. Though Jayme does not often smile, she frequently retains the use of her "evil eyebrow," which has the capability of wordlessly insulting anybody. |
| Matthew (Mateo) Ian Terzi Maximus_PT1 Alias: Matt Rock Age: Old enough to drink, smoke and die for his country. Sex: What are you waiting for? It's not going to suck itself! Interests: Hardcore video/computer gaming, music, pool, writing, music, reading Avery Corman novels, designing games, music, playing "Rogue Spear" on the Zone for hours (Maximus_PT for a good fight), watching The Simpsons, and...uh...music. Purpose: (Note: Mr. Terzi merely mumbles incoherently at this part.) Favorite Quote: "You want me? Well, fuck you and come and find me. I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches." -Thom Yorke, Radiohead Furthermore: Matt is currently the drummer/percussionist of the band Piso Mojado. He has remained totally silent within the Forum, with the exception of this profile. |
| James J. Kiley Junierus Aliases: Tricky Jim, Jim the Kid, "You Bastard" Age: 24 Sex: Alpha Male Interests: Drinking, motocross riding, boxing, drinking, writing, bad girls, and generally deviant behavior. (Did I mention drinking?) Purpose: Currently, to be as crafty as the devil and use Los Angeles to make a ton of money, and then open up a bar in the Caribbean, or a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, and retire at age 30. (FYI: will need alcohol and ganga "testers.") Favorite Quotes: "If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy someone else." -those two Spanish guys at the Renaissance Fest "Don't toast to my health! Toast to my fuck!" -Blue Velvet Furthermore: Mr. Kiley is currently getting another tattoo, rooting for the A's to win the World Series, and training for the 2004 Iron Man competition. Also, it is very likely that Jim has little or no conscience. He is a man of intrigue, and diverse interests. One should not be surprised to be flipping channels, and seeing him preaching on one station, and then starring in a Spice Channel movie on another. |
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| Excellent work, my dear Forum Friends! We have successfully banded our forces, and created what you see here! Have you ever wondered what that certain person is REALLY like? Or even what they look like? Thanks to technological advancement, and my own computing capabilites (although quite finite), we are not only able to write nonsensically to each other...but know WHO we're communicating with, as well! I would like to thank every one of you who replied quickly, and to the best of their abilities. It is very true when I say that all of you made this page, not just myself. The responses were more than interesting, and I had a great time compiling everything. I have left everything as it was sent to me, with minor corrections, revisions, and additions, for the sake of fluidity (except Mr. Carris', with whose I practically edited a book). So get ready, because some of what you see may surprise you, shock you, or possibly even turn you on. |
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| Elizabeth Deathvertigo Aliases: Erzabet of Darkmoon, Lizena, Lizzie Bear, Goblin Age: 23 Sex: As much and wherever I want it. I am a wretched estrogen infested bag of evil. Interests: Beating people with sticks (medieval fighting), photography, getting through college. Purpose: Constantly striving to learn more of anything and apply it to everyday life...a vicious cycle that never ends. Favorite Quote: "I have nothing to say, and that I am saying it, is poetry." -source unknown Furthermore: Mrs. Elizabeth failed to fill out this portion of her profile, calling it "a waste of her time," because "only two people will most likely read" it. For the purposes of proving her wrong, I am placing a web counter here: |
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| Andrew K. Thompson BlackMetalJedi Aliases: Bastard Child of Satan, Android Age: 26 Sex: not often enough Interests: Most any intelligent female whom he deems attractive, photography, filmmaking, good wine, good beer, comic books, music, computer "stuff", Kurt Vonnegut, reading, Star Wars, reading Star Wars books, booking Star Wars reading, and porn. Purpose: Truth, knowledge, to sway the world to his way of thinking. To be well-read, and have his mark on the world...at least his little piece of it. Also, to rid the world of mini-vans and the people who drive them. Favorite Quotes: "I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school." -George Carlin "Heaven and Hell have been located inside the human brain." -John Taylor "Men will cease to commit atrocities only when they cease to believe absurdities." -Voltaire |
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| Thomas J. Bynes crimsonking923 Aliases: Slick, The Reverend, Tea, Tommy Pickles, Asshole Age: 24, and aging rapidly Sex: deviant and multi-positional Interests: Music, cubism, smoking, Jack Daniels, pop art, films, vomiting, blunt honesty, over-dressing, billiards Purpose: To offend as much as possible. Favorite Quotes: "I will show you fear in a handful of dust." -T.S. Eliot "You can turn a murder into art." -The Police, Murder By Numbers "Half of the time, we're gone, but we don't know where." -Paul Simon, The Only Living Boy in New York Furthermore: Overly sarcastic, most often Sir Thomas' wit and honesty is misconstrued, and, more often than not, he becomes the target of hatred and disgust. He has recently decided to adopt a status of social-hiatus. Thomas J is Libran: indecisive and introverted by nature. He will blame every- thing on the fact that he's a Libra, drinking to excess, or fate. He hates himself, but probably hates you more. You could always ask, but he NEVER answers the phone. |
| John S. Carris JSCforum Aliases: John-boy, Yanni, Patriarch of the Johnsonites Age: 24 Sex: Man Interests: world affairs, social and political philosophy, European history, travel, linguistics, speakeasies, drinking, smoking, food, and sex (not listed in any qualifying/quantifying order) Purpose: Omniscience and Orgasm Favorite Quotes: "Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda "Well, then, I ought to suit you, dear. I'm corrupt to the bones. I adore it." -Julia from 1984 Furthermore: Most recently, John has found himself wandering, an experienced European traveller. In addition to visiting the home of Luke Skywalker in Tunesia, he has pissed on Hitler's podium at Nuremburg, jerked off in the Sahara desert, and climbed out of a 12th century castle window with bedsheets. After returning from an Austrian archeological dig, he has done absolutely nothing. (This part was highly edited.) |
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