Narrowsburg (Sung to Margaritaville)

Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' Chip’s back bake
Most of the campers are covered in beer
It’s Woody’s six-string 
We’re all waitin’ to sing
On Sunday morn’ we’re the F outta here…

Waistin' away again in good ol' Narrowsburg
Searchin' for my lost coozi of beer
Some people claim that there’s a wife here who’ll blame
And we know, that it’s all these guys fear...

I don't know the reason
We stayed there those seasons
Nothin' to show but toilets of poo
But Landers’ a beauty
Showers without doodie
But how we got here I haven't a clue...

Waistin’ away again in good ol’ Narrowsburg
Searchin for the way out of my tent
Some people claim that there’s a wife here who’ll blame
And I know, I just walked threw the vent…

I blew out a loud fart
Stepped in a pop-tart
Cut my heel climbing off lunch rock today
But there's booze in the bladder
These boats got no ladder
A few miles to go I guess I’ll hang on…

Waistin’ away again in good ol’ Narrowsburg
Searchin’ for the best way to Yetters
Some people claim that there’s a wife here who’ll blame
And we know, she’s the one with the purse
Or some people claim that Scarangella’s to blame
But we know it's our own damn fault.
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