The blazing
summer sun toyed with most of the inhabitants of the small Texas
town in the summer of 2001. People milled around aimlessly in
the heat, sweat dripping off their backs and pulling energy
and any incentive for work out of their heads. There was no
exception for the two small town high school students, Chris
and Clay, that sat around together talking about ideas. They
sat in the heat thinking of a better environment. They dreamt
of getting rich, not having to work, and getting the women of
their dreams. It was during that summer that a passion swelled
in their chests. They would put their skills together to create
the greatest entertainment company ever created. It would start
as a glorious website, and would eventually evolve into a grand
comedic force. The two men worked day and night on their creation.
Creating graphics, writing code, thinking of future stories,
writing content. Finally, they had a small product to offer
the World Wide Web. They uploaded the first taste of Crylix
on to the internet and let the hits poor in. But with no true
content to offer their fans, the flow of guests started to dwindle.
Then, tragedy struck. Before the dynamic duo could give birth
to their hilarious brainchildren, Chris left the team. The two
men remained best friends, but did not work collectively on
the site. With no companion to stay by his side, Clay lost his
will to live. He lay naked in his bed eating Bon Bons and entire
sticks of butter, staring at pictures of the girl of his dreams
and his best friend Chris. forty eight heart attacks, seven
quadruple bypass surgeries, and millions of tears later, Clay
decided it was time for a change. He greased himself up with
butter and slid his way along the floor to his computer. Due
to extreme muscular dystrophy, he was unable to move his arms
more than an inch at a time, but he would not be discouraged.
Using his tongue, he turned on his computer and began to type.
Keystroke after keystroke, he finally resurrected the site,
and began to work on content. Now Crylix is back and is once
again on the verge of extreme comedic takeover. The two boys
have since teamed up with their other two best friends and created
another entertainment company called Kingz Entertainment. However,
The flame of Crylix still burns strong in the heart of Clay,
and it will never be extinguished.
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