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The Saga of Crylix Entertainment

The blazing summer sun toyed with most of the inhabitants of the small Texas town in the summer of 2001. People milled around aimlessly in the heat, sweat dripping off their backs and pulling energy and any incentive for work out of their heads. There was no exception for the two small town high school students, Chris and Clay, that sat around together talking about ideas. They sat in the heat thinking of a better environment. They dreamt of getting rich, not having to work, and getting the women of their dreams. It was during that summer that a passion swelled in their chests. They would put their skills together to create the greatest entertainment company ever created. It would start as a glorious website, and would eventually evolve into a grand comedic force. The two men worked day and night on their creation. Creating graphics, writing code, thinking of future stories, writing content. Finally, they had a small product to offer the World Wide Web. They uploaded the first taste of Crylix on to the internet and let the hits poor in. But with no true content to offer their fans, the flow of guests started to dwindle. Then, tragedy struck. Before the dynamic duo could give birth to their hilarious brainchildren, Chris left the team. The two men remained best friends, but did not work collectively on the site. With no companion to stay by his side, Clay lost his will to live. He lay naked in his bed eating Bon Bons and entire sticks of butter, staring at pictures of the girl of his dreams and his best friend Chris. forty eight heart attacks, seven quadruple bypass surgeries, and millions of tears later, Clay decided it was time for a change. He greased himself up with butter and slid his way along the floor to his computer. Due to extreme muscular dystrophy, he was unable to move his arms more than an inch at a time, but he would not be discouraged. Using his tongue, he turned on his computer and began to type. Keystroke after keystroke, he finally resurrected the site, and began to work on content. Now Crylix is back and is once again on the verge of extreme comedic takeover. The two boys have since teamed up with their other two best friends and created another entertainment company called Kingz Entertainment. However, The flame of Crylix still burns strong in the heart of Clay, and it will never be extinguished.

Posted By: Clay
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