11/04/04 - Well I is your President again. Not that I was planning on going anywheres. Heck, you might just say if it was lookin' like a Kerry landslide there might have been a horrible terrorist incidence in Boston. But I digest. Now is the time to reach out and help heals the hurtful divide that threatens my great country. The only way that can happen is if everyone does what I says. So those of you who voted for John Kerry, I ask you to joins me as I move us into the future. Actually, I ain't exactly asking, if you know what I mean...
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Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge announced his resignation from the Bush Administration on November 30th. Ridge plans to return to the private sector where he will become CEO of a company that manufactures duct tape.
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- Powell calls it Quits (Nov 15, 2004)
- Ashcroft to Retire (Nov 10, 2004)
- Slouching dollar, hidden Recovery (Nov 9, 2004)
- President reveals his Agenda (Nov 5, 2004)
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