BUSH CALLED A LIAR! (15 October, 2004)

The Harvard Masters of Business Administration for Truth released new ads today showing more than two hundred Harvard MBAs saying that George W. Bush is unfit to command a corporation. "I was there," said one of them. "George W. Bush didn't really stay up all night on Christmas Eve studying for Business Ethics with Dr. Cambonia."

The White House responded, saying, "We have three dozen former Harvard classmates of George W. Bush saying he really did study for Business Ethics with Dr. Cambonia on Christmas Eve. They're on our side, so three dozen MBA's counts for more than two hundred and fifty MBA's. Furthermore, the Harvard MBA's for Truth paid for their ads with money given to them by a Democrat in New York, so we know they're all lying."

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