| Top Ten Reasons I Am Bitter and Have a Shitty Attitude |
| 10. J.G. with his cling-on personality, twenty phone calls a day, and pathetic desperate attempts to make me feel like shit for not liking him until I flip out on him and he admits he was lying and seeing someone else anyway. 9. Disgusting hick-ass guys in beat up dirty cars who yell "Hey Baby!" and blow me kisses while I am waiting for the bus in sweatpants, glasses, and a ponytail shoving a bagel in my mouth. 8. A.D. and his photos of naked girls and himself having sex that he hid in the closet for me to find and make an ass out of myself when I try to get them developed at WalMart only to later realize that he lied about who he was with, when he was with them, wearing condoms, and other safe methods of intercourse. 7. Aforementioned guy that said he was telling me the truth about all the 'other girls' so that I wouldnt find out later and feel crappy only for me to later find out that he was leaving out large, important chunks of the stories and I realized that he was lying to me about lying to me. 6. Boyfriends that can never really let go of their past relationships like they expect me to, so they sneak around IMing and calling and emailing and text messaging until I find out what they are doing then suddenly I am the psycho one who has trust issues. 5. Perverted 35 year old bald guys who IM me on-line and ask me what I am wearing, if I am wearing any panties, if I want to have phone sex, will I turn on my webcame, if I'd like to watch them jerk off on their webcam and what size my chest is then get cranky with me when I refuse to answer and call me a stuck up bitch and then email me pictures of their pathetic little dicks. 4. Assholes like R.H. that cheat on their girlfriend to go out and get drunk with me then let me drive back to my place so they can get some after they bought me 5 Long Island Iced Teas and after I wreck my car and almost kill us both STILL wants to get with me and when I refuse sue me for $25,000. 3. Guys that try to start up conversations with me at the bus stop and pretend to be really interested in me and my life without realizing that I heard them say everything they are saying to me to the hot blond chick on the other side of them before she got annoyed and left AND without realizing that they just talked to me about a week ago in the same place, same time, and I wasnt interested then, either. 2. S.N. telling me that he was sure he wanted to be with me and wanted to work everything out just to get me in bed thereafter leaving me the next day in a heap in the hallway crying while he tells me he just isnt in love with me anymore and wow does he feel better now that he knows. 1. Guys that will read this page and proceed to email or IM me letting me know that they think my attitude sucks, I'm a hostile bitch and no wonder I get pricked over so much. To hell with you all. |
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| Kiss My Ass... and Like It, Bitch. |
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