.....Would you Adam and Fucking Eve it!?!?!
The other Homies page had a bloody error on it, so now I cannot edit the page at all coz it won't let me into it!!!!
.....So I'll continue where I left off last time, here are Homies No39 onwards, Safe.
Because the Homies section is now on two pages, this is PAGE 2 (the original one being PAGE 1), just so you don't get in a muddle on the Homepage when clicking on the Homies link.
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Nicknames: Gary
Personality: Risk-taker, Stupid (the "dangerous" form of stupid, he's actually fairly smart when he wants to be, not academically smart though...)
Footy Team: Crystal Palace (although he doesn't appear much of a football fan...)
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: The many occasions he's nearly crashed his car, two good examples being doing a wheel skid (which almost flipped the car over) in Sainsbury's car park, right in the view of the Police, and doing another wheel skid in another car park, this time coming within inches (yes inches...) of hitting a tree
Did You Know: Gary, although not an old skool fan, likes the Prodigy :-) and, if you rearrange the initials of his first and last names you get "Mary Gay"!
What To Do If You See Him: Tell him to sort out that terrible mullet of his (the picture here is NOT exaggerating the state his hair is in, in real life)...
Nicknames: Smurf
Personality: Confident, fairly loud
Footy Team: Liverpool
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: None as of yet....
Did You Know: Smurf is captain of the college football "B" team, and enjoys his soccer very much...
What To Do If You See Him: Take his hat (which he is rarely seen without) just to piss him off...
Nicknames: Macey
Personality: Violent, (tries to be) Funny
Footy Team: Queens Park Rangers
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: None as of yet....
Did You Know: Neil is roughly 6 ft 5, and is goalkeeper of the college football "B" team, and has a QPR shirt with the name Danny Shittu on the back (now why, out of all the names in the QPR side, did he choose Shittu? Maybe I'm missing something...). He was also one of the bouncers at the DJ Wittzy Rave :-) (And a splendid job he did too)
What To Do If You See Him: Tell him he's short and that he needs to grow.... but don't insult him otherwise he could make mincemeat of you...
Nicknames: Maz, Mazza
Personality: Friendly, Chatty
Footy Team: ..........
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: She's probably done a few in her time.....
Did You Know: Mazza is regularly annoyed by Spenza (who isn't?) and often has the Michael taken out of her by him. She is also on the Student Council at college (but hasn't really improved things, yet...)
What To Do If You See Her: Persuade her to go for a ride in Gary's car (as she really enjoyed the trip to Camberley the last time she went in his car.....). I say "enjoyed", she was a little frightened to say the least....
Nicknames: Masi
Personality: Intelligent, Smarter (than anyone else in the Homies sections), Logical, "Player-hater"
Footy Team: ..........?
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: Claiming he would get a girl's mobile number by writing a note asking her out to lunch, and only getting a college email address! He's also not great at Sudoku...
Did You Know: Masi is in my Maths and Accounts classes, and is applying to (the) Oxford University coz he's so smart (even smarter than I am). He also claims he's the best/safest driver, although to be fair he's probably the safest who has driven me somewhere. Collett also regularly tries to poke pencils through his hair in Accounts lessons with Monika (when his hair is in the massive afro, and not the braids shown in this picture).
What To Do If You See Him: Tell him to demonstrate his technique on how to get a girl to go out with you on someone(!), and tell him how rubbish it is when he comes back with a college email address. Also try to make holes in his afro by poking pencils through his hair.
Nicknames: Mike, Helmet Head
Personality: Logical, Intelligent, a bit "girly"
Footy Team: Chelsea - bloody glory-hunter....
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: The two most recent times he's got his hair cut, and was then insulted constantly because it didn't look very good. The most recent example was when he had his long hair "trimmed", but made him look like a girl, and like he was wearing a helmet... Nick suggested he buy a woolly hat with ear muffs from River Island to cover up the mullet...
Did You Know: Mike is in my Maths class and, like me, has to suffer sitting next to David...
What To Do If You See Him: Tell him to sort out that barnet of his - try to shave all of his hair off, and then knit a woolly hat from it... but only if you're SO mean and cruel...
Nicknames: Nick, Sick Nick (according to Collett...), Nicky P
Personality: Logical, (can be) Insulting
Footy Team: Arsenal
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: None that I'm aware of.....
Did You Know: Nick is in my Accounts class and has to suffer sitting next to David, who also thinks that Nick looks like Harry Potter...?!? (despite the fact Nick is twice as tall and doesn't have long-ish black hair and round glasses......). Nick is also pretty damn good at Poker, having taken home large winnings from the games played so far. And, at Dave's b-day party, he was given a nice bruise when powerfully slapped several times on his right hand after losing at "Spoons"!!!
What To Do If You See Him: Make jokes with him about David's rubbish/gay christian/gospel music, and about the state Mike's hair is in...!
Nicknames: Bero
Personality: Friendly, Outgoing, Logical
Footy Team: ..........?
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: Probably getting pissed many times, but nothing else worthy enough to be included here...
Did You Know: Although a big Hip-Hop fan, Adam likes The Prodigy :-) and passed his driving test at the 3rd attempt, well done!
What To Do If You See Him: Start talking to him - he's always got something interesting to talk about, full of stories...
Nicknames: Stonor
Personality: Logical, Smart, Funny
Footy Team: Newcastle United
Idols: ..........?
Stupid Things Done: Stonor did a few crazy things at Winston, but I can't remember what they were now...!
Did You Know: Stonor and I used to have a great laugh in Year 8 Science and other classes, not forgetting the Year 7 activity week, when we (and Big Webb) wound up Dean Langley so much - ha ha!! Stonor would also like to become a scientist and work for MI5, best of luck!
What To Do If You See Him: Shout "Er, Charles James!"...