Don's Spanking Pages

Big Paddle
(A parody of MOON SHADOW by Cat Stevens)
Copyright © 2001 by Don A. Landhill

Chorus:
Oh I'm bein blistered by a big paddle, big paddle, big paddle
Leapin and hoppin' from this big paddle, big paddle, big paddle

Well if my dom would use his hands, I'll say "Ow", when they land
Well if my dom would use his hands-- aw-ay, aaw-ay
Oh i won't want to brat, any more

Chorus:

And If I learn to use my eyes, to read his notes and not to spy
Oh if I learn to use my eyes-- aw-ay, aaw-ay
I won't have to cry any more.

Chorus:

And though I always kick my legs
when he spanks, I moan and beg
so though I always kick my legs aw-ay, aaw-ay
I won't have to walk to no corner.

Chorus:

And if I would not use my mouth
to lie and swear, both north and south
Oh if I would not use my mouth-- aw-ay, aaw-ay
I won't have to taste soap no more

Final Chorus:
Oh I'm bein blistered by a big paddle, big paddle, big paddle
Leapin and hoppin' from this big paddle, big paddle, big paddle

Ow what a big paddle, big paddle, big paddle!

-DAL April 2001

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