| D's Hyperintelligent QUOTES |
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| "Sorry, but I have a very narrow range of facial expressions right now" - 15/12/2002 - said in reference to looking zoned-out after my last final of the term... |
| "I forgot to wake up this morning" - 1/11/2002 - which technically meant I was writing the email in my sleep... |
| "I'm not in engineering because I couldn't think." - 11/12/2002 |
| Ok, this is a new little section that will enable you to laugh at me. Yep. Everyone likes to laugh at me, apparently I'm very funny...in combination to not being too bright. Hehehe. So here you go, with the following quotes, I invite you (and give you permission) to pull up a bit of floor and roll around, laughing till your guts spill out. Um...but not literally, of course! |
| Heard me say something particularly intelligent? Email me about it! *I do reserve the right to decide if it shows up here!* |
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| Aargh, there's nothing of interest here...Take me back home that I may find my way out of this infernal cyber madhouse (or discover something else that's new and weird...) |
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| "Your hair's so curly I could surf on its waves" - 22/12/2002 - I replied to my brother, who has a longish-curly-mop-of-a-head-of-hair...No no...don't worry, not a pickup line that went horribly wrong...Imagine...hehehe...C'mon, I couldn't be *that* bad... |
| "I need to get a couple dumber friends...It's just wrong that 90% of my friends are Dean's List students..." - 1/3/2003 |
| "What are your distinguishments?" - 28/2/2002 - Ok for those who didn't notice that word doesn't exist...And I only realised it a fraction of a second after I uttered it. |
| "You're pretty good at imitating yourself!" - 9/4/2003 |
| "Oh well, I'll wrap [the conversation] up, put it in my pocket for later mental mulling" - 10/4/2003 |
| "[...] it's cos when you talk, I don't understand half of what you say and I love the frustration of stewing in my own stupidity." - 9/4/2003 |
| "Anyone with a car/bus/train/plane who knows me is required to meet me (in your mode of transportation) today at 1:50 pm on University Avenue West near East Side Mario's. I will be dress in blue with bloodshot eyes and I will be crossing the street. Please hit me as hard as you can, and don't look back. Thank you." - 11/4/2003 - ICQed to people 10 hours before my Physics final. |
| "Trespassers BEWARE... Remove your shoes before entering or YOU WILL BE SHOT (or made to clean the floor...)" - 2/2003 - posted on the main door |