(playing Medal of Honour)
"Hey look! it's a fresh corpse....in fact, i just saw him get sniped...i'll go check it out"
(gets shot)
(referring to the strike that was preventing him from getting a G2)
Oren: "I'm gonna go downtown and beat them with my bat"
Mat: "You mean your patience wand?"
(After being pestered by Mat and Scott while he was studying for exams)
Oren: "Leave me alone guys! I have to cram"
Mat: "What, Mike's dick up your ass?"
Keith
"My CPU can't detect my modem!"
During English class, Mat, Keith and me just got back a quiz....Mat and I did allright, but Keith....umm...u'll see
Mrs Frasier (english teacher): I know the three of you can do much better than what these scores suggest..."
Mat: "But...I got 8 out of 10.....and Clarence got 9 out of ten...."
Mrs Frasier: "Well Keith, I guess I'm just talking to you"
Keith: twitch...twitch
Ben S-W (Bob)
Nothing really stupid....just really crappy at SSBM....nearly got beaten by my 4 year old cousin
(Referring to the GameCube controller)
This thingy looks like a nipple
Mike L.(Rage)
"A wang in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Mike H.
At Staples
"I hope Keith doesn't jetta on us"
Mat: where's your driving lesson?
Mike: in a car........
Justine
Upon exiting the chemistry room....grabs door handle...walks into door...opens door, then walks through
Upon exiting the physics room.......walks into door....
Wayne
Wayne: no, Marina doesn't do that kind of stuff
Mat: (turns around and tunes into the conversation) what?? Marina doesn't put out??
Wayne: huh? i dont get it......
Mat: uhh...Wayne? you know about the birds...and the bees?
Wayne: ......no
Playing Frisbee, after falling into a ditch
"You guys didn't warn me about the ditch"
(maybe it's just me.....but a ditch is kinda hard to miss)
Jen G
While watching the Bourne Identity, there was a part in the movie that made her jump....pretty normal.... happens in a lot of movies to a lot of people... however, most people, in most movies, will NOT jump so far back that they almost fall into the row of seats behind them.
Adrienne
From Adrienne herself
"I was hanging with jeannette and she told me her brother had named her big fish "Wang" so I said we should name the little fish "Cheese". We had a giggle about that and then I said "Yeah and every time we call your fish Mat and Scott are probably sitting there looking confused wondering who'd just said "wang".
jeanette:yeah, their "wang-sense would me tingling
me(adrienne): i don't wanna know about Mat's "wang-sense" and it's tingling" (insert giggle here) " what about Rage and every time we say cheese?
jeannette: he's just sitting there going "Mmmm...cheese"
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